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Beauty is in the Eye of Ilya Rozanov by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-10-11
Ilya Rozanov is so excited about his new beautiful pup Anya! Except Ilya is blinded by his excitement. Anya is a bit weird looking, okay maybe she's kinda scary looking. Shane adjusts to life with a new dog and makes it his mission to protect Ilya from the truth about Anya.
Excerpt:
Unknown Number:
Please you have to take her back, I can't sleep with her creepy humanlike eyes staring at me.
[Close up image of a dog's face]
She looks like one of the puppets from The Labyrinth. I had night terrors about that movie as a kid.
Harris:
Who is this? Why do you have Anya?
Unknown Number:
Seriously name your price, lie to Ilya and tell him you found her old family and take her away please🙏
Harris:
I don't know who you are but I'm calling Rozanov and maybe the police. This is creepy. Who are you???
Unknown Number:
This is Jane. Ilya's partner. Please. I'm desperate. I wouldn’t have reached out otherwise.
Harris
AS IN MONTREAL JANE??? ROZ'S MYSTERY GIRL!!I have soooo many questions for you!!!!
- Part 6 of PinkSox Heated Rivalry Works
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- English
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- 41,006
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- 15/15
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- AO3:
- #91799521
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“Shane,” he says, dread filling his stomach, “is this Boston Lily’s house?”
“Maybe,” Shane says, dropping down another cooler with a loud bang. “But shhhhh,” he says, putting a finger to his lips, “you can’t tell, okay?”
“Shane,” Hayden says, a little desperately. “Shane, we have to go.”
“No,” Shane says, drunk and stubborn and pushing the doorbell about fifty thousand times in quick succession until Hayden pulls his arm away.
“Shane,” Hayden says, nearly a plea, “listen, I know she broke your heart, but dropping off two hundred pounds of tuna isn’t-”
Before he can finish telling Shane that a drive-by tuna fishing isn’t a cure for a broken heart, the door opens. When it does, though, it’s not some buxom Boston beauty in a silky negligee.
It’s Ilya fucking Rozanov.
Hayden’s one consolation in this mindfuck is that at least Rozanov looks equally surprised at finding himself in this situation.
(while drowning his sorrows post tuna meltdown, shane ends up in possession of approximately two hundred pounds of raw tuna) (naturally, there's only one person he wants to gift with such a bounty)
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- 1/1
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- AO3:
- #93615301
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“Shane, this is Ilya Rozanov.”
For a world-ending moment, it felt like the ground was falling out from beneath him. The hand he’d been extending to greet the new bodyguard froze in midair, a stab of panic jolting through his entire body.
Because it was the man from the night before. The man he’d slept with.
(Shane Hollander is the son of the Canadian prime minister. He is also the captain of his college hockey team. This obscene balancing act is seemingly going just fine, until he accidentally hooks up with his new bodyguard one night at the bar.)
- Part 1 of campus security universe
- Language:
- English
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- 141,034
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- 14/14
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- 1
- AO3:
- #81406536
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cherry blossom season by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-09-27
Still looking at the screen, Model Man says, “What is your stop?”
“Ochanomizu?”
“Hm.”
There is suddenly a finger scratching at the hair at the nape of Shane’s neck, just above his collar. Model Man is touching him and looking at the train stops and manages to appear so casual that Shane almost convinces himself it’s by accident. A second finger joins the first, and now they are massaging a little instead of just tickling his hair, and it’s definitely not by accident.
“Get off with me at next stop,” Model Man says, brushing his knuckles up and down Shane’s neck.
Shane quits hockey and moves to Japan right out of college, where he gets really fixated on the hot guy in the ad for cherry-blossom flavored beer on his train. And then, one day, hot guy is on his train.
- Language:
- English
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- 46,684
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- 4/4
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- 1
- AO3:
- #91816936
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The MLH decided to sponsor a week-long summer event for new players and up-and-coming prospects that they were calling the MLH All-Stars Summer Exhibition. And in the inaugural cohort, in addition to many talented prospects and players new to the league? Rookie of the Year Shane Hollander and runner up Ilya Rozanov.
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After their rookie season, Shane and Ilya have to share a room in Arizona. For a week.
- Part 1 of Exhibition
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 75,436
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 1
- AO3:
- #86111806
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Oh, It's so Hard to Have Someone to Love by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-08-09
“Who are you waiting for? Maybe I can call him and get him here, then we go?”
Hollander’s face scrunched up, and he hummed like he was trying to remember who he was waiting for.
“Ilya.”
“Yes?”
“Yeah. Ilya.”
Ilya blinked.
What?
“Yes, is my name. Who are you waiting for?”
