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it's all fun and games until someone has been secretly gay this whole time by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-03-02
Hayden had never seen him like this before. The painkillers were making Shane…fun. He was funny, and kind of bitchy? All Hayden had to do was mention a player, any player in the league, and Shane had an absolutely devastating assessment locked and loaded. To hear Canada’s Golden Boy with perfect PR presence rip into everyone and everything…it was just too tempting to pass up.
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Hayden has some fun with Shane while he's high on pain meds. Shane starts being a little too honest and that's exactly when Ilya Rozanov decides to show some sportsmanship for the first time in his life. Hayden tries to run interference for his best friend and, man, what the hell did he walk into??
- Part 1 of it's all fun and games
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- #77279766
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Ilya: I think Shane is going to break up with me. Bood: I’m sorry…what? Hayes: You think Shane Hollander is going to break up with you? Hayes: Shane Hollander. Hayes: The Shane Hollander who learned Russian for you? Bood: The Shane Hollander who drives back and forth from Montreal any chance he gets to see you? Barrett: The Shane Hollander who started a charity with you and named it after your mother? Bood: The Shane Hollander who just generally puts up with you and seems mostly happy about it? Ilya: It does boggle the mind. Ilya: But yes, I’m almost certain of it.
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #80492396
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June 2014, Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino, Las Vegas, Nevada, Voicemail Recovery System. The day after the MLH MVP award ceremony. *beep* Voicemail: Hello, this is Shane Hollander? I’m so sorry to bother you, um - I hope this is the right voicemail for the lost and found. I was at the hotel this weekend, and I think I left a set of cufflinks somewhere in my room? They have my first and last initial engraved on each and they’re gold. It’s room number - actually, wait. Um, you know what. Never mind. Canyoupleasedeletethismessage.
- Part 5 of How to Win a Guy in Ten Years
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Shane was hurt and Ilya couldn’t be there with him. No one knew that he cared, that his boyfriend was in the hospital, not even Shane’s parents.
OR: Yuna Hollander just wanted to grab some of Shane’s things from his apartment during his hospital stay. She didn't suspect she'd stumble across a home invasion, and that the perpetrator would be Ilya Rozanov.
(Shane’s okay!)
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- #78562401
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Ilya Rozanov had no idea it was possible to be so unbearably happy in February. It was objectively the worst month of the year between the terrible weather and the exhaustion of the mid-season grind, but as he sat next to his husband on a plane to Columbus in the middle of their two week roadie, he felt almost giddy. They were cuddled together watching the latest Fast and the Furious movie (they were somehow going to space, but also the ocean floor? He had been too busy staring at his husband’s freckles framing his glasses to focus, sue him).
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Shane bonds with the team in his first season with the Centaurs, and Ilya has FeelingsTM about it.
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- #80142701
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thirty-seven roses by hollanov_1410
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-22
"You are calling your sister liar?" he asked. "On her recital day? On International Women's Day?" Niko just glared at him, while Max snickered behind the pages of his book. "Everyone has a mad voice," Ilya said wisely, reaching for a fresh bobby pin. He gathered up the loose strand that had slipped free and started over, completely unruffled by the looming deadline. "You get yours from your dad." "I don't have a mad voice." The statement came from the doorway. Shane stood there holding Mila's tiny pink cardigan—the one with the pearl buttons that perfectly matched her leotard—draped over one arm. He was fully dressed now, ready to go. White dress shirt tucked in, navy tie perfectly straight, the silver tie clip Ilya had given him years back catching the morning light streaming through the window. Nobody responded. They all knew better. Or, Ilya and Shane's daughter's first ballet recital happens to fall on International Women's Day. A holiday that Ilya takes very seriously.
- Part 7 of Our House
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Shane is convinced that Ilya Rozanov—captain of the Boston Bears and Shane’s newest student—hates him.
Ilya joined Shane's yoga class specifically to get closer to the hot instructor, but every attempt at flirting only seems to make things worse.
Neither of them has any idea the other is completely in love with them.
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- #78314041
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“Who is that?” Ilya asks, his body swaying closer to the door as if on instinct.
The knocking continues, and Shane does the only thing he can think to do right now with Ilya still holding onto him, a towel wrapped around his waist. It’s not his finest idea; it would probably rank similarly to I’m clearing my head.
Which Hayden didn’t give a fuck about, apparently.
He unhands himself from Ilya, sliding the closet door they’d just clattered into open. “Get in.”
“You are putting me back in the closet?” Ilya asks flatly, still standing there, still in a towel.
“You’re not out of the closet, that’s the point,” Shane grits out, gesturing him in impatiently.
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Or the one where Jane and Lily spend the week together, Hayden Pike plays detective, and a coming-out dinner ensues, pride skittles included.- Language:
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- #80004296
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Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov Break the Internet by UglyGreenJacket
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-22
[An image of this year’s NHL East All-Star team, including Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Wyatt Hayes, Troy Barrett, Carter Vaughn, and Scott Hunter, all smiling after winning this year’s NHL All-Star Game in Las Vegas] @NHLInsider There’s rumor going around that Page Six has evidence from last weekend’s All-Star Game that two NHL players are romantically linked. Checking my sources to see what I can find out. Will update later. This could have huge implications if true. Posted on February 12 2:30 pm *** @ssmith20 wut? @rozanoff no way fuck boy rozanov is involved in this. my money’s on barrett and hollander. @luverofhockey holy shit. if this is true, it’s going to be insane @hattrickzzzz @luverofhockey would it really be all that surprising? Hockey is one of the most homoerotic sports in existence. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if they had whole team orgies after every game. @shanehollanderswife there’s no way that reddit post about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov being a couple is correct, right? ….right?
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #80066761
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that time Ilya Rozanov almost got arrested for arson by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-21
Scott had the perfect proposal planned.
