Summary:

@SophiaSkatesBoston:

I bought a FanMail from Ilya Rozanov for a laugh, thinking it must be an admin error to even have him listed but...

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Ilya Rozanov stands against a bare white wall, wearing athletic shorts and a tank top.

“Sophia,” he says, faux serious, “thank you for requesting a birthday video. As you can see, I am taking this all very seriously. I have good neutral background, very plain, very boring. Very professional. Does not contain anything that would make the commissioner very angry. Is just a blank wall, I have checked. Because I consider the set up of my shots. I would hate to send happy birthday video with very big, very distracting secret in the background. Would be very unprofessional, very...”

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@CentaursCentral:

Oh my God, he did not! I laughed so hard at this I think I pulled something.

@NHL_OffTheRink:

If you do one thing on hockey twitter today, let it be watching this video.

@OttawaAlways:

Ok but has Hayden Pike seen this yet? Does he know?