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  1. takeover by

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    2026-10-26

    [A professional team photo of Ilya Rozanov smiling against a marbled gray backdrop.]

    @centaurshockey Join us starting tomorrow as our beloved Captain takes over social media for a few days! It's going to be fine (we hope) ❤️

    Posted October 17th at 3:12 PM

    ❤️ 55,025 💬 543

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    @ivyholly41     Oh, I can't WAIT for this

    @livelaughcens I don't think I've ever been more sat.

    @captainclapper oh my god. how much hot hollanov content do you think we're going to get this week?

    @ilyarozanov81 @captainclapper ♾️

    @b00dramzane @harrisdrover1995 how much are you going to regret this?

    @harrisdrover1995 @b00dramzane ♾️

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    AO3:
    #95428711

  2. Secret Gay Society by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-10-24

    Ilya and Shane decide to do an anonymous group chat for queer hockey players.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    101/?
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #82093131

  3. O-Town's Fillies: Valentine's Redux. by

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    2026-10-23

    Shane H-R

    He wouldn’t be able to fuck you in the waders?

    They fasten over the shoulder, right?

    And I assume to stay watertight there’s no fly situation?


    Cassie B

    Captain Harlot over here thinking about wader sex logistics


    Ilya H-R

    Sweetheart, should I get waders?

    Another WAG chat, another Valentine's Day - but this time, both husbands are in the group.

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    2 versions
    AO3:
    #95287146

  4. not "your' anything by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-10-22

    SHANE: Lily.
    LILY: Hello
    SHANE: Dead to me.
    What the actual fuck?
    LILY: ??
    SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
    LILY: ahh
    I am in trouble
    Yes?

     
    Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    31/?
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81424231

  5. Fifty for Whoever Strips the Bed by

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    2026-10-19

    Josée has cleaned the eighteenth floor of the Hôtel Montcalm for nineteen years. She knows what hockey players leave behind. She doesn’t know who Lily Jane is, or why somebody keeps folding the pillowcases.

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    1/1
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    AO3:
    #95003201

  6. #RazeYourStandards by

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    2026-10-19

    Mere minutes after the Montreal Voyageurs announce their captain, and most adored man in all of Canada, is being benched, local group chats have lit up brighter than an unregulated aftermarket headlight on a lifted truck. Will homophobia be defeated by the only thing more powerful in the world of sports; alcoholic uncles who totally could've gone pro if they didn't pull a muscle right before the scouts showed up for Juniors?

    Or

    The city of Montreal riots over Shane Hollander being benched after the FanMail leak.

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    1/1
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    1
    AO3:
    #94964876

  7. chef's kiss by

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    2026-10-19

    Harris: So, you know that cooking video I had Troy and Shane make?

    Ilya: Yes?

    Harris: It's genuinely one of the most painful things I've ever seen on camera.

    Harris: Like I've seen horror movies that made me feel more at ease than this.

    Ilya: Were you expecting anything less?

    Ilya: They are the biggest disasters we know.

    Ilya: **Affectionate**

    Harris: I mean, I guess I was just hoping it'd be super cute, you know?

    Harris: Two buff gay elite jocks cooking chicken parm? You can't go wrong, right?

    Ilya: Except when your two buff gay elite jocks cooking chicken parmesan are Shane 'small talk is a disease' Hollander and Troy 'awkward is a lifestyle' Barrett.

    Harris: Yeah, I should have known.

    Harris: This is what I get for being an optimist.

    Harris: And a greedy gay man who wants to edit videos of hot men cooking good food.

    Harris: Want to do a voice over for me so maybe I can salvage this?

    Ilya: Of course.

    Ilya: Any parameters?

    Harris: Oh, you know. Just don't embarrass me too much.

    Ilya: Send it to me and I will get it done ❤️

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    AO3:
    #94228516

  8. waking up in vegas by

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    2026-10-18

    "You've been dating for years," Hayden quickly clarifies, "and at no point did you think it would be a good idea to come up with some kind of plan for if this happened. You ghost everyone when you see each other. Half the time I don't know if you're alive or dead, and you still couldn't find ten minutes out of your busy schedules to figure out a contingency plan?"

    "Big word." Ilya grins. "Have you been reading dictionary?"

    "We weren't planning on getting married in Vegas," Shane points out when Hayden passes him on his lap around the bed. His eyes briefly flick to the TV. "Or coming out with such a spectacle. Obviously."

