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June 2014, Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino, Las Vegas, Nevada, Voicemail Recovery System. The day after the MLH MVP award ceremony. *beep* Voicemail: Hello, this is Shane Hollander? I’m so sorry to bother you, um - I hope this is the right voicemail for the lost and found. I was at the hotel this weekend, and I think I left a set of cufflinks somewhere in my room? They have my first and last initial engraved on each and they’re gold. It’s room number - actually, wait. Um, you know what. Never mind. Canyoupleasedeletethismessage.
- Part 5 of How to Win a Guy in Ten Years
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enjoy friendly russia! :) by you-cant-spell-subtext-without (ayreisha)
Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-01-13
Lilyroz81: @stickMup93 You are right about Team USA. They cannot win because Scott Hunter is 10,000 years old (article missed this point). Not sure about Canada, but I do not know a lot about this Shane Hollander. Can you help me, what is tumblr? I would like to follow you and learn more. -- Ilya starts following a tumblr Shane Hollander fan account before the Olympics, and that's how he finds out where Shane is in Sochi.
- Part 4 of How to Win a Guy in Ten Years
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your cab is definitely here by you-cant-spell-subtext-without (ayreisha)
Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-01-10
“Did you have…an interesting night?” She offers it up hesitantly, a part of her hoping that Ilya won’t even take the ‘in.’ There’s a half-laugh from the backseat, the sound slightly self-deprecating. “Yes. You could say.” Allie can hear the tap-tap-tap of Ilya’s fingers on the seat before he adds, “It was supposed to be boring.” Allie chews on her lip for a moment because it’s clear some part of the guy wants to talk about - whatever is swirling around in his head, but if Allie knows one thing about men it’s that generally getting them to a place of open, honest communication is the literal epitome of leading a horse to water and getting it to drink. She goes with - “What’s her name?” saying it lightly, then after a pause, adding: “Or his? Theirs? I don’t make assumptions.” “Mmm.” Ilya says in response, and for a minute Allie worries she may have taken it a step too far just by using the inclusive language, and that Ilya is very much aware of how deeply she accidentally invaded his privacy. She readies herself to apologize profusely - but then Ilya says: “Let’s say it is ‘Jane.’”
- Part 3 of How to Win a Guy in Ten Years
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Ilya: Okay, Sam. I need you to help with something. I want to do commercial shoot. Sam: Um - okay, I don’t think that I am - Ilya: You are Samantha Pearson, yes? Head assistant to what is his name, Mr. Marketing? Sam: Chief of Marketing Operations. Yes, that’s me, but - Ilya: Great. So here is what I want you to tell Mr. Chief. Should be commercial with me and Shane Hollander. People love talking about us. It will make CCM a lot of money. Sam: So a commercial with both of your teams? Ilya: Ne sovsem. No. Just me and Hollander, I think. We can make rivalry - what is word, only thing there? Sam: Um, the focus? Ilya: Da, focus! And part of focus would be our faces. So lots of close up of our faces. Sam: Like during a face off play? Ilya: Da! Exactly. During face off. Because hockey! Molodets! Sam: Okay, um. I guess I should be writing this down? Ilya decides to take matters in his own hands when he realizes he won't see Shane until October, and orchestrates a little commercial shoot with their new sponsor.
- Part 2 of How to Win a Guy in Ten Years
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how the staff likes to be treated by you-cant-spell-subtext-without (ayreisha)
Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-01-06
“It’s easy, see? I give you this money. You watch this door.” Wallace stares at the lean, muscled dude who is standing in the hallway that leads to the hotel gym while grasping a bottle of vodka in one hand and cradling a wad of cash in his outstretched palm. Working a night shift as gym security at an LA hotel during the MLH draft was certainly bound to be an adventure, but this particular scenario wasn’t exactly what he expected to be handling at two o’clock in the morning.
- Part 1 of How to Win a Guy in Ten Years
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Chemistry, huh? (or how Ilya Rozanov gets added to the Hollander family group chat) by you-cant-spell-subtext-without (ayreisha)
Heated Rivalry (TV)
2025-12-28
“Uh, Ilya? More vodka?” David offers tentatively. “Sure, okay. Maybe one more,” Ilya says. He’s not entirely sure what's considered an acceptable drink limit for the occasion of ‘Surprise! Your son is gay and I’ve been fucking him in secret under the nose of the entire MLH and Scott Hunter in the hotel room next door, and I’m in love with him, actually,’ but given the look on his face, well - David might need the second drink more than Ilya does at this present moment.
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