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Incompletely Straight Forward Skillets by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-10-26
Ilya gets added to the Metros WAG chat. That is not the only thing that goes awry.
- Part 1 of Lily Beanz Verse
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- English
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- 10,727
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- 12/?
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- 1
- AO3:
- #92132491
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another one bites the dust by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-10-26
“What were you doing in between one and four?”
Ilya clenches his jaw. He says nothing. Clearly, she smells blood.
“Mister Rozanov,” she leans forward, grabbing the desk as she enunciates, “what were you doing between one and four in the morning?”
Fucking Shane Hollander for the last time, it seems.
Why does the police of this shitty small town care?
Or
After an exhibition game in a small town, the Montreal Metros and the Boston Raiders find themselves trapped in a hotel by a dangerous snow storm. Perfect for two hockey players sneaking around to hook up, right? But when a violent crime is committed in the hotel, everyone in both teams becomes a suspect. And there is nowhere to go.
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- 2/10
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- 1
- AO3:
- #95375281
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SHANE: Lily.
LILY: Hello
SHANE: Dead to me.
What the actual fuck?
LILY: ??
SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
LILY: ahh
I am in trouble
Yes?
Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).- Language:
- English
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- 72,113
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- 31/?
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- 1
- AO3:
- #81424231
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First Love/Late Spring by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-10-20
After the Tuna Melt Incident, Shane and Ilya gradually started drifting apart. Texts became more scarce, hook-ups less frequent and feelings pushed aside until, in the moment of absolute panic, Shane ghosted Ilya fully.
Now, three years later, Shane Hollander and Rose Landry are engaged. Shane's life finally seems to be going in the right direction. No distractions, great girl, lots of hockey.
And then the new season starts and trades between teams happen.
And Ilya Rozanov, whom Shane promised himself to forget, is suddenly on the same team.
And, worst of all, he becomes the Alternate Captain.- Language:
- English
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- 395,390
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- 40/40
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- 1
- AO3:
- #79742816
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Shane Hollander witnesses a poker game in which he is the prize. In that same game, Russian mobster Ilya Rozanov discovers that he has won far more than just a poker game.
- Language:
- English
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- 114,361
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- 32/32
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- 1
- AO3:
- #93107831
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Credit Where It's Due by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-10-15
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After Ilya and Shane are outed, Marleau books himself on to the same queer studies course that the Raiders management forced Ilya to attend when he was cancelled for being a homophobe.It turns out several other Raiders players thought Marleau had the right idea about that. Now around half of the Raiders roster are all sat together in the little classroom. It’s about as chaotic as you would expect. The professor Sandra is forced to add an increasing number of amendments to the ‘Course Rules and Guidelines’ that she never expected to be putting into writing.
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Amendment No. 5. - No, there are no additional course credits for “proving you’re an ally by complimenting your bros in the locker room showers."Amendment No. 6. - Downloading Grindr will also not get you any extra credits. [ Although if you wish to download Grindr for its intended purposes, I would obviously not want to discourage you in this. ]
Amendment No. 7. - Taking time during games to tell Admirals player Scott Hunter that you think his boyfriend is extremely hot is NOT actually effective allyship within the league. Yes, EVEN if Ilya Rozanov told you it would be.
- Part 3 of Queer Studies 101
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- English
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- 1,048
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- #94743086
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so maybe that random person who commented on Shane Hollander's twitter statedment after him and Ilya had been outed had been right, there was a secret MHL gay society...and maybe it had been Ilya's plan all along
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Ilya creates a group chat with all the queer players he knows about and has the number for...and maybe one he doesn't know about yet but shhhh it's still a secret
- Part 6 of Nothing Stays in Vegas
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- English
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- 49,021
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- 19/?
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- 1
- AO3:
- #83757481
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The Ultimate Cozy Exile by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-10-11
“You dropped out of college!” Svetlana repeated as she threw her hands up. “You had two semesters left in Boston! You were top of your program! You talked about moving to New York, opening your own firm, taking over the world—and now your big life ambition is sitting on a plush couch in the Canadian tundra waiting for Mr. Real Estate to finish his stock trades?”
Ilya laid his fork down with a deliberate clink against the ceramic plate. He rested his elbows on the table, leaning forward, his blue eyes sharp and terrifyingly clear.
“Sveta,” he began, his tone dropping into that familiar, authority. “In Boston, I woke up at six every morning to run in the freezing rain. I spent eight hours in lectures surrounded by rich idiots who thought they were geniuses because their dads bought a building. I spent four hours every night memorizing financial models I already knew how to build in my sleep, just so some eighty-year-old professor could give me a checkmark on a piece of paper. The point is, why would I fight the world when I can just enjoy the simple pleasures of life? I spent my whole life surviving. Shanya gave me a place where I don’t have to.”
