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  1. The morning after Shane wins his third MLH Cup Finals, the newspapers should read, "Montreal Wins MLH Championship," or "Voyageurs Win Three Cups in Four Years," or even "Shane Fucking Hollander Does It Again." Instead, after a long night of partying that Shane really, honestly, doesn't remember very much, the headlines read something different.

    When Shane wakes up to the headline "Shane Hollander Outs Fellow MLH Captain?" he almost pukes. He's ruined everything and put Ilya at risk of persecution by Russia ... except, has he? Because apparently all he said was that there was another queer MLH captain, not who it was.

    As the social media witch hunt begins and things spiral out of control, the general public knows one thing to be true: there's no way Ilya Rozanov is involved.

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  2. “Mr Hollander, you and Ilya Rozanov have been photographed coming out of multiple hotels late at night. Can you explain that?”

    Shane panics. He can’t give the real answer, that they meet up every few months because he’s an undead monster and Rozanov happens to have delicious blood.

    “Um. We were… well. Gay sex! We were having gay sex!”

    Or: Shane Hollander isn’t in denial about being gay. He is in denial about being a vampire.

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  3. After tuna melts and their first night actually sleeping together, Ilya asks Shane for more. Shane agrees, not knowing that this was Ilya's way of asking him out.

    Comination of written fic and texting fic.

    The text scrolls!

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  4. Exhausted and annoyed with his teammates' nagging, Shane Hollander makes the stupidest, most childish decision of his adult life. He makes up a fake girlfriend.
    Her name is Lily (after his neighbour's cat); she is from Boston (so no one asks too many questions). To make the lie somehow believable, he saves and texts a random number, accidentally starting a conversation that might just change his life.

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  5. Text/soc media
    Rose Landry breaks up with Shane Hollander after coaxing him into telling her he's gay... then she keeps her promise to stay friends.

    Rose: hey it’s been 24 hours
    Rose: in case you thought i was just being nice about the texting, i meant it
    Rose: just because i never met your mother doesn’t mean i won’t call her to check on you
    Rose: Shane seriously you don’t have to talk to me if you don’t want to
    Rose: but i need to know you’re okay
    ___

    Shane: We always met at hotels.
    Shane: Or I have a condo in Montreal for us to meet up at.
    Rose: did you buy a condo to have sex??
    Rose: wtf is wrong with you?
    Rose: (affectionate)
    Shane: I couldn’t risk anyone seeing him at my actual house??
    Shane: Rose please tell me you don’t bring all your hookups to your real house.
    Shane: You’re way too famous to be doing that.
    Rose: okay fair enough
    Rose: it’s not like i’m hooking up all the time you know
    Rose: sex condo is insane
    Rose: i hope you know that
    ___

    Rose: Lily?
    Rose: who is Lily?
    Rose: Shane i thought we agreed you weren’t going to date anymore girls
    Rose: also another flower name, really??

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  6. Shane H-R

    He wouldn’t be able to fuck you in the waders?

    They fasten over the shoulder, right?

    And I assume to stay watertight there’s no fly situation?


    Cassie B

    Captain Harlot over here thinking about wader sex logistics


    Ilya H-R

    Sweetheart, should I get waders?

    Another WAG chat, another Valentine's Day - but this time, both husbands are in the group.

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  7. SHANE: Lily.
    LILY: Hello
    SHANE: Dead to me.
    What the actual fuck?
    LILY: ??
    SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
    LILY: ahh
    I am in trouble
    Yes?

     
    Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).

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  8. Scott Hunter is out. Surely this means it's safe for other players to come out now too, right?

    or: finding community in a group of gay hockey players who have all hooked up with the same person, continued. (a sequel to just his type)

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  9. The Hollander-Rozanov family visit Japan.

    Surely the media will be normal and let them enjoy their vacation, right?

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    Told through a series of group chats, Twitter threads, tabloid articles, and more

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    A spin-off from the first work in this series but can be read as a standalone.

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  10. Shortly before the playoffs start in what will be Ilya's last season in Boston, he makes a drunk confession to Cliff that he's in love with Jane...who is a man. Unbeknownst to him, it was captured in the background of a video his teammate posted to social media. Chaos ensues.

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  11. Scott Hunter is added to a group chat after coming out. It's not like anything he expected.

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  12. Penelope (Dill)
    Omg get on with it, Cass!

    Cassie (Bood)
    Thank you
    Now, we must behave ourselves, ladies
    We have royalty in our midst

    Arden (Pointy)
    What the hell are you on about, Cassie?

