Summary:

Ilya: shane
Ilya: [image attached - button up silk shirt laid out on a bed]
Ilya: ???!!!!

Jane: Why did you send me a picture of your shirt?

Ilya: [image attached - Ilya’s torso with the shirt on, which is very obviously too small. The buttons will not close and the sleeves are squeezing Ilya’s arms]
Ilya: why is it fucking ant sized?!?!

Jane: Oh my god
Jane: I’m sorry that is hilarious. What happened to your shirt?

Ilya: you tell me!!!!

Jane: I mean, it was in your laundry pile, so I probably washed it with the rest of the clothes.

Ilya: …
Ilya: shane
Ilya: please tell me you did not put all my laundry through the machine at home

OR: Shane and Ilya finally live together after over a decade apart. Turns out living with the love of your life is a lot harder than the movies make it seem.

(OR: 5 times Shane and Ilya bicker over household things that you never know can piss you off until you are living with someone who does them.)