- Part 11 of Hollanov Lulu-verse
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- 13/13
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- AO3:
- #94085611
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On Your Radar: Who is janehollander42? by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-10-11
Anon requested topic: "Can you please explain who 'Jane' is and why everyone in this fandom knows her?"
holla24museum: Why yes, yes I can.
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a tumblr post detailing Jane, Shayden's biggest hater
- Part 18 of all dwk heated rivalry fics
- Part 7 of heated rivalry social media fics
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- English
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- 3/3
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- 1
- AO3:
- #91939811
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Lazy by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-10-10
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A shoulder injury sees Ilya retire two years before his husband. Too much time on his hands means Ilya falls down the well-trodden path of too much childhood trauma leading to a lot of therapy leading to becoming a stand-up comedian.
-----LAZY • 1 hour of comedy by Ilya ROZANOV
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - ‘Highly entertaining.’
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - ‘Very funny, surprisingly insightful.’
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - ‘Queer, loud and very, very funny.’
⭐️ - ‘Technically competent show but extremely arrogant and somewhat debauched.’
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That leads to both another round of laughter and a cheer. On stage, Ilya grins.“Yes, but I knew even then that staying in Russia was maybe a very bad idea. Because queer and Russian is recipe for very traditional Russian tragedy, yes? Which, generally speaking, are not good.” Ilya holds up a hand, counting on his fingers. “Napoleonic Wars, Stalingrad, Chernobyl, getting caught sucking cock with your Coach’s son. All of these would be bad, no? Very high body counts, probably.”
There’s a lot of laughter now. In the front row, Svetlana wipes at her eyes, shoulders shaking.
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- English
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- 2/2
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- 1
- AO3:
- #94265106
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Jane Has Been Added To The Chat by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-10-07
Penelope (Dill)
Omg get on with it, Cass!Cassie (Bood)
Thank you
Now, we must behave ourselves, ladies
We have royalty in our midstArden (Pointy)
What the hell are you on about, Cassie?Cassie (Bood) has added Jane (Rozy) to the conversation
Jane (Rozy)
Uhh
What is this?
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or; "Jane" gets added to the Ottawa WAGs chat after Ilya drunkenly tells his teammates about "her"
or or; Shane Hollander in his WAG era- Language:
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- AO3:
- #85301686
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Not a coincidence. He's just like this. by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-10-05
TMZ and half of the tabloids are certain it’s only a matter of time before Ilya Rozanov gets too drunk and drops a good old-fashioned salacious cheating scandal right into their hands.
Fortunately for TMZ, Ilya Rozanov does get too drunk. Unfortunately for TMZ, what follows is exactly the opposite of what they were hoping for.
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Ilya is sitting opposite Marleau, right at the center of a crowded mass of Raider's players. His phone buzzes and he looks down with a grin. Ilya taps open the message then bites his lip, eyes bright.A cheer goes up from all sides, feet stamping against the floorboards.
“What?” Ilya looks up and glares about him. “Fuck off. You are all much more ugly than Hollander. Do not be acting like this.”
Hammersmith grins. “What you looking at us like that for, hey Rozy?”
“Yeah, c’mon man. Had to be done, right?” says Connors.
Ilya raises his eyebrows.
Marleau leans forward and grins. He gestures at Rozy’s phone. “Little game to see how long before we caught you fucking gazing at your phone with your fucking Montreal girl fucking face, Rozy. Gotta appreciate it again, brother. Now we really know what we’re looking at, yeah?”
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- AO3:
- #93977676
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Endless by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-10-02
It’s been a year since Prince Shane Hollander of Canada has heard from Prince Ilya Rozanov of Russia. Until now. Princes to separate kingdoms, influenced by the push and pull of power and politics. Whatever is happening between them? Doesn't change that.
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- 12/12
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- AO3:
- #89072371
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Some people wanted a fic based on this tweet of my #DontYouDareFuckingFreeMe fic:
Josh @mtrlfan703
I’ll be honest and admit that if those two had made out on the ice before this, I would have assumed they had lost a bet.
JayJason @Youdon’tknowme
‘Losing a bet’ would have let them get away with so much, though… Like why are you at your rival's game? I lost a bet. Why are you wearing your rival's jersey? I lost a bet. Why are you hanging out together? I lost a bet. Why are you making him breakfast in bed? I lost a bet.
Josh @mtrlfan703
Hell, I’d have believed it if they said they got drunk and their teammates dared them to get married in Vegas.
