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We are African Americans...... and Mark (Shane) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-10-02
We Dem Boyz
Vaughny added J.J, and unknown number.Vaughny: Fellas, I just spoke with the rookie in Ottawa, Boodram, and we realized there is no safe space in the league for minorities for us. I would make a big group chat, but I think the four of us is good enough.
J.J: Ahhh, shit. Sounds good to me. Welcome to hell – I mean welcome to MHL Boodram!
Vaughny: No, you were right J.J. Welcome to hell.
Boodram: 😂😂. Thanks guys. I appreciate it.
Shane: Yes welcome!
Shane: Also, what does the name of the chat mean?
J.J: Ahhh Captaine….Or Carter Vaughn creates a group chat with Shane, J.J and Zane and they become each other's support system.
- Part 1 of Shane and Dem Boyz
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 43,001
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #79088911
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“Jesus Christ,” Ollie whispers. “I’m going to pass out. Shane—look, she’s wearing a fur coat. A fur coat, Shane—”
Shane nods, every bit as shaky. The fox is, in fact, wearing a little capelet of real fur on top of her own already ridiculous red pelt: dark and glossy, sable probably, tied under her chest with a silk ribbon and fastened at the breastbone with a small gold clasp.
Or
Nobody is prepared for the way Ilya and Vasilisa Rozanov intend to play professional hockey, least of all Shane and Oliver Hollander.
- Part 7 of Set in Heated Rivalry-verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,444
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #93663981
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Miles to go before I sleep by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-10-01
On February 17, Ilya goes through with his plan to break up with Shane.
On April 18, the MLH announces an expansion team in Arizona.
On June 21, the Phoenix Coyotes draft both Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander, who were left unprotected by their teams.
On Monday, Ilya decides he doesn't want to live anymore.
On Thursday, Shane asks if he wants to drive to Phoenix with him.
Huh.
—
This is a love story.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,570
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #92744216
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“Shane,” he says, dread filling his stomach, “is this Boston Lily’s house?”
“Maybe,” Shane says, dropping down another cooler with a loud bang. “But shhhhh,” he says, putting a finger to his lips, “you can’t tell, okay?”
“Shane,” Hayden says, a little desperately. “Shane, we have to go.”
“No,” Shane says, drunk and stubborn and pushing the doorbell about fifty thousand times in quick succession until Hayden pulls his arm away.
“Shane,” Hayden says, nearly a plea, “listen, I know she broke your heart, but dropping off two hundred pounds of tuna isn’t-”
Before he can finish telling Shane that a drive-by tuna fishing isn’t a cure for a broken heart, the door opens. When it does, though, it’s not some buxom Boston beauty in a silky negligee.
It’s Ilya fucking Rozanov.
Hayden’s one consolation in this mindfuck is that at least Rozanov looks equally surprised at finding himself in this situation.
(while drowning his sorrows post tuna meltdown, shane ends up in possession of approximately two hundred pounds of raw tuna) (naturally, there's only one person he wants to gift with such a bounty)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,736
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #93615301
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Ilya Rozanov Is Definitely Not Allergic to Cats by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-28
"Shane," Ilya says slowly. "Are you aware you are holding a cat?"
Shane has the decency to look slightly sheepish, as Ilya steps forward, the kitten peering at him with large green eyes while he reaches out a hesitant hand to lightly brush his finger against the cat's nose.
"Um, so a funny thing happened," Shane begins, and Ilya knows he's about to launch into a lengthy explanation. "We were out for our jog, and this kitten started running with us, so Anya just gently picked it up by the scruff of its neck and started carrying it, and I couldn't just leave it, you know? And when I took it from Anya it just curled up in my jacket like it knew it was safe, and I know this is kind of impulsive and our lives are crazy, but…" he finally stops and takes a deep breath, his gaze locking with Ilya's. "I think I want to keep this cat."
Anya wags her tail and barks, and Ilya looks from Shane's endless dark brown eyes down to the striking green ones that close as the kitten yawns so widely Ilya can see all of its tiny baby teeth. It's too cute. He's a goner. 'Fuck', he thinks, 'I'm totally screwed' and then promptly sneezes.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,068
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #93467586
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on winning and losing (and ilya rozanov) by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-09-28
Twenty years after everything fell apart, Shane Hollander is on the cusp of becoming MLH Commissioner when Ilya Rozanov walks into his office and back into his life.
"I don't know, I’m pretty late to the game," Shane says.
“Everything good happens in third period,” Ilya counters.