Hollander huffed and pushed himself up a little so he could glare Ilya down.
“‘M waitin’ for Ilya. Roz’nov. Y’know ‘im?”
“Yes, Hollander. I know him,” Ilya said, trying to keep his voice even.
OR: The Voyageurs are in Boston for a game, and Shane is really struggling being in Rozanov's city after he left him on his couch. He goes out and gets drunk. Ilya finds out Shane is alone at a club and too drunk to stand and can't fight the urge to help him out.
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- English
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- 13,806
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- 2/2
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- 1
- AO3:
- #90008991
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Plans Subject to Shane by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-03
After two decades together and a lifetime built around hockey, Shane has exactly one goal for their first vacation after retirement: Executing the perfect road trip.
He’s planned every hotel, every restaurant, every scenic stop, and enough contingency plans to survive a natural disaster.
Ilya’s contribution consists of one backpack, a passport, and an unwavering commitment to ignoring at least half Shane’s itenerary.
As they make their way from New Orleans to Portland, the best memories are the ones Shane never planned for.
- Language:
- English
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- 64,029
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- 15/15
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- 1
- AO3:
- #84646346
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Shane was the first omega ever drafted into the NHL. His designation usually considered only good for two things: breeding and mating — and most people didn’t even think male omegas were worthy of the latter. He had a lot to prove. And he really couldn’t afford distractions. Especially when those distractions came in the form of a cocky Russian alpha.
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- English
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- 32,270
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- 12/12
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- 1
- AO3:
- #86632731
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𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 Hollanov Interview by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-07-16
Following their coming out, Shane and Ilya spend a whole summer doing interviews, talking about their relationship and about how it will affect hockey.
The interview season ends with them playing Truth or Drink for a magazine. During the game Shane gets a bit too drunk from all the questions he avoids answering, and he ends up revealing a bit too much about their dynamic, which isn't a big deal usually but Ilya is drunk as well and won't let it go.The headlines read: Shane Hollander is a Bottom, but he's not really bothered by them.
- Part 2 of THAT Hollanov Universe
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- English
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- 2/2
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- AO3:
- #88438251
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the way you love me by justhockey
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-07-11
Ilya knows that no one loves the same version of a person; his Shane is different to Yuna’s Shane, who is different to David’s Shane, who is different to J.J., or Rose, or Hayden’s Shane. And while Ilya knows he’d fall in love with every single version, he’s happy he gets this one. Happy he gets the Shane who lets himself be trusting, and vulnerable, and honest. It makes Ilya wish he could have loved Shane earlier - makes him wish he could have known him longer. But he’s just glad he gets to do it now, here, like this. (Or, four times people are surprised by Shane’s clinginess, and one time they completely expect it.)
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #88370291
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Nobody moves for a moment as Shane stares the woman down, and he’s seconds away from sawing the damn thing off himself, when the woman nods to the men surrounding the hybrid. And then there’s a flurry of movement, a clicking sound and then the men stand back to reveal Ilya in his bare faced glory, unobstructed by the muzzle.
Shane takes him in, inhaling softly at the sharp cheekbones, the moles dusted over his face, the pillowy lips that are set in a firm, displeased line. Shane wonders how big his fangs are. If he was a fighter, they must have been sharpened regularly.
Shane doesn’t want to think about the damage this wall of a hybrid had inflicted on others, the damage he could inflict on Shane. The hybrid stares at him, expression hard to determine but the intensity of it has Shane holding back a shiver. He’s staring at Shane like he can see every thought inside of him, calculating. As if they were on opposing sides of a ring, ready for the bell to chime and for Ilya to go in for the kill.
Shane gets roped into fostering a troublesome hybrid with a bad track record. Except what begins as a cordial arrangement turns into something much more complicated.
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- English
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- AO3:
- #86782521
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the trials and tribulations of the tenth floor groupchat by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-06-23
Carter Vaughn (NY): LISTEN UP I will give $1000 to whoever gets Shane Hollander drunk tonight
Ilya Rozanov (BOS): easy $1000
Ilya Rozanov (BOS): Hollander has never seen a good time because he lives in montreal with boring montreal teammates
JJ 🏆💰: he had us in the first half ngl
Shane: he had nothing in no halves
Shane: I will have ONE beer
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Scott Hunter makes a groupchat of everyone staying on the tenth floor at the hotel during the 2016 All Star Game. Shane has more than one beer.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #87229401
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Hayden Pike's Gay Agenda by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-06-19
When Shane drunkenly confesses that he is gay to Hayden, Hayden starts forming a plan to help his friend get his happily ever after.