Unfortunately for him, Ilya Rozanov decided to get involved.
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- AO3:
- #79977906
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Ottawa Centaurs - The Mockumentary by LunarMoonstone
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-02-20
'This is what happens when the social media manager for the Ottawa Centaurs just finished rewatching the entirety of The Office for the 3rd time' “What a fucking nerd,” Ilya laughed, his eyes following Shane across the ice. The camera swung between them before eventually landing back on Ilya. “I want to eat him,” Luca blinked at him, horror slowly etching onto his face. “Like...sexually or...literally? Behind the camera, Harris cleared his throat to remind them of his presence. Ilya’s eyes never left Shane, who was still berating Troy by citing some charts from his clipboard. “Yes,” Haas looked into the camera in utter fear. Alternatively, The Office Fic
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- AO3:
- #77107491
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Lessons in Two-Factor Authentication by merakily
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-19
Boodram: Rozy how the fuck do you get your google docs hacked Dykstra: In his defense, who the fuck hacks into google docs? Holmberg: Roz why are you using your work email for groceries???? Or: Ilya Rozanov's gmail gets hacked in February 2021. To everyone's surprise, they find zero sex tapes, one Shane Hollander-shaped grocery list, and one list of travel notes.
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- #79836136
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Ilya: You respect my opinion as your captain, yes? Luca: Of course Ilya: My opinion is you should let this man rail you Shane: You can’t use your status as captain to make Luca have gay sex Ilya: Then what is the point of being captain?! Or: In their many, many group chats, the Centaurs guide (and embarrass) Luca through the crush he's hellbent on denying. (This is a prequel of when Luca and Archie first met/started dating. It can be read as a standalone)
- Part 6 of the secret society of stick handlers
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- 3 versions
- AO3:
- #79713971
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I tried to hide the feeling (but it just won't go away) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-18
"The league wants me to hate him. The fucking press wants me to hate him. My parents... I mean they do hate him." Shane stopped to take a few deep breaths, like he was trying to prepare himself for something.
"Hollander, you really don't have to tell me this-" Scott's frantic words were to no avail.
"I did hate him. Or like... at least I used to. I thought I did. Thought maybe that was why I couldn't stop looking at him, cause I hated him." He laughed once. A choppy, wet laugh that wasn't very funny at all. "I did hate him. But then he kissed me."
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Scott Hunter goes looking for his hotel room. He finds a drunk Shane Hollander, instead.
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- #79768126
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“I wondered if you might be able to… hint that Rozanov and I are friends. On my Instagram and other social media. So, once we announce it, the fans won’t be as shocked,” Shane said.
Nicole blinked. “You want me to soft launch that you and Ilya Rozanov are friends?”
“Soft launch?”
What was this life Nicole had found herself in? About to explain a soft launch to two-time MHL MVP Shane Hollander?
Rose tells Shane to hire her friend Nicole as his social media manager. Over many months, Nicole starts to notice that Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov might be a little bit more than rivals and friends.
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- AO3:
- #78926951
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'Jane' gets added to the Centaurs WAG groupchat, after Wyatt notices Roz wearing a ring...
pov Wyatt
- Part 1 of Hollanov/Centaurs Texting/WAG Fics
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- #79372021
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the dad that stepped up by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-15
It’s not Ilya’s fault that Pork gets out.
Okay, well, maybe a little bit. But it is almost equally Shane’s fault.
The facts are thus: Ilya’s home nursing an injury, and Shane’s on a roadie, and maybe he and Shane have managed to get a little codependent after just one season playing together.
And so, while Ilya was making lunch, he got distracted by his very pretty husband facetiming him from the hotel shower. And perhaps the water evaporated and the noodles caught fire a bit.
And in the chaos of smoke and fire extinguishers and flinging open every window and door in the house – Well. Pork’s always been a bit of an escape artist.
Or: Shane’s horrible hairless cat gets out and Ilya has to hunt down his least favourite child.
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- #79581161
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all over me, it’s understood by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-02-15
“Jar!” Hayes calls out from across the room.
“What? We didn’t even do anything!” Shane insists, rather indignantly.
“Oh, please. You can’t look at each other like that and call it nothing. I know that look - I have a wife.”
“So I can’t look at my husband now?” Ilya whines. “This is workplace bullying!”
(Or, the Centaurs get Ilya and Shane a PDA jar. It doesn’t work.)
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- AO3:
- #79613961
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[Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander sit on stools in the Centaurs’ locker room. They are wearing each other’s jerseys, and Ilya has a large pink heart painted on his left cheek. Shane has a smattering of silver sparkly heart freckles across his nose.]
Harris: (off camera) Okay, boys. As the Centaurs’ resident power couple, we’re going to ask you twenty couples questions in honor of our Valentine’s Day game coming up!
Ilya: Oh, good. Shane loves questions. He has a million for every possible situation. Are you sure you don’t want him to lead the interview?
Shane: Fuck you, Rozanov.
Harris: Glad we got that out of the way early.
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #79622231
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St-Simon: roz was so close to killing himself or killing us everytime they’d break up
St-Simon: the last one was so bad
St-Simon: put us through so much SHIT
St-Simon: he probably ended up proposing when they got back together
Connors: The fact that Roz transferred before we even met Jane.
Connors: She’ll never be in the WAG GC.
Sebbin: its still reasonable to think we just made her up
Sebbin: maybe we all fucking died in 2016 and this is just a hallucination
St-Simon: man you really got hit hard in the head
[Or--after the wedding, after everything--how the Raiders, especially Cliff, eventually figured Montreal Jane out]
- Part 2 of The Entire History of Montreal Jane
- Part 2 of a collection of hollanovs
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- AO3:
- #79540866