- Part 2 of old man hollanov yaoi
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 237,562
- Chapters:
- 28/28
- Files:
- 4 versions
- AO3:
- #82087191
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Jane Doe elected Prime WAG by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-09-27
[Boss Babes]
Jessica:
I just had a revelation
So we know the following information about Jane right:
1. Rich
2. Famous (enough for us to ALL recognize her)
3. Powerful? (has contacts in NHL)
4. PUBLICALLY well-known supporter of the HABS (EW!) but born in Ottawa
5. Lives/spends a lot of time between Ottawa and Montreal
6. Extremely demanding job which involves lots of travel
7. Fluent in French/English
8. Would lose job, friends, and family amid massive public scandal if relationship with Rozanov was leakedSo far we've been stumped, no female celebs match that description
But what if we're looking in the wrong direction
Because I believe there's a MAN who fits the description to a TJane:
I don't like where this is goingJessica:
What if (s)HE's actually…
JUSTIN TRUDEAU- Jane has left the conversation -
Jessica:
I rest my caseThe Boston WAGs and their investigations into the curious case of Rozanov's Jane Doe.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 73,191
- Chapters:
- 8/?
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #80694286
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The Benefits of Friendship by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-09-27
Shane and Ilya are coming out this summer. First they need to convince the fans that being competitive doesn’t depend on hating each other at all, actually. With a little [a lot] of help from Harris Drover, it’s all going according to plan. [Well, except Ilya keeps saying that being public friends means they're now officially friends with benefits. Shane did not buy Ilya a ring to be demoted to friends with benefits.]
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The camera tracks Shane and Ilya as they race back up the ice. They cross the finish line in a blur of speed and round on Harris.“I don’t-,” Harris says, “It was so tight. Maybe we call it a draw?”
Ilya throws his arms up. “[Beep], is not a f-[beep]-ing draw, is-”
“Harris, what the [beep]?” Shane shouts, eyes wide. “What do-”
The two of them abruptly fall silent.
“Um, sorry, sorry.” Ilya shrugs.
Shane flushes. “Sorry, yeah, sorry Harris.”
“So I’m guessing,” says Harris, “you want a re-do?”
“Cannot be a tie,” Ilya says at the same time Shane says, “draws aren’t a real thing.”
Harris can’t help it. He bursts out laughing.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 39,107
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #92708246
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Cassie:
btw jane now that ilya is captain this means you’re officially Head WAG 💁🏻♀️
Jane:
what?
oh nononono that's not necessary
Selena:
sorry girl it's not really a choice
Or, Ilya tells the Ottawa Centaurs about Jane
- Part 1 of Jane Head WAG
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 26,672
- Chapters:
- 12/15
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #82447391
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Ilya: shane
Ilya: [image attached - button up silk shirt laid out on a bed]
Ilya: ???!!!!Jane: Why did you send me a picture of your shirt?
Ilya: [image attached - Ilya’s torso with the shirt on, which is very obviously too small. The buttons will not close and the sleeves are squeezing Ilya’s arms]
Ilya: why is it fucking ant sized?!?!Jane: Oh my god
Jane: I’m sorry that is hilarious. What happened to your shirt?Ilya: you tell me!!!!
Jane: I mean, it was in your laundry pile, so I probably washed it with the rest of the clothes.
Ilya: …
Ilya: shane
Ilya: please tell me you did not put all my laundry through the machine at homeOR: Shane and Ilya finally live together after over a decade apart. Turns out living with the love of your life is a lot harder than the movies make it seem.
(OR: 5 times Shane and Ilya bicker over household things that you never know can piss you off until you are living with someone who does them.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,340
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #93197846
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it's hard to deny (when the sun finally shines on the city) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-09-24
“So. The plan,” Ilya says eventually. “What should we do? Should you request a trade to Ottawa?”
Shane pulls himself back, just enough so he can meet Ilya’s eyes. He had considered that, on the car ride over. Considered waiving his No-Movement Clause for the Centaurs.
But then, he began to consider waiving it for a different team in a different city. A city that already has a house for them to share.
Ottawa made sense before, when it seemed like the only option for the two of them to be closer together.
But now?
“I could,” Shane says. “Or, I could request a trade to Boston.”
Or: it’s the Spring of 2018. A locker room incident disguised as a prank outs Shane, and his teammates discover his relationship with a rival NHL player— a player that Shane refuses to disclose the identity of.
In the following months, it becomes obvious that Montreal can no longer be a home for Shane.
Boston, however, just might be.
(Can be read as a standalone)
- Part 2 of something in the river
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,502
- Chapters:
- 1/2
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #93206956
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Griffintown Girlies group chat by Anonymous
Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-09-23
The group chat of Shane Hollander's tenants.
(Four girls bound by a shared roof, a lack of any sports knowledge, an NDA, and a smoking hot Handyman(?))
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,154
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #81513566
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hot buzz by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-21
"Shane," Ilya interrupts, knowing that if he lets Shane go on much longer, he really will be on the next flight back. And as tempting as it is, he really likes all the free shit Shane gets to bring home and he's in desperate need of a new watch after the last barbecue at Bood's went slightly awry. "I'm fine, I just have lice."