    Cassie (Bood) has added Jane (Rozy) to the conversation

    Jane (Rozy)
    Uhh
    What is this?
    ______________
    or; "Jane" gets added to the Ottawa WAGs chat after Ilya drunkenly tells his teammates about "her"
    or or; Shane Hollander in his WAG era

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  13. - Marlow Has Added Jane to the Conversation -

    Marlow: Please don't tell Roz

    Jane: O.O

     

    - Hayden Has Added Lily to the Conversation -

    Lily: What the fuck is this?

    Hayden: Oh-

     

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  14. The Centaurs Rookies ask about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov's coming out plans, only to find out that said plans are very, very bad.

    Upon pointing out the flaws in the plans, Shane and Ilya get defensive; insisting that they don't need help from "a bunch of stupid boys".

    Taking this personally, the Rookies then come up with a plan to fix their coming out plans by exposing them to the reality of what the internet is saying about them.

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  15. Shane's first year on the Centaurs as he navigates what it means to be gay and married in public with help from the queer men and straight women who make up the Centaurs WAGs.

    Shane: I’ve gotten so caught up in the idea of not being the gay hockey player and not defined by my relationship with Ilya that now people think Ilya and I are breaking up
    Shane: Harris said it’s kind of like I’m going back in the closet and he’s right
    Shane: but I have no idea how to be in a relationship in public
    Caitlin: You were in a public relationship with Rose Landry
    Selena: yeah, you two were everywhere
    Shane: I was so relieved to be straight I wasn’t paying attention to any of that!

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  16. We Dem Boyz
    Vaughny added J.J, and unknown number.

    Vaughny: Fellas, I just spoke with the rookie in Ottawa, Boodram, and we realized there is no safe space in the league for minorities for us. I would make a big group chat, but I think the four of us is good enough.
    J.J: Ahhh, shit. Sounds good to me. Welcome to hell – I mean welcome to MHL Boodram!
    Vaughny: No, you were right J.J. Welcome to hell.
    Boodram: 😂😂. Thanks guys. I appreciate it.
    Shane: Yes welcome!
    Shane: Also, what does the name of the chat mean?
    J.J: Ahhh Captaine….

    Or Carter Vaughn creates a group chat with Shane, J.J and Zane and they become each other's support system.

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  17. [Boss Babes]

    Jessica:
    I just had a revelation
    So we know the following information about Jane right:
    1. Rich
    2. Famous (enough for us to ALL recognize her)
    3. Powerful? (has contacts in NHL)
    4. PUBLICALLY well-known supporter of the HABS (EW!) but born in Ottawa
    5. Lives/spends a lot of time between Ottawa and Montreal
    6. Extremely demanding job which involves lots of travel
    7. Fluent in French/English
    8. Would lose job, friends, and family amid massive public scandal if relationship with Rozanov was leaked

    So far we've been stumped, no female celebs match that description
    But what if we're looking in the wrong direction
    Because I believe there's a MAN who fits the description to a T

    Jane:
    I don't like where this is going

    Jessica:
    What if (s)HE's actually…
    JUSTIN TRUDEAU

    - Jane has left the conversation -

    Jessica:
    I rest my case

    The Boston WAGs and their investigations into the curious case of Rozanov's Jane Doe.

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  18. Cassie:

    btw jane now that ilya is captain this means you’re officially Head WAG 💁🏻‍♀️

    Jane:

    what?

    oh nononono that's not necessary

    Selena:

    sorry girl it's not really a choice

    Or, Ilya tells the Ottawa Centaurs about Jane

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  19. Ilya: shane
    Ilya: [image attached - button up silk shirt laid out on a bed]
    Ilya: ???!!!!

    Jane: Why did you send me a picture of your shirt?

    Ilya: [image attached - Ilya’s torso with the shirt on, which is very obviously too small. The buttons will not close and the sleeves are squeezing Ilya’s arms]
    Ilya: why is it fucking ant sized?!?!

    Jane: Oh my god
    Jane: I’m sorry that is hilarious. What happened to your shirt?

    Ilya: you tell me!!!!

    Jane: I mean, it was in your laundry pile, so I probably washed it with the rest of the clothes.

    Ilya: …
    Ilya: shane
    Ilya: please tell me you did not put all my laundry through the machine at home

    OR: Shane and Ilya finally live together after over a decade apart. Turns out living with the love of your life is a lot harder than the movies make it seem.

    (OR: 5 times Shane and Ilya bicker over household things that you never know can piss you off until you are living with someone who does them.)

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  20. The group chat of Shane Hollander's tenants.

    (Four girls bound by a shared roof, a lack of any sports knowledge, an NDA, and a smoking hot Handyman(?))

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