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Shane As It Ever Was by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-05-22
Ilya wakes with no memory after an eventful night. Or maybe it wasn’t eventful. He doesn’t remember, that’s the problem.
- Language:
- English
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- 7,110
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #85342996
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The BBQ of the Year. by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-05-21
Ilya
We will be late
Bood
do NOT fuck before my bbq
Ilya
We already have
And we will again!Post-Fanmail, Hollanov, the Cens & the WAGs prepare for the BBQ to end all BBQs.
- Part 4 of O-Town’s Fillies Back Again
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,111
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #85286731
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Shane Hollander writes romance novels. Ilya Rozanov finds out.
- Part 10 of Hollanov fics
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- English
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- 14,973
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- 4/4
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- 1
- AO3:
- #85178121
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finn @jjsvoyagos
I was scrolling on the tl and apparently some hockey romance novel is getting adapted?? And the streets are saying that the main character is sort of like shane hollander?> marcie ! 24 defender @hollzypuck
please don’t mention riding the edge on voystwt, it’s a triggering subject for us all 😭> > finn @jjsvoyagos
?? i’m new here, pls explain the lore> > > marcie ! 24 defender @hollzypuck
it’s a really weird smutty book that inadvertently sexualizes shane. the main guy is literally shane hollander with a different name. elite player, youngest captain in montreal franchise history, golden boy, half-japanese half-canadian, same exact personality and looks… idk even if the character is somehow not inspired by shane hollander, then it’s kind of suspicious how similar they are…> > > > finn @jjsvoyagos
Oh… that is weird as fuckor; a straight hockey romance becomes the biggest show on the planet. The internet is convinced (correctly) that the male lead is 100% based on Shane Hollander. Too bad almost no one knows Shane Hollander is gay.
- Language:
- English
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- 8,634
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #84969141
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Famed Hollanov Fic Writer, Luca Haas by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-05-20
Luca Haas looks Ilya Rozanov in the eye. Ilya Rozanov, recently appointed captain of The Ottawa Centaurs. Ilya Rozanov, who Luca has done unspeakable things to on Archive of Our Own.
He gulps. His phone is weighing heavy in his back pocket, his phone which has been logged into an Archive of Our Own account for years. An account which features some… disgustingly detailed smut about the man currently shaking his hand.
or, luca haas wrote a very popular hollanov fic when he was a teenager... he spends the first year of his professional hockey career in fear
- Part 1 of the loser has to fall
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,797
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #84538666
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I Don't Know That Side of You At All by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-05-20
Time for the highlight of the night.
As Boston’s General Manager, Barry had plenty of professional goals for his evening at the NHL awards. His singular personal goal, however, was to see Coach Theriault pop a fucking blood vessel.
He and LeClaire had already succeeded in trapping Theriault in conversation when Barry heard a very familiar Russian accent from over by the bar.
Well, a good manager knows how to delegate.
Barry waved Rozanov over to join them. Yuna Hollander noticed and stuck close to the kid’s side, her sharp gaze assessing as she too moved to join the conversation. Even better. Even fucking better.
Beside him, Theriault’s face had already turned a dangerous shade of red.
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Ilya Rozanov, Yuna Hollander and Coach Theriault walk into a bar...- Language:
- English
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- 3,353
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #85224756
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Maybe Eight Years Is Enough by ItsMayBiTheWay
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-05-16
The pounding on the door is what jolts Shane awake. Instinctively he tries to jump to his feet and rush to get it, but a heavy weight around his torso and on top of his legs prevents him from moving. As consciousness slowly returns to him, breaking through the haze of his hangover—and possible still-drunken state—he realizes that he is being held by Rozanov. “Shane Hollander, open the door, now!” “Oh my god, oh my fucking god. Jesus fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking hell. That is my fucking mother.” OR After getting drunk at the 2016 NHL Awards, Shane Hollander wakes up married to Ilya Rozanov
- Part 1 of What Happens in Vegas
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,592
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #84971856
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You have caught me at a bad time by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-05-16
In March 2019, Caitlin Dykstra finds herself inside of Ilya Rozanov’s home carrying way too much food, some flu medicine, a few bottles of gatorade, and a hello.
She leaves with more information than she could have ever wanted.
(This is a side story to “Operation O Canada, or the Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage.” Please read the original fic first!)
- Part 2 of Operation O Canada
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,265
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #84966911
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So What Was The Media Strategy? No, Seriously. by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-05-15
“A lot of people were surprised by the video of Rozanov and Hollander last season, especially given the distraction it created around the playoffs. What was the reaction in the Bears locker room?”
Or, Seb and Marly are left unsupervised at a post-game Bears press conference, and share their unfiltered thoughts.
POV Cliff Marlow, set during the start of the 2021 season.
