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  1. “Mr Hollander, you and Ilya Rozanov have been photographed coming out of multiple hotels late at night. Can you explain that?”

    Shane panics. He can’t give the real answer, that they meet up every few months because he’s an undead monster and Rozanov happens to have delicious blood.

    “Um. We were… well. Gay sex! We were having gay sex!”

    Or: Shane Hollander isn’t in denial about being gay. He is in denial about being a vampire.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,209
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #95543206
  2. - Marlow Has Added Jane to the Conversation -

    Marlow: Please don't tell Roz

    Jane: O.O

     

    - Hayden Has Added Lily to the Conversation -

    Lily: What the fuck is this?

    Hayden: Oh-

     

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,286
    Chapters:
    58/60
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #78582891
  3. Retired hockey player Shane has been lying to his mom about having a boyfriend, but now he’s agreed to take said boyfriend to the family reunion.

    Ilya Rozanov is Shane’s friendly neighbour. Maybe he can help!

    “Okay, so this is my plan: I re-download Tinder and make a profile that has one photo of me, with the caption ‘I need a fake boyfriend for my family reunion. I will pay you $30,000 and cover travel.’ That’ll work, right?”

    Or: The smutty fake dating fic with no miscommunication! They said it couldn’t be done, but I have done it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,959
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #90940276
  4. “Hello Shane. This is Ilya again, calling about your solar panel quote. Call me back when you are able, the number is—”

    Shane pokes the delete button so hard he worries about his phone screen. Every day, this fucking company calls him. Sometimes it’s Elaine or Cyrus, but Shane finds it the most irritating when it’s Ilya. Something about his attitude in his definitely-not-attractive-and-distracting Russian accent makes him sound smug, like he knows he’ll get the sale.

    He will never get the sale.

    Shane Hollander is never getting solar panels installed. Someone should probably tell Ilya, the solar panel salesman.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,111
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #90273926
  5. “Okay,” the man repeats. “Bye.”
    “Wait-” the dial tone cuts him off and Shane pulls the receiver back to look at it again in disbelief.

    Shane Hollander accidentally dials the wrong number while on a terrible date.
    That should have been the end of it.
    It was not.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,758
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #89660346
  6. Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,633
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #87060296
  7. sold out by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
    • ✓

    2026-06-13

    Shane gestured helplessly at the empty space Wyatt had just vacated. “Rozanov. What are you doing? This is for charity.” Sliding a heavy, matte-black credit card across the counter, Ilya didn’t even blink. “I know,” he murmured, his blue eyes dropping directly to Shane’s mouth. “I’m being generous.” When Shane Hollander is drafted into working the hospital’s Valentine’s Day kissing booth, he expects awkward kisses and a miserable afternoon. What he doesn’t expect is Ilya Rozanov buying every single ticket.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,331
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #85687656
  8. Intricate Rituals by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
    • E
    • ✓

    2026-06-05

    Casey kinda feels like he’s cracked the whole thing wide open here, if he’s being honest. The Centaurs had, after all, gotten drastically better in the last few years, and if he thinks about it, those changes had only seemed to happen once they’d had gay players on the roster. And they only seemed to get better the more they added. Maybe the league had been overlooking what was honestly a fairly well-proven strategy purely out of homophobia, and Casey was only seeing it now because he wasn’t one of those guys that got bothered by that.

    “Actually, if it works so good, maybe we should try it,” Casey realizes.

    This is where it officially goes too far.


    After overhearing a particularly inspiring chirp from Rozanov, Casey Marks of the Vancouver Ravens gets a fantastic idea. If he can convince his linemate Routhier to go along with it, maybe they can finally turn their bottom-rung team into a real contender. And if Casey enjoys every second of it, that’s just because Routhier is objectively hot. Casey is definitely, totally, 100% straight. Totally.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,046
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #85620261
  9. intrusive thoughts by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
    • ?
    • ✓

    2026-05-28

    After insulting a suspiciously vindictive fortune teller at a street fair, Ilya Rozanov wakes up cursed with the ability to hear people’s thoughts through touch. Which becomes a serious problem when he discovers his coworker Shane Hollander, who supposedly can’t stand him, is apparently thinking about him in extremely inappropriate ways constantly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,579
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #84362961
  10. Ilya widens his eyes, moves his hands in an impatient “get on with it” motion. He has the urge to say it for him, end both their misery. Shane blinks rapidly a few times, takes another deep breath. “I want to stop,” he says simply.

    Ilya lets out one humorless laugh, “Stop what?”

    Shane ignores him. “At the All Star Game, I told you I liked you. And you said about Russia and your family. And I looked some things up. I get it. I get it better now. I know we can’t but I can’t stop wanting to be…more. Unless we stop.”

    OR

    Shane just wants to be friends and Ilya is, like, fine with that or whatever

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    59,096
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #79806981
  11. After making up a fake boyfriend so his teammates would stop setting him up on dates, Shane is suddenly faced with the task of finding a real one on short notice in order to avoid humiliation.

    Shockingly, his old rival, Ilya Rozanov, is willing to do what it takes to help him. Even if that means pretending to be in love with Shane for a full weekend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,576
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81546541
  12. Shane is convinced that Ilya Rozanov—captain of the Boston Bears and Shane’s newest student—hates him.

    Ilya joined Shane's yoga class specifically to get closer to the hot instructor, but every attempt at flirting only seems to make things worse.

    Neither of them has any idea the other is completely in love with them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,150
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #78314041
  13. Shane’s bad luck has been causing little fires everywhere. Literally. The local firefighter who keeps coming to his rescue is incredibly hot. Not that it matters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,625
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #78333561
  14. Shane's suppressants fail mid-game and his secret comes out. He's an omega, and not only that, he's been with Ilya Rozanov for a decade and is now bonded permanently. Shane loses his team but gains everything he never let himself want: a public relationship, a baby, and a life that's messy and real and his.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,628
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #77314096
  15. “You know, statistically, I’m much less likely to get hit by a car. I’m not the one that almost walked into traffic a few minutes ago,” Shane says. “That was all you, Rozanov.” He winks. “It is okay. I am very strong. A car could not run me over, I would run the car over with my big muscles,” he pats his bicep. “I am like that big green man. Very strong. Very angry. Massive dick.” Shane flushes. “You’re not the fucking Hulk, man, shut up. You could not fight a car.” - or: the obligatory hollanov meet-ugly

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,215
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #76279941