JayJason @Youdon’tknowme
‘First one to annul the marriage loses’ and no one is surprised when they end up sharing a tombstone…
So I decided to try and write it.
- Part 5 of HR Social Media works
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- English
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- 28,777
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- 6/?
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- AO3:
- #88312686
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Heat spread across Ilya's face. His mouth fell open slightly. He let out a short, stuttered laugh of disbelief. This couldn't- he was straight, he wasn't-
“Finally got you at your own game.” Shane's smirk widened to a smile, his hand clapping down on Ilya's shoulder to squeeze it slightly. For once in his life, Ilya was unable to find his voice.
“Damn.” Shane laughed, jostling him a bit. “If I had known this was all it took to get you to shut the fuck up, I would have started flirting back years ago.”
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When old college friends Ilya and Shane show up to their mutual best friend's wedding, they are ready to fulfill their duties as bridesmen. Even after years of not seeing each other, they fall right back into their usual banter.
Ilya loves to flirt with Shane. Shane loves to tell him to fuck off. It's a running bit. Nothing more than a joke between two friends; because Shane is gay and Ilya is straight and it doesn't actually mean anything…until Shane finally decides to flirt back, and Ilya's world suddenly tilts on its axis.
- Language:
- English
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- 59,192
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- 6/6
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #90517896
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The Benefits of Friendship by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-09-27
Shane and Ilya are coming out this summer. First they need to convince the fans that being competitive doesn’t depend on hating each other at all, actually. With a little [a lot] of help from Harris Drover, it’s all going according to plan. [Well, except Ilya keeps saying that being public friends means they're now officially friends with benefits. Shane did not buy Ilya a ring to be demoted to friends with benefits.]
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The camera tracks Shane and Ilya as they race back up the ice. They cross the finish line in a blur of speed and round on Harris.“I don’t-,” Harris says, “It was so tight. Maybe we call it a draw?”
Ilya throws his arms up. “[Beep], is not a f-[beep]-ing draw, is-”
“Harris, what the [beep]?” Shane shouts, eyes wide. “What do-”
The two of them abruptly fall silent.
“Um, sorry, sorry.” Ilya shrugs.
Shane flushes. “Sorry, yeah, sorry Harris.”
“So I’m guessing,” says Harris, “you want a re-do?”
“Cannot be a tie,” Ilya says at the same time Shane says, “draws aren’t a real thing.”
Harris can’t help it. He bursts out laughing.
- Language:
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- AO3:
- #92708246
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hot buzz by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-21
"Shane," Ilya interrupts, knowing that if he lets Shane go on much longer, he really will be on the next flight back. And as tempting as it is, he really likes all the free shit Shane gets to bring home and he's in desperate need of a new watch after the last barbecue at Bood's went slightly awry. "I'm fine, I just have lice."
There's a long pause, and though Ilya can't see Shane's face, he can imagine the exact look that's there. Forehead wrinkled, lips set in a thin line, his eyes moving slowly around the room as he tries to figure something out. "You're going to have to expand on that, I think."
"Turns out the sleepover I hosted for the Pikes had more than a few uninvited guests," Ilya offers and he hears Shane exhale in relief at the explanation, making a mental note to ask when he gets home exactly what other scenarios were playing out in Shane's overactive brain.
"I bet Hayden and Jackie feel awful."
Ilya has about twenty apology texts from Jackie he knows he needs to respond to. "Yes, they do."
"You're going to make Hayden suffer for this, aren't you?"
He grins, loving how well Shane knows him without even a hint as to what Ilya has planned. "Yes, I am."
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- #92984001
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This is the story about the normal every day people who found out about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov long before the world was told. This is the story of how the relationship between Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov changed their lives. This is the story of the people who knew, protected, and supported Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov... some for almost for thirteen years.
OR
Shane and Ilya were actually horrible at keeping their relationship a secret.
- Language:
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- 125,324
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- 24/24
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- 1
- AO3:
- #92545581
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Shane didn't hate being one of the girls as much as he thought he would.
Ilya was going to regret giving them his number.
- Language:
- English
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- 6,525
- Chapters:
- 7/?
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- 1
- AO3:
- #79339926
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instigators by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-17
Even after getting married, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are still a secret. No one, aside from their most trusted people, knows about their relationship.
Sick of hiding, they make a plan to soft launch their relationship for the world to lose its mind about it.
If that goes as smoothly as they plan it, is for their future selves to find out.
- Part 2 of Schrödinger's WAG
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 38,177
- Chapters:
- 15/?
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #82854666