There's a long pause, and though Ilya can't see Shane's face, he can imagine the exact look that's there. Forehead wrinkled, lips set in a thin line, his eyes moving slowly around the room as he tries to figure something out. "You're going to have to expand on that, I think."
"Turns out the sleepover I hosted for the Pikes had more than a few uninvited guests," Ilya offers and he hears Shane exhale in relief at the explanation, making a mental note to ask when he gets home exactly what other scenarios were playing out in Shane's overactive brain.
"I bet Hayden and Jackie feel awful."
Ilya has about twenty apology texts from Jackie he knows he needs to respond to. "Yes, they do."
"You're going to make Hayden suffer for this, aren't you?"
He grins, loving how well Shane knows him without even a hint as to what Ilya has planned. "Yes, I am."
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,213
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #92984001
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ass-thetic by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-09-14
Hazy: Okay, I just talked with Harris.
Hazy: Ugly pants exchange for the next away game is a go.
Shane: Didn't we just do this?
Shane: Are we really going to subject ourselves to this again?
Bood: Those were shirts, Hollander. 👕
Bood: These are pants. 👖
Bood: See the difference?
Shane: There is not enough difference in the world to make me want to do this again.
- Part 2 of Aiport Exchange
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,481
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #92205421
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Steady Ground by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-11
The events of week five of Ilya attending his mandated Queer Studies course.
Ilya nearly gets caught texting his queer studies professor in the locker room, befriends Sandra’s girlfriend and learns some new and very relevant terminology.
Or, what happens when you’re in love with Rose Landry’s ex-boyfriend and someone explains to you the concept of compulsory heterosexuality.
- Part 2 of Queer Studies 101
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,693
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #92416111
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one fell off and bumped their head by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-11
“Ilya?”
Ilya is splayed out on the floor, legs turned one way, and his body turned in the complete opposite direction. Zara’s body is perched over the edge of the bed, hands clutching the mattress as her tear-filled eyes stare down at her Papa,
Ilya’s right hand massages the side of his head as he slowly turns and blinks at Shane standing in the doorway.
“‘ello moya lyubov.”
“What happened?”
“Is it not obvious? I fell off the bed.”
OR:
Shane is woken up by a loud thud and fears their daughter has fallen off her new toddler bed. It turns out it was actually Ilya.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,525
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #92417701
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for assistance, please call 1-800-go-fuck-yourself by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-09-10
Brad Hammersmith @BHammerRaiders
Replying to @raidersfangirl26 @BHammerRaiders
@raidersfangirl26 Uh…what did I ever do to you, random teenage girl hockey fan?ella @raidersfangirl26
Replying to @BHammerRaiders @raidersfangirl26
you skate like bambi on ice and i find it personally offensive. i can recommend a retirement home if you’d likeBrad Hammersmith @BHammerRaiders
Replying to @raidersfangirl26 @BHammerRaiders
What the fuck? I’m 34. And why did you tweet last month that “brad hammersmith looks like he has a not-like-the-other-girls complex but he actually is like the other girls”. What does that mean?!ella @raidersfangirl26
Replying to @BHammerRaiders @raidersfangirl26
you forgot the part where i said it’s ok to be like the other girls-
In which a group of unlikely queers terrorizes the whole of the NHL, Boston, Montreal, and Ottawa, but most of all…each other.
- Language:
- English
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- 109,109
- Chapters:
- 16/16
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- 1
- AO3:
- #87664181
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Catfished by Shane Hollander!? by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-09
“Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.
“Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”
“What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.
“This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”
Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.
- Part 1 of Catfished! Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,322
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #86796417
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Not A Fan by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-09-09
@SophiaSkatesBoston:
I bought a FanMail from Ilya Rozanov for a laugh, thinking it must be an admin error to even have him listed but...
[Video clip begins]
Ilya Rozanov stands against a bare white wall, wearing athletic shorts and a tank top.
“Sophia,” he says, faux serious, “thank you for requesting a birthday video. As you can see, I am taking this all very seriously. I have good neutral background, very plain, very boring. Very professional. Does not contain anything that would make the commissioner very angry. Is just a blank wall, I have checked. Because I consider the set up of my shots. I would hate to send happy birthday video with very big, very distracting secret in the background. Would be very unprofessional, very...”
[Tap to keep watching]
@CentaursCentral:
Oh my God, he did not! I laughed so hard at this I think I pulled something.
@NHL_OffTheRink:
If you do one thing on hockey twitter today, let it be watching this video.
@OttawaAlways:
Ok but has Hayden Pike seen this yet? Does he know?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,243
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #92261491
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you're like all of your New York City friends by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
2026-09-07
A man in a base cap, sunglasses, and oversized zip-up hoodie hops over the boards, joining them in the box. It's funny, Scott thinks, because that's exactly how he dresses when he wants to go out and not be recognized –
"I'm Steve, I can help."
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Aliens attack Madison Square Garden during a home game. Because of course they do. Because that's just what living in New York is like these days.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,806
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #92166781