Summary:

“Jar!” Hayes calls out from across the room.

“What? We didn’t even do anything!” Shane insists, rather indignantly.

“Oh, please. You can’t look at each other like that and call it nothing. I know that look - I have a wife.”

“So I can’t look at my husband now?” Ilya whines. “This is workplace bullying!”

 

(Or, the Centaurs get Ilya and Shane a PDA jar. It doesn’t work.)