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  1. “Mr Hollander, you and Ilya Rozanov have been photographed coming out of multiple hotels late at night. Can you explain that?”

    Shane panics. He can’t give the real answer, that they meet up every few months because he’s an undead monster and Rozanov happens to have delicious blood.

    “Um. We were… well. Gay sex! We were having gay sex!”

    Or: Shane Hollander isn’t in denial about being gay. He is in denial about being a vampire.

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  2. After tuna melts and their first night actually sleeping together, Ilya asks Shane for more. Shane agrees, not knowing that this was Ilya's way of asking him out.

    Comination of written fic and texting fic.

    The text scrolls!

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  3. [A professional team photo of Ilya Rozanov smiling against a marbled gray backdrop.]

    @centaurshockey Join us starting tomorrow as our beloved Captain takes over social media for a few days! It's going to be fine (we hope) ❤️

    Posted October 17th at 3:12 PM

    ❤️ 55,025 💬 543

    ***
    @ivyholly41
    Oh, I can't WAIT for this

    @livelaughcens I don't think I've ever been more sat.

    @captainclapper oh my god. how much hot hollanov content do you think we're going to get this week?

    @ilyarozanov81 @captainclapper ♾️

    @b00dramzane @harrisdrover1995 how much are you going to regret this?

    @harrisdrover1995 @b00dramzane ♾️


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  4. Ilya and Shane decide to do an anonymous group chat for queer hockey players.

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  5. Shane H-R

    He wouldn’t be able to fuck you in the waders?

    They fasten over the shoulder, right?

    And I assume to stay watertight there’s no fly situation?


    Cassie B

    Captain Harlot over here thinking about wader sex logistics


    Ilya H-R

    Sweetheart, should I get waders?

    Another WAG chat, another Valentine's Day - but this time, both husbands are in the group.

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  6. It starts when everyone realizes Shane Hollander has never tried candy. 5+1: Five Centaurs have him blind taste-test their favorite candy, plus Ilya gives Shane a treat he's sure to love.

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  7. SHANE: Lily.
    LILY: Hello
    SHANE: Dead to me.
    What the actual fuck?
    LILY: ??
    SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
    LILY: ahh
    I am in trouble
    Yes?

     
    Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).

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  8. Ilya Rozanov is on top of the world. Fast cars, a hot boyfriend, a successful hockey career. Sure, he hasn’t fallen in love with his boyfriend yet, but like everything else falling in love just requires hard work. He’ll get there eventually.

    When Shane Hollander crashes back into his life, Ilya starts to question if the top of the world might actually be more of a home shaped place with a fluffy orange cat and an annoying hockey player. But Ilya can’t just ditch his plans to go to Paris with his boyfriend and run off with Shane Hollander instead. Right?

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  9. Harris: So, you know that cooking video I had Troy and Shane make?

    Ilya: Yes?

    Harris: It's genuinely one of the most painful things I've ever seen on camera.

    Harris: Like I've seen horror movies that made me feel more at ease than this.

    Ilya: Were you expecting anything less?

    Ilya: They are the biggest disasters we know.

    Ilya: **Affectionate**

    Harris: I mean, I guess I was just hoping it'd be super cute, you know?

    Harris: Two buff gay elite jocks cooking chicken parm? You can't go wrong, right?

    Ilya: Except when your two buff gay elite jocks cooking chicken parmesan are Shane 'small talk is a disease' Hollander and Troy 'awkward is a lifestyle' Barrett.

    Harris: Yeah, I should have known.

    Harris: This is what I get for being an optimist.

    Harris: And a greedy gay man who wants to edit videos of hot men cooking good food.

    Harris: Want to do a voice over for me so maybe I can salvage this?

    Ilya: Of course.

    Ilya: Any parameters?

    Harris: Oh, you know. Just don't embarrass me too much.

    Ilya: Send it to me and I will get it done ❤️

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  10. Scott Hunter is out. Surely this means it's safe for other players to come out now too, right?

    or: finding community in a group of gay hockey players who have all hooked up with the same person, continued. (a sequel to just his type)

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  11. Emmy: When did you first hook up with him?
    Jane: 2010
    Caro: WHAT
    Megan: GIRL
    Tia: SEVEN YEARS??
    Megan: My jaw is borderline unhinged rn

    Or: In 2017, Shane finds a place where he can talk about his sex life...a group chat for girls who have slept with Ilya Rozanov

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  12. Anon requested topic: "Can you please explain who 'Jane' is and why everyone in this fandom knows her?"

    holla24museum: Why yes, yes I can.

