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1. don't leave me high (don't leave me dry) by Anonymous

   Heated Rivalry (TV)

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   2026-04-10

   Mark read
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • brief Shane Hollander/ Rose Landry
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Alternate Universe - Teammates
   • Shane Hollander Needs a Hug
   • Drunk Shane Hollander
   • POV Shane Hollander
   • little shit ilya rozanov
   • eating pussy and failing upwards: a shane hollander story
   • POV Ilya Rozanov
   • Alcohol
   • First Time Blow Jobs
   • Bottom Shane Hollander
   • Praise Kink
   • Top Ilya Rozanov
   • Soft Dom Ilya Rozanov
   • Autistic Shane Hollander
   • Sex Lessons
   • Rivals to Lovers
   • except they’re both at once. poetry
   • Craigslist
   • Face-Fucking
   • Subspace
   • Orgasm Edging
   • Aftercare
   • Mirror Sex
   • Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault
   • spoilers for Role Model
   • Choking
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Friends With Benefits Ilya Rozanov/Svetlana Vetrova
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Minor Rose Landry/Svetlana Vetrova
   • Subdrop
   • WIP and additional tags incoming but dw... angst and heavy yearning with a happy ending!
   • they call that the emonlispenardstreet special
   • Ilya Rozanov is a Professional Butt Muncher
   • pioneering this tag
   • Consensual Somnophilia
   • Mind/Mood Altering Substances
   • they smoke the devil's lettuce . lucifer's quinoa if you will
   • Shane Hollander Wears Ilya Rozanov's Hockey Jersey
   • Butt Plugs
   • Light Bondage
   • Korean Shane Hollander
   • i called luca swedish once when i was sleep deprived and decided to just go with it
   • i apologise to the country of switzerland for the erasure

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   or: shane and ilya are hockey players for the mcgill marauders. after a disastrous night with rose, shane puts a drunken ad on craigslist asking for help with oral sex. his teammate, ilya, replies.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   333,333

   Chapters:

   22/23

   Files:

   1

   AO3:

   #75705736