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  1. intrusive thoughts by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-05-28

    After insulting a suspiciously vindictive fortune teller at a street fair, Ilya Rozanov wakes up cursed with the ability to hear people’s thoughts through touch. Which becomes a serious problem when he discovers his coworker Shane Hollander, who supposedly can’t stand him, is apparently thinking about him in extremely inappropriate ways constantly.

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    Chapters:
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    2 versions
    AO3:
    #84362961
  2. cupid & co by

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    2026-05-19

    Shane Hollander only goes to the café near the rink because his daughter loves the hot chocolate. The fact that Ilya Rozanov remembers Louise’s order, gives her free cookies, and looks suspiciously happy whenever they walk in is completely irrelevant. Louise, however, seems to think the barista would fit perfectly into their little family.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #84906156
  3. the hollander rule by

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    2026-05-14

    Everyone at McGill knows three things: their hockey team is the best in the country, the Rozanov family could buy half of Montreal, and Shane Hollander is completely off limits. So when new students start asking Shane out after winter break, Ilya Rozanov decides he needs to put a stop to it. Or: the horrifying realization that Ilya Rozanov might be in love with his best friend.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #84723361