    No matter how many times he'd turned it over, how many times he'd painstakingly played out every worst case scenario, he'd still never landed remotely close to what the reality had turned out to be: Hayden Pike pacing circles around their penthouse suite as he and Ilya hide from the rest of the world.

    Or Shane and Ilya get drunk married in Vegas. Their friends try and keep their secret while they hole up in a hotel room.

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    1/1
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    1
    AO3:
    #94958261

  9. Credit Where It's Due by

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    2026-10-15

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    After Ilya and Shane are outed, Marleau books himself on to the same queer studies course that the Raiders management forced Ilya to attend when he was cancelled for being a homophobe.

    It turns out several other Raiders players thought Marleau had the right idea about that. Now around half of the Raiders roster are all sat together in the little classroom. It’s about as chaotic as you would expect. The professor Sandra is forced to add an increasing number of amendments to the ‘Course Rules and Guidelines’ that she never expected to be putting into writing.

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    Amendment No. 5. - No, there are no additional course credits for “proving you’re an ally by complimenting your bros in the locker room showers."

    Amendment No. 6. - Downloading Grindr will also not get you any extra credits. [ Although if you wish to download Grindr for its intended purposes, I would obviously not want to discourage you in this. ]

    Amendment No. 7. - Taking time during games to tell Admirals player Scott Hunter that you think his boyfriend is extremely hot is NOT actually effective allyship within the league. Yes, EVEN if Ilya Rozanov told you it would be.

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    1
    AO3:
    #94743086

  10. Is It All Worth It? by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-10-14

    Shane thought things would be okay with the team, but it turns out being gay is somehow the worst thing to exist in the locker room. Between the silence from his teammates and seeing how supportive Ilya's team is, how can he move forward from here?

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    6,688
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    13/?
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    1
    AO3:
    #83055171

  11. hit or miss by

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    2026-10-14

    Finally, something dawns on him, a way to handle two goals simultaneously. He’d seen Hollander’s mother flipping through papers rapidly when they first got here, seeming calm and in control and more than a little frightening in a way that made Ilya mildly glad he wasn’t one of the people responsible for a clipboard. If anyone can tell him if the long list of “Prohibited Items” he’d been sent in his email a few days ago is just standard practice for big shoots, it would be Yuna Hollander.

    Or, hopefully, her son.

    “Crazy we cannot even have peanut butter, eh?” He asks. “You also got giant list?”

    Hollander stiffens, almost imperceptibly, and Ilya tilts his head, just slightly, confused, wondering if he’s stumbled somewhere unexpected.

    (how ilya learns about shane's allergies) (and shane's sexual awakening tragically hits a speedbump in the process 😔)

    Language:
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    113,156
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    10/?
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    2 versions
    AO3:
    #87705801

  12. The Hollanov Conspiracy by

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    2026-10-14

    Scott Hunter is added to a group chat after coming out. It's not like anything he expected.

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    8/8
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    1
    AO3:
    #79961496

  13. On Your Radar: Who is janehollander42? by

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    2026-10-11

    Anon requested topic: "Can you please explain who 'Jane' is and why everyone in this fandom knows her?"

    holla24museum: Why yes, yes I can.

    --

    a tumblr post detailing Jane, Shayden's biggest hater

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    3/3
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    1
    AO3:
    #91939811

  14. Lazy by

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    2026-10-10

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    A shoulder injury sees Ilya retire two years before his husband. Too much time on his hands means Ilya falls down the well-trodden path of too much childhood trauma leading to a lot of therapy leading to becoming a stand-up comedian.
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    LAZY • 1 hour of comedy by Ilya ROZANOV

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - ‘Highly entertaining.’

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - ‘Very funny, surprisingly insightful.’

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - ‘Queer, loud and very, very funny.’

    ⭐️ - ‘Technically competent show but extremely arrogant and somewhat debauched.’

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    That leads to both another round of laughter and a cheer. On stage, Ilya grins.

    “Yes, but I knew even then that staying in Russia was maybe a very bad idea. Because queer and Russian is recipe for very traditional Russian tragedy, yes? Which, generally speaking, are not good.” Ilya holds up a hand, counting on his fingers. “Napoleonic Wars, Stalingrad, Chernobyl, getting caught sucking cock with your Coach’s son. All of these would be bad, no? Very high body counts, probably.”

    There’s a lot of laughter now. In the front row, Svetlana wipes at her eyes, shoulders shaking.

