Summary:

Jane
Are they both bad?
Do you hate them?

Ilya
Have been having a mild breakdown, sorry
You see, my boyfriend sent me two photos of himself wearing glasses when he knows that this makes me insane man

Jane
Oh come on
You literally see me in them everyday!

Ilya
I do
And I have had an orgasm every day for the last 421 days
You see the connection, yes?

Ilya does lots of boring things with Shane. They are his favourite things in the world.