    --

    a tumblr post detailing Jane, Shayden's biggest hater

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  13. [Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sit in director's chairs in the Ottawa Centaurs locker room. Across from them in similar style chairs sits Zane Boodram, Wyatt Hayes, Luca Haas and Troy Barrett. There's a white board behind them that reads 'Shane or Anya' in bold block letters. Generic game show music plays in the background.]

    Ilya: Hi, I'm Ilya Rozanov.

    Shane: And I'm Shane Hollander.

    Ilya: And why are we here today, Shane?

    Shane: Because Harris is really quick to bring up our contractual obligation?

    Ilya: And?

    [Ilya gestures to their four teammates and the board behind them.]

    Shane: Oh, uh, I guess we're here to play a game or whatever.

    Ilya: Which game is that?

    Shane: You could just tell them, you know.

    Ilya: Yes, but that wouldn't annoy you.

    Shane: Our friends are here to guess whether a disgustingly sweet statement you made is about me or our dog.

    [An image of Anya, a medium sized brown and white dog wearing a strawberry patterned dog coat with bright pink dog boots on her feet flashes on the screen.]

    Ilya: And will this be an easy game, Shane?

    Shane: You'd think so, but no. No, I don't think it will be.

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  14. The Centaurs Rookies ask about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov's coming out plans, only to find out that said plans are very, very bad.

    Upon pointing out the flaws in the plans, Shane and Ilya get defensive; insisting that they don't need help from "a bunch of stupid boys".

    Taking this personally, the Rookies then come up with a plan to fix their coming out plans by exposing them to the reality of what the internet is saying about them.

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  15. In a world where Shane & Ilya never hooked up and were only ever rivals and colleagues, Shane does eventually come out (after Scott and Kip’s kiss that changed everything.) He keeps the media at bay by teasing what he’s looking for in an ideal boyfriend.

    Ilya starts taking notes.

    He’s not the only one.

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  16. Shane's first year on the Centaurs as he navigates what it means to be gay and married in public with help from the queer men and straight women who make up the Centaurs WAGs.

    Shane: I’ve gotten so caught up in the idea of not being the gay hockey player and not defined by my relationship with Ilya that now people think Ilya and I are breaking up
    Shane: Harris said it’s kind of like I’m going back in the closet and he’s right
    Shane: but I have no idea how to be in a relationship in public
    Caitlin: You were in a public relationship with Rose Landry
    Selena: yeah, you two were everywhere
    Shane: I was so relieved to be straight I wasn’t paying attention to any of that!

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  17. I write ficlets on Threads and will start posting them here! Each chapter is a different post and each will be random and different. I will add tags when I need to.

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  18. The group chat of Shane Hollander's tenants.

    (Four girls bound by a shared roof, a lack of any sports knowledge, an NDA, and a smoking hot Handyman(?))

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  19. "Shane," Ilya interrupts, knowing that if he lets Shane go on much longer, he really will be on the next flight back. And as tempting as it is, he really likes all the free shit Shane gets to bring home and he's in desperate need of a new watch after the last barbecue at Bood's went slightly awry. "I'm fine, I just have lice."

    There's a long pause, and though Ilya can't see Shane's face, he can imagine the exact look that's there. Forehead wrinkled, lips set in a thin line, his eyes moving slowly around the room as he tries to figure something out. "You're going to have to expand on that, I think."

    "Turns out the sleepover I hosted for the Pikes had more than a few uninvited guests," Ilya offers and he hears Shane exhale in relief at the explanation, making a mental note to ask when he gets home exactly what other scenarios were playing out in Shane's overactive brain.

    "I bet Hayden and Jackie feel awful."

    Ilya has about twenty apology texts from Jackie he knows he needs to respond to. "Yes, they do."

    "You're going to make Hayden suffer for this, aren't you?"

    He grins, loving how well Shane knows him without even a hint as to what Ilya has planned. "Yes, I am."

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  20. Shane didn't hate being one of the girls as much as he thought he would.

    Ilya was going to regret giving them his number.

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