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    2/2
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    1
    AO3:
    #94265106

  15. thy going out and thy coming in by

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    2026-10-09

    For nine years, Wilner Joseph drove the enemy to his hero's front door.

    The back door. It was the back door for a long time.

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    AO3:
    #94290596

  16. Not a coincidence. He's just like this. by

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    2026-10-05

    TMZ and half of the tabloids are certain it’s only a matter of time before Ilya Rozanov gets too drunk and drops a good old-fashioned salacious cheating scandal right into their hands.
    Fortunately for TMZ, Ilya Rozanov does get too drunk. Unfortunately for TMZ, what follows is exactly the opposite of what they were hoping for.
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    Ilya is sitting opposite Marleau, right at the center of a crowded mass of Raider's players. His phone buzzes and he looks down with a grin. Ilya taps open the message then bites his lip, eyes bright.

    A cheer goes up from all sides, feet stamping against the floorboards.

    “What?” Ilya looks up and glares about him. “Fuck off. You are all much more ugly than Hollander. Do not be acting like this.”

    Hammersmith grins. “What you looking at us like that for, hey Rozy?”

    “Yeah, c’mon man. Had to be done, right?” says Connors.

    Ilya raises his eyebrows.

    Marleau leans forward and grins. He gestures at Rozy’s phone. “Little game to see how long before we caught you fucking gazing at your phone with your fucking Montreal girl fucking face, Rozy. Gotta appreciate it again, brother. Now we really know what we’re looking at, yeah?”

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    6,646
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    4/4
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    1
    AO3:
    #93977676

  17. a man and his dog (and husband) by

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    2026-10-05

    [Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sit in director's chairs in the Ottawa Centaurs locker room. Across from them in similar style chairs sits Zane Boodram, Wyatt Hayes, Luca Haas and Troy Barrett. There's a white board behind them that reads 'Shane or Anya' in bold block letters. Generic game show music plays in the background.]

    Ilya: Hi, I'm Ilya Rozanov.

    Shane: And I'm Shane Hollander.

    Ilya: And why are we here today, Shane?

    Shane: Because Harris is really quick to bring up our contractual obligation?

    Ilya: And?

    [Ilya gestures to their four teammates and the board behind them.]

    Shane: Oh, uh, I guess we're here to play a game or whatever.

    Ilya: Which game is that?

    Shane: You could just tell them, you know.

    Ilya: Yes, but that wouldn't annoy you.

    Shane: Our friends are here to guess whether a disgustingly sweet statement you made is about me or our dog.

    [An image of Anya, a medium sized brown and white dog wearing a strawberry patterned dog coat with bright pink dog boots on her feet flashes on the screen.]

    Ilya: And will this be an easy game, Shane?

    Shane: You'd think so, but no. No, I don't think it will be.

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    AO3:
    #93956651

  18. exposure therapy by

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    2026-10-04

    The Centaurs Rookies ask about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov's coming out plans, only to find out that said plans are very, very bad.

    Upon pointing out the flaws in the plans, Shane and Ilya get defensive; insisting that they don't need help from "a bunch of stupid boys".

    Taking this personally, the Rookies then come up with a plan to fix their coming out plans by exposing them to the reality of what the internet is saying about them.

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    1/1
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    1
    AO3:
    #93943046

  19. Five-Minute Major by

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    2026-10-04

    “Hello? What is going on? Did you mean to call me?” Ilya asked nervously, glancing around at his team to make sure they weren’t focused on him, confirming that most of them were either undressing and checking their own phones or teasing St. Simone about the new tattoo he had gotten the other day.

    “I—I think—” Shane stuttered, and Ilya frowned when he heard another scream from Shane’s end of the line that didn’t sound like a gleeful hockey celebration. Was there something beeping loudly, too?

    “I think the plane is crashing.”

    And Ilya’s world came crumbling down.

    -

    After the tuna melt incident, Shane calls Ilya from a plane that is going down.

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    2/2
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    1
    AO3:
    #93359491

  20. Photo Finish, Picture Perfect by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-10-03

    There were four pictures in the tweet that ruined Ilya’s life.

    Or, a woman secretly takes explicit photos of Shane while she is hooking up with him and later vindictively posts them online, causing a shitstorm of a media scandal that just keeps getting bigger. Shane freaks out, of course, but somehow Ilya is the one who really feels like his life is ending.

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    36,504
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #92051191
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