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  1. 500 miles by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid

    2026-10-16

    At some point between getting home and finding the mess in the kitchen, Shane calls the police and his parents in quick succession.

    He doesn’t remember those phone calls at all. Blocked them from his memory the second they were over—doesn’t know what he said, what his mother replied—what the operator on the other end of the line asked him.

    The only proof he has of ever placing the calls is the record of them in his phone—neatly stacked over-on-another. 911 right below Mom.

    Below that, a series of phone calls to Ilya (husband), some barely even twenty seconds long, just short little I love you’s and what juice did you say you wanted from the store’s. Shane actually has to scroll for a while before he finds any other number in his call log. 

    If Shane were to add all of that data into an excel sheet he’d have proof that Ilya took up about 90% of his call records and yet it doesn’t feel like enough.


    or the Hollywood amnesia + presumed dead fic nobody asked for

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    4/?
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    AO3:
    #83300961

  2. The Benefits of Friendship by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
    • T
    • ✓

    2026-09-27

    Shane and Ilya are coming out this summer. First they need to convince the fans that being competitive doesn’t depend on hating each other at all, actually. With a little [a lot] of help from Harris Drover, it’s all going according to plan. [Well, except Ilya keeps saying that being public friends means they're now officially friends with benefits. Shane did not buy Ilya a ring to be demoted to friends with benefits.]
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    The camera tracks Shane and Ilya as they race back up the ice. They cross the finish line in a blur of speed and round on Harris.

    “I don’t-,” Harris says, “It was so tight. Maybe we call it a draw?”

    Ilya throws his arms up. “[Beep], is not a f-[beep]-ing draw, is-”

    “Harris, what the [beep]?” Shane shouts, eyes wide. “What do-”

    The two of them abruptly fall silent.

    “Um, sorry, sorry.” Ilya shrugs.

    Shane flushes. “Sorry, yeah, sorry Harris.”

    “So I’m guessing,” says Harris, “you want a re-do?”

    “Cannot be a tie,” Ilya says at the same time Shane says, “draws aren’t a real thing.”

    Harris can’t help it. He bursts out laughing.

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    AO3:
    #92708246

  3. Homerun to You by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV) RPF
    • G
    • ?
    • ✓

    2026-08-03

    @baseballnerd44
    HE ADOPTED HER AS A ROOKIE???

    @historybuff617
    The adoption story is actually pretty well known around Boston.

    After he was drafted, Shane flew to Japan to visit his grandparents in Kyoto before reporting to the organization.

    On the trip back, he stopped in Paris and met a young woman who was trying to escape an abusive husband.

    He helped her get safely to Canada, connected her with organizations that support women fleeing domestic violence, and stayed in contact while she got back on her feet.

    When she gave birth by the end of his first year as a professional baseball player, she made the incredibly difficult decision to place the baby for adoption.

    Shane adopted her.

    Her name is Sofia Yuna Hollander.

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    AO3:
    #89418541

  4. Breaking the Mold by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
    • ✓

    2026-05-01

    It's All Stars Weekend, the first since Shane and Ilya's marriage. And they are going to prove to everyone that the Rivalry is alive and well.

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    AO3:
    #84060701

  5. we are private people by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
    • G
    • ✓

    2026-02-25

    can be read as a standalone or read "the stupid plan doesn't work anymore" for more detailed setup!

    socmed fic around Shane and Ilya coming out following the plane crash

     

    Shane Stan @HollanderHatTricks 

    .@VoyageursMTL☑️ seriously why is no one talking about this? @ShaneHollander24☑️ if you’re in trouble blink twice

    3:41PM 2021-01-07

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    1
    AO3:
    #80253346

  6. Weather the Storm by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
    • G
    • ✓

    2026-02-15

    A video leak leads to a mercy dash out of the country for Scott and Kip.

    (Aka, Hayden's FanMail screw up and how the boys deal with it in this AU where Kip and Ilya are close friends)

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    AO3:
    #79572401