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The Hollander Halloween Debacle by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-10-23
It starts when everyone realizes Shane Hollander has never tried candy. 5+1: Five Centaurs have him blind taste-test their favorite candy, plus Ilya gives Shane a treat he's sure to love.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,945
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #95237901
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Shane is nineteen and straight in a dick-loving way (obviously), until Ilya finds a gift on his left nut... leading him to lose a ball, and in turn, gain an Ilya so much earlier in life. Be warned, this is tough subject matter delivered with the utmost respect... but also a hell of a lot of humor and laughs.
Come for a ride and see where life could have taken Shane and Ilya if they had figured their shit out at nineteen, and not twenty-six, with a supportive cast of characters and teammates. It will make you laugh, and cry... and get a little gooey.
PS: Check your balls if you've got 'em
David had refused to let Ilya take an Uber back to the hotel, so now Ilya was trapped in a small SUV, with his blowjob-buddy’s dad, after not only revealing to the poor guy that his son had an appreciation for Russian cock, but also that his balls were all kinds of fucked up. What a Tuesday.
“He’s going to undersell what’s happening to him.” David said finally, glancing at Ilya. “You’ve seen them, obviously, right?”
Yes, David Hollander. I’ve fondled your son’s balls and swallowed his cum like it was champagne. “Yes.” Ilya said instead.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 129,501
- Chapters:
- 23/23
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #89181691
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Lily Has Questions, Jane Does Not Have Answers by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-08-16
Most days, Shane loved the unhinged text messages he would get from Ilya Rozanov. Random streams of consciousness, hilarious insults about other hockey players, critiques of games, excitement over the dogs he would meet on his daily runs.
But some days, the messages were so completely off the rails that Shane wanted to strangle him.
Today was one of those days.
February 18
Lily
Are you gay?- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,186
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #90654281
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After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.
Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.
- Part 1 of Prompts
- Part 1 of Metros & Centaurs Assemble ♡
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,048
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #86901701
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Shane makes a drunken mistake in the name of protecting his carefully constructed closet, his life explodes in spectacular fashion. Suddenly faced with an unplanned pregnancy, a movie-star girlfriend, and a team of publicists convinced that "devoted family man" is a better headline than "gay hockey player," Shane commits himself to a future that looks perfect on paper. The only problem is that his heart still belongs to Ilya Rozanov—the man he left behind a few months earlier with a broken heart, several unresolved feelings, and a belly button full of cum.
Featuring an unforgettable supporting cast of ridiculous characters—including the endlessly supportive Rose, a delightfully meddling book club of old biddies who adopt Ilya as one of their own, and a sweet baby who changes all of their lives—this is a funny, emotional story about parenthood, forgiveness, grief, healing, and two grown men who could have avoided most of their problems by having one honest fucking conversation.
or- Shane knocks up Rose, almost dies, and he and Ilya find their way back to each other the way they always do...only now they have an adorable baby to love too.
- Part 1 of Just Pretend
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 203,831
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #86610151
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The BBQ of the Year. by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-05-21
Ilya
We will be late
Bood
do NOT fuck before my bbq
Ilya
We already have
And we will again!Post-Fanmail, Hollanov, the Cens & the WAGs prepare for the BBQ to end all BBQs.
- Part 4 of O-Town’s Fillies Back Again
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,111
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #85286731
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Team Bbq! Be there at 3:00! by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-17
Hayden invites Lily to the team bbq at the end of the regular season. No one is prepared for who shows up.
- Part 5 of Teammate Shenanigans
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,891
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #81344196
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Shane is convinced that Ilya Rozanov—captain of the Boston Bears and Shane’s newest student—hates him.
Ilya joined Shane's yoga class specifically to get closer to the hot instructor, but every attempt at flirting only seems to make things worse.
Neither of them has any idea the other is completely in love with them.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,150
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #78314041
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Shane has a bad day that gets worse when Marleau shows up.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,506
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #78954801
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Shane and Ilya were together (in one way or another) for eleven years, and no one knew. Or did they?
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- English
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- 5,919
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- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77474591
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Shane begins sending letters to Ilya Rozanov, his next-door neighbor, in an attempt to stop the constant cigarette smoke from drifting into his apartment. The idea was to solve the problem, not start a war.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,675
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77332676