Step 1: break up Shane and Lily. Step 2: get Shane a boyfriend. Step 3: get Shane gay married. Step 4: prosper.
Should be easy enough.
OR: Hayden is trying to figure out how to break up Shane and Lily. Ilya is trying to figure out who is sending him threatening texts about his relationship with Shane.
- Part 4 of Hayden Pike Allying too Close to the Sun
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- AO3:
- #82361491
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Shane’s face lit up with recognition at the song. “Oh, wait, I like this one!”
Ilya watched in amused confusion as Shane stood suddenly and followed a bunch of Metros onto the dance floor. The remaining Metros hooted and hollered after him.
Hayden grinned at the sight. “Right on the dot, three drink Shane.”
Ilya looked at Hayden with an inquisitive look. “Three drink Shane?”
Hayden nodded sagely. “We’ve only seen it twice. Because he hardly ever drinks and rarely more than one drink. But three drink Shane likes to dance.”- Language:
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- AO3:
- #86267026
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Maybe Eight Years Is Enough by ItsMayBiTheWay
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-05-16
The pounding on the door is what jolts Shane awake. Instinctively he tries to jump to his feet and rush to get it, but a heavy weight around his torso and on top of his legs prevents him from moving. As consciousness slowly returns to him, breaking through the haze of his hangover—and possible still-drunken state—he realizes that he is being held by Rozanov. “Shane Hollander, open the door, now!” “Oh my god, oh my fucking god. Jesus fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking hell. That is my fucking mother.” OR After getting drunk at the 2016 NHL Awards, Shane Hollander wakes up married to Ilya Rozanov
- Part 1 of What Happens in Vegas
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- 1/1
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #84971856
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“Got someone special waiting for you?”
Shane’s breath hitches and he looks up, big, brown orbs settling on the person behind the camera. There’s a blush crawling across his freckles, his voice unsteady as he answers.
“I wanted to celebrate with Lily, but she isn’t here.”
The video ends shortly after, and the internet collectively loses its mind. Within minutes #FindLily is trending across all social media platforms, women from across the globe begging Shane to dump her ass.
OR on the night that Shane wins the cup for a second year in a row, the internet learns of Lily and goes absolutely nuts.
Inevitably, so does Ilya Rozanov.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,663
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 1
- AO3:
- #82999881
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Celebrity Status by ashes2ashes15
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-04-17
"U-haul lesbian?” Scott parotted. He was getting too old to keep up with all these new terms. “You own gay sports bar, yes?” Ilya was looking at him like he was an idiot again, “isn’t that where all the lesbians go? Shouldn’t you know these things?” Scott opened his mouth to reply but it was quickly intercepted by a yelp when a foot caught him sharply in the shin. “Shit sorry!” Shane bolted upright looking more alert than he had in the last 30 minutes, “I meant to kick Ilya”. He then kicked Ilya under the table,
- Part 1 of
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- AO3:
- #83296416
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“I am serious, though, you are safe, yes? Drunk at hotel, sitting on balcony, crying over Montreal’s terrible loss?”
It makes sense that Ilya’s mind would go there first. Shane said he was outside. Based on past behavior, the hotel balcony is probably the only place Ilya would expect him to be. He feels a little giddy that he gets to shock him for once.
“I’m at a club, actually.” He has to bite back a self-satisfied smile as he speaks, “With the team. Safe.”
It's quiet for a few moments before Ilya deadpans,
“Very funny joke.”
(or: three days after the breakup with rose, shane gets drunk in boston. it spirals out from there.)
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- AO3:
- #82813726
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To only ever know the cold by IbecomewhatIbelieve
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-04-12
Svetlana knows about Jane. It's frankly insulting for Ilyusha to think otherwise. She just never expected to have to call him for help. During the Olympics. In Russia. In the dead of night. - Or, it's Sochi 2014 and Russia has lost to Latvia. Grigori Rozanov, not yet compromised by illness, punishes his son for shaming the family. When Svetlana finds an injured and emotionally fragile Ilya, she knows she needs somewhere safe for him to recover. And there's only one person in Russia who Sveta trusts with her Ilyusha: Canada's Golden Boy, Shane Hollander.
- Part 1 of To know the sun
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- English
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- 31,374
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- 12/12
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #79764141
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hollyadmirals24: Male seeking help improving at oral sex. Clean, ready to learn and willing to host. M only. Strictly platonic. Message for details.
or: shane and ilya are hockey players for the mcgill marauders. after a disastrous night with rose, shane puts a drunken ad on craigslist asking for help with oral sex. his teammate, ilya, replies.
- Language:
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- 333,333
- Chapters:
- 22/23
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- 1
- AO3:
- #75705736