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Marlow: Please don't tell Roz
Jane: O.O
- Hayden Has Added Lily to the Conversation -
Lily: What the fuck is this?
Hayden: Oh-
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Any show of this will be reported.- Part 1 of The Many Things of Hollanov
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- #78582891
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the birds and the bears by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-04
The man doesn’t look phased. On the contrary, he’s acting like it’s completely normal to talk about sex with a stranger.
“Well, my wife wants me to…” David hesitates, but what damage could it do? Tomorrow, he’ll be on a plane back to Ottawa and he’ll never see this man again. “She wants me to try being more dominant.”
The Russian grins. “Oh, you have met the right person.”
Or: In 2014, David and Ilya become friends and start swapping sex advice. It's too bad they don't recognize each other.
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- #91878901
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You Deserve Sunshine(-Powered Energy) by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-10
“Hello Shane. This is Ilya again, calling about your solar panel quote. Call me back when you are able, the number is—”
Shane pokes the delete button so hard he worries about his phone screen. Every day, this fucking company calls him. Sometimes it’s Elaine or Cyrus, but Shane finds it the most irritating when it’s Ilya. Something about his attitude in his definitely-not-attractive-and-distracting Russian accent makes him sound smug, like he knows he’ll get the sale.
He will never get the sale.
Shane Hollander is never getting solar panels installed. Someone should probably tell Ilya, the solar panel salesman.
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- #90273926
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the trials and tribulations of the tenth floor groupchat by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-06-23
Carter Vaughn (NY): LISTEN UP I will give $1000 to whoever gets Shane Hollander drunk tonight
Ilya Rozanov (BOS): easy $1000
Ilya Rozanov (BOS): Hollander has never seen a good time because he lives in montreal with boring montreal teammates
JJ 🏆💰: he had us in the first half ngl
Shane: he had nothing in no halves
Shane: I will have ONE beer
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Scott Hunter makes a groupchat of everyone staying on the tenth floor at the hotel during the 2016 All Star Game. Shane has more than one beer.
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- #87229401
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disregard my last message by gurlsrool
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-06-17
Marlow: UHHHH Connors: GOOD LORD Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP? Ilya: Oops Ilya: Wrong chat Ilya: Obviously Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏 Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose
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- 1/1
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #86512981
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So Lily is just a buddy? by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-06-02
Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov never hooked up at the CCM commercial.
Now it's 2017. Yuna Hollander is concerned that Shane doesn't have many friends, so she signs him up on a buddy network website.
Shane gets paired with someone else looking for a 'buddy', not knowing that it's his on-ice rival, Ilya Rozanov.- Part 6 of Hollanov/Centaurs Texting/WAG Fics
- Part 1 of Alternate Universe
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June 2018. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are about to execute the first step of their ten- year plan, with Ilya signing with the Ottawa Centaurs when free agency begins on July 1. Except Shane accidentally, drunkenly, outs himself to the Montreal Metros at the end of the season. Who are not as okay with it as Shane would have hoped. AKA the most eventful Canada Day that the MLH has ever seen.
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The hockey world is shocked when #1 draft pick Ilya Rozanov backs out of the NHL last second and opts to play for the KHL in his home country. Nobody knows why, and he leaves North America without comment. So Shane does what any kid with a crush did in 2010. He emails him. Or; the Hollanov epistolary email fic
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- #81567536
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Ilya: You respect my opinion as your captain, yes?
Luca: Of course
Ilya: My opinion is you should let this man rail you
Shane: You can’t use your status as captain to make Luca have gay sex
Ilya: Then what is the point of being captain?!Or: In their many, many group chats, the Centaurs guide (and embarrass) Luca through the crush he's hellbent on denying.
(This is a prequel of when Luca and Archie first met/started dating. It can be read as a standalone)
- Part 6 of the secret society of stick handlers
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- #79713971
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Only You (Could Ruin Me Like This) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-19
That girl at the club meant nothing. Shane drunk-texting Ilya at 2 AM means everything.
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A bandaid for my brain following the Club Scene in episode four.
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- #75716791
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friends in high places by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-01-07
Kyle: Your sense of age is so weird. So Scott’s elderly and Luca’s a baby?
Ilya: Yes
Shane: Luca’s older than we were when we got together though
Harris: He IS?
Kyle: literally wtf is this timelineIn which Harris adds Ilya and Shane to a gay WAGs group chat
(Can be read as a standalone)
- Part 3 of the secret society of stick handlers
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- #77231051
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something only you can have by bluerosebouquet
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-01-03
You look so pretty when you’re angry. Shane blinked, his insides pooling inside him, like hot wax inside the end of a candle. He glanced around at Rose and Miles, who were chattering loudly, paying him no mind. He hadn’t heard from him since he had left, or well, fled, his house that day. Shane had checked the thread between them more than once, just to see if maybe his phone was glitched, that he had sent him a message and it just didn’t make its way through. Shane’s traitorous heart thumped faster as he tapped on the message, half-hoping it was a mirage, some kind of delusion from one too many blows to the head. He was always met with the same two messages, the last ones before Shane had run, and everything had settled like a rock sinking into the calm surface of a lake. Or, Ilya drunk texts Shane.
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- #77011601
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Ilya gets used to living in Ottawa. Yuna and David help.
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ring ring ring (yeah it's super important) by gurlsrool
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2025-12-25
Shane: omg how did you know im on pain meds? u know everything! Shane: like how I’m gay Rose: Shane, don’t tell people you’re gay right now, okay? Shane: I know I know Shane: he said shhhh Shane: he is so cute Shane: he held my hand :) Or: A look into Shane's texts while high on pain meds.
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- #76372611
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How to train your boyfriend in one week, guaranteed.
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When they had ordered a round of cheap tequila, one of them had questioned Shane briefly. “How old are you, Rook?” “Old enough,” Shane had answered truthfully, but it wasn’t his fault that The Short American hadn’t specified on which side of the border. The drinks kept pouring in after that. Scott Hunter convinces Shane Hollander to join the team at a bar the night after the All-Star Skills Competition. He hadn't meant for Shane to get as drunk as he did.
- Part 1 of drunk!shane
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- AO3:
- #75504066