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  1. After tuna melts and their first night actually sleeping together, Ilya asks Shane for more. Shane agrees, not knowing that this was Ilya's way of asking him out.

    Comination of written fic and texting fic.

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    A shoulder injury sees Ilya retire two years before his husband. Too much time on his hands means Ilya falls down the well-trodden path of too much childhood trauma leading to a lot of therapy leading to becoming a stand-up comedian.
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    LAZY • 1 hour of comedy by Ilya ROZANOV

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - ‘Highly entertaining.’

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - ‘Very funny, surprisingly insightful.’

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - ‘Queer, loud and very, very funny.’

    ⭐️ - ‘Technically competent show but extremely arrogant and somewhat debauched.’

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    That leads to both another round of laughter and a cheer. On stage, Ilya grins.

    “Yes, but I knew even then that staying in Russia was maybe a very bad idea. Because queer and Russian is recipe for very traditional Russian tragedy, yes? Which, generally speaking, are not good.” Ilya holds up a hand, counting on his fingers. “Napoleonic Wars, Stalingrad, Chernobyl, getting caught sucking cock with your Coach’s son. All of these would be bad, no? Very high body counts, probably.”

    There’s a lot of laughter now. In the front row, Svetlana wipes at her eyes, shoulders shaking.

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  3. @ESPN:

    Shane Hollander is said to be forming a new rivalry with Detroit’s Aaron Matthews. Several NHL inside sources have confirmed that Hollander is...[link]

     

    @AlwaysOnTheIce:

    Guys, is Rozanov texting...Hollander??

    [Image of Rozanov’s phone with the following texts visible]

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    What is this? Fucking Aaron Matthews?

    Oh so you have new rival?

    You are going to be in scoring race with Matthews now? I do not think is what you want.

    You know its all made up.

    Just the league and their angles. Its not anything

    Ah but you knew about this hmm? You know and you say nothing?

    You are cheating on me now

    And with him

    He is not even good

    Oh my god, you are ridiculous

    I am not cheating on you

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    @RozanovWatch:

    What in the...

     

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