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  1. Shane H-R

    He wouldn’t be able to fuck you in the waders?

    They fasten over the shoulder, right?

    And I assume to stay watertight there’s no fly situation?


    Cassie B

    Captain Harlot over here thinking about wader sex logistics


    Ilya H-R

    Sweetheart, should I get waders?

    Another WAG chat, another Valentine's Day - but this time, both husbands are in the group.

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  2. Shane's first year on the Centaurs as he navigates what it means to be gay and married in public with help from the queer men and straight women who make up the Centaurs WAGs.

    Shane: I’ve gotten so caught up in the idea of not being the gay hockey player and not defined by my relationship with Ilya that now people think Ilya and I are breaking up
    Shane: Harris said it’s kind of like I’m going back in the closet and he’s right
    Shane: but I have no idea how to be in a relationship in public
    Caitlin: You were in a public relationship with Rose Landry
    Selena: yeah, you two were everywhere
    Shane: I was so relieved to be straight I wasn’t paying attention to any of that!

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  3. Shane gets added to the Ottawa Centaurs' WAG group chat. Little do they know Jane is not Jane. And she's not going to be a WAG for much longer. Shane and Ilya come out to each of their friends, knowing they always have someone in their corner incase something goes wrong.

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  4. Now that Shane is officially a player on the Ottawa Centaurs, Ilya demands to be added to the WAG chat too.
    Chaos ensues.

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  5. Selena:

    we won’t force you to watch hockey with us jane <3

    it is funny that ilya rozanov probably found the one person in montreal who doesn’t give a fuck about it tho

    Jane:

    Haha, what?

    Cassie:

    I promise we talk about much more than just hockey here!

    So if you ever are free, I promise we won’t bore you to death with a sport you don't know or care about.

    Jane:

    Sorry, hold on.

    Ilya said what?

    or, Shane joins the WAGs group chat where they have been led to believe he knows nothing about hockey.

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  6. The first time Shane meets the WAGS in person.

    Cassie
    Shaaaaaaane

    Selena
    Someone call Ilya – get this man out of the kitchen

    Shane
    He's walking Anya right now so 😋
    See you all tonight 👋

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  7. The group chat elects a new Head of the WAGs

    Harris
    Good morning, Roz

    Ilyusha 🩵
    Hello, traitor.

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  8. Ilya
    Guess what

    Shane
    What?

    Ilya
    We are getting married tomorrow!!

    Shane
    Oh shit, I meant to tell you
    A thing came up, sorry!
    Totally unavoidable

    Ilya
    SHANE

    or: Hollanov take the 'two birds, one stone' approach to their wedding day.

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    AO3:
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  9. Ilyusha 🩵
    Would you like to enlist the Hollander-Rozanov babysitting service for a date night?

    We have references!

    Caitlin
    Shane cleaned my kitchen, girl. Take them up on it!

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  10. Events just before and during The Long Game, as told through texts if Shane was a WAG. Featuring a cup win, two babies, a fight, an (almost) plane crash, a coming out, and being outed.

    Jane: Montreal was not a good option for a number of reasons.
    Caitlin: So he did move for you??!!!
    Jane: Don't tell your husbands. He likes the mystery.
    Cassie: Never. what happens in the WAG chat stays in the WAG chat.

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    AO3:
    #84644036
  11. Ilya
    We will be late

    Bood
    do NOT fuck before my bbq

    Ilya
    We already have
    And we will again!

    Post-Fanmail, Hollanov, the Cens & the WAGs prepare for the BBQ to end all BBQs.

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    AO3:
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  12. Ilya goes on a roadie while Shane is still on LTIR.

    LISA: Whatever rocks your socks

    NICOLE: Whatever tickles your fancy

    CASSIE: Whatever flips your pancake

    SELENA: Whatever turns your crank

    CAITLIN: Whatever fondles your goose

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  13. Jane joins the Centaurs WAG Group Chat...

    What could go wrong??

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  14. HARRIS: Triple B?

    CAITLIN: Boring

    CASSIE: Bummer

    LISA: BIG FAT ASS

    More Real Housewives shenanigans

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  15. JANE: So, I am currently on FaceTime with Ilya

    NICOLE: Are your clothes on?

    LISA: Nikki asking the important questions

    JANE: It's not important to what I am trying to tell you

    CASSIE: So they're not on, got it

    Or, the in-between messages from Real Housewives of Ottawa

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  16. After deciding to be less intense about guarding their relationship, Jane joins the Centaurs WAG Group Chat.

    SELENA: Don't tell Nick I said that

    CASSIE: This is the super secret wag space nothing leaves this chat without express permission 🤞

    LISA: 🤞

    CAITLIN: 🤞🤞

    NICOLE: Sisterhood of the traveling puck 🤞

    JANE: 🤞

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  17. 'Jane' gets added to the Centaurs WAG groupchat, after Wyatt notices Roz wearing a ring...

     

    pov Wyatt

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    AO3:
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