- Part 22 of Just Game Changer things that my brain needs to write
- Part 14 of Hammer/Sebbin is my close personal headcanon
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- English
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- 2,228
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #84912496
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Everyone at McGill knows three things: their hockey team is the best in the country, the Rozanov family could buy half of Montreal, and Shane Hollander is completely off limits. So when new students start asking Shane out after winter break, Ilya Rozanov decides he needs to put a stop to it. Or: the horrifying realization that Ilya Rozanov might be in love with his best friend.
- Part 3 of college hollanov
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,880
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #84723361
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The Hollander-Rozanov Post Wedding Brunch: Competitive Edition by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-05-12
Marly is hungover and absolutely not ready for a trivia brunch about Roz and Hollander the morning after their wedding. The Bears know almost nothing about the couple, so they fall back on what they do know, the lovely Montreal Jane, but the more they answer, the stranger it gets.
Or, just how similar were Jane and Hollander, and how did Roz end up with what was a carbon copy of the same person? The lucky asshole.
POV Cliff Marlow, who is the real MVP!
- Part 21 of Just Game Changer things that my brain needs to write
- Part 13 of Hammer/Sebbin is my close personal headcanon
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,137
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #84711781
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Modern Lockets by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-05-12
“Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”
A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”
“I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.
In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.
…At least, not yet.
(AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,708
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #84249706
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Two Serial Killers Walk Into a Bar by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-05-11
Kip Grady is on a voyage of discovery, backpacking and hitchhiking his way across the United States. He’s read all the literature, of course, on the dangers of hitchhiking, but this is not something that he’s very concerned about. After all, Kip always makes sure that he’s packed everything he could conceivably need in his backpack. But when he’s picked up by handsome Scott Hunter, it turns out that he is not the only one with skeletons (literal and metaphorical) in the trunk of his vehicle.
or - the chances of two serial killers in a car are slim but never none.
- Language:
- English
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- 2,975
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- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #84096141
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200lbs of Muscle by prailock
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-05-10
In the midst of a press conference announcing an expansion of the Irina Foundation to include two camps in Europe, a homophobic “activist” attempts to disrupt Shane and Ilya's statements. He seems to have forgotten that Shane is a professional athlete. It's a swift reminder.
- Part 2 of Pure Meringue
- Language:
- English
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- 4,471
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #84580351
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Fiat 500 Horse Boys. by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-05-10
Boyle
ooh i’m shaking
like your legs could even carry you to my place to punch me in the dick at this pointNicky C
For real
Surely you must be on the floor after 2 straight days with JaneCap
Who the fuck do you think I am?
I could do a week straight with Jane and still kick your ass3 months in the Ottawa Centaurs' group chat.
- Part 3 of O-Town’s Fillies Back Again
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,540
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #84572991
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Shane removed Ilya from the Chat by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-05-10
Ilya goes on a roadie while Shane is still on LTIR.
LISA: Whatever rocks your socks
NICOLE: Whatever tickles your fancy
CASSIE: Whatever flips your pancake
SELENA: Whatever turns your crank
CAITLIN: Whatever fondles your goose
- Part 4 of What is a RHOO?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,112
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- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #84589631
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sem'ya by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
2026-05-08
Ilya doesn't go into their game against Philly intending to hate Gritty, contrary to Shane's assumptions. He has it all worked out. It's just going to be a fun little bit that he does. Gritty has a menacing energy that should vibe well with Ilya's everything.
In their second year as captains of the Nordiques, Shane and Ilya have more challenges to face, including a team that is now aware of them as a couple, anxious new additions, flirtatious mascots, and a hockey world that is finally responding to change...
Direct sequel to domoy, wherein Shane and Ilya go to the Quebec Nordiques in this AU’s expansion draft and come out to the world, and Yuri, Yuuri, and Viktor move to Canada.
- Part 3 of in all but name
- Part 5 of crackin' open a cold one
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,000
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #83863746
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The Day When I First Saw the Sun. by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-05-03
Jane
Are they both bad?
Do you hate them?Ilya
Have been having a mild breakdown, sorry
You see, my boyfriend sent me two photos of himself wearing glasses when he knows that this makes me insane manJane
Oh come on
You literally see me in them everyday!Ilya
I do
And I have had an orgasm every day for the last 421 days
You see the connection, yes?Ilya does lots of boring things with Shane. They are his favourite things in the world.
- Part 2 of O-Town’s Fillies Back Again
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,074
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #84224221
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Shane Hollander has a type. It's not his fault that his hookups keep turning out to be other MLH players.
or: finding community in a group of gay hockey players who have all hooked up with the same person
- Part 1 of lily's hit list
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,313
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #83947446
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Breaking News: We Like Each Other by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-05-02
In the offseason, a steamy video of Shane and Ilya dancing at a club goes viral. Already out and married for years at this point, the first husbands of hockey can't believe this is news. For once, it's Shane whose media responses blow it up even further. Ilya’s not about to let an opportunity to compete with Shane go to waste.
Or
The rivalry still hasn't died, they just find new ways to keep it going. Why choose silence when you can choose violence?
- Part 1 of Pure Meringue
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 41,980
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #82779106