Summary:

[Boss Babes]

Jessica:
I just had a revelation
So we know the following information about Jane right:
1. Rich
2. Famous (enough for us to ALL recognize her)
3. Powerful? (has contacts in NHL)
4. PUBLICALLY well-known supporter of the HABS (EW!) but born in Ottawa
5. Lives/spends a lot of time between Ottawa and Montreal
6. Extremely demanding job which involves lots of travel
7. Fluent in French/English
8. Would lose job, friends, and family amid massive public scandal if relationship with Rozanov was leaked

So far we've been stumped, no female celebs match that description
But what if we're looking in the wrong direction
Because I believe there's a MAN who fits the description to a T

Jane:
I don't like where this is going

Jessica:
What if (s)HE's actually…
JUSTIN TRUDEAU

- Jane has left the conversation -

Jessica:
I rest my case

The Boston WAGs and their investigations into the curious case of Rozanov's Jane Doe.