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  1. “Oh,” Hollander says. Landry is still just kind of staring at the photos, face unreadable, but he must see something in her expression, because he reaches across the table to take her left hand into his—squeezes, covers it with his other hand as well. “I don’t think—well, her parents got married in front of this little pond area so—"

    Hollander turns to look at her. Landry is still staring at the flower arches: the baby breath, the forget-me-nots, the heaps and heaps of roses sharing her name. Sveta throws a questioning glance Ilya’s way, her perfectly sculptured eyebrows making a valid effort to fly off her face. Ilya shrugs.

    And then Rose Landry bursts into heaving sobs.

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    or: Ilya gets hired to plan Hollandrys wedding. And that would be--great! If only he didn't have to biggest crush on the groom-to-be. Only, maybe he's got some things backwards?

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  2. The events of week five of Ilya attending his mandated Queer Studies course.

    Ilya nearly gets caught texting his queer studies professor in the locker room, befriends Sandra’s girlfriend and learns some new and very relevant terminology.

    Or, what happens when you’re in love with Rose Landry’s ex-boyfriend and someone explains to you the concept of compulsory heterosexuality. 

     

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  3. Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

    Extras start at chapter 26!

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    4 versions
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    #84865406
  4. Shane’s ex-girlfriends keep coming out as queer. He’s trying to be supportive, he really is, okay? Listen, he’s an ally! But it’s sort of becoming a problem. For pretty obvious reasons, because people are definitely starting to notice—Ilya most of all.

    (AKA, I give Shane the most absurd queer community and convoluted coming-of-age journey of all time and it still somehow gradually makes things better in the long run.)

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  5. Shane Hollander's quest to acquire himself the best girlfriend in the MLH.

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  6. Ilya:
    what are you saying to hollander
    what does he say

    Rose:
    I promised him I'm not going to hook up with you
    Bros before hoes

    Ilya:
    shane hollander is not my bro

    Rose:
    No WE'RE bros
    Shane and me
    You're the ho

    Ilya:
    wow
    wow

     

    When Rose Landry and Shane Hollander break up, Ilya Rozanov is determined to help Rose find a new man. It doesn't go exactly how he intended.

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  7. Cliff Marlow had figured out who Jane was. That’s how he knew to confront Shane after the game post-tuna melt, letting him know he’d broken Ilya’s heart.

    Shane makes things right.

    OR: Cliff does a good deed, and two hockey boys play vulnerability chicken trying to actually communicate. A Tuna Meltdown fix-it.

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    #83132116
  8. Moscow, 2007.

    Ilya wasn’t expecting that along with a new assistant coach, he’d also be getting a new teammate for the summer. Shane Hollander turns out to be only one in the rink who can keep up with him. The tension between them builds fast, and it doesn’t just spill over the boards. It follows them home.

     
    Or: The thing with Ilya's coach's son, but it's Shane.

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  9. It is a truth universally acknowledged that naming Shane Hollander as your celebrity crush does not make you gay.

    It just means you love hockey.

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  10. Shane Hollander is drunk. 

    Rose has never seen him drunk before, and she suspects it's a rare occurrence based on how quickly he's getting sloppy and how little control he seems to have on his emotions. Despite being large and beefy enough to play professional hockey, Shane is kind of a lightweight.

    "I'm never gonna get laid again," Shane mumbles, face buried in a pillow on Rose's lap.

    Shane's injury is much more minor, so Ilya goes through with the breakup. Luckily, Rose is there to help him through it.

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  11. August 2007: Shane Hollander is 16 years old, a star rookie for the Halifax Bucks, and totally, completely, fine.

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  12. When Canadian transfer student Shane Hollander joins Boston University’s Division 1 hockey team, he expects intense practices, elite competition, and the pressure to be drafted. What he doesn't expect is to be roped up into tutoring the infuriatingly talented, infamous frat boy Ilya Rozanov. Between late-night study sessions, high-stakes games, and reckless frat parties—how will either of them survive the season?

    or

    Frat Boy Ilya Rozanov x Nerdy Shane Hollander

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  13. Rose Landry went to theatre school. And had an astounding number of gay boyfriends to show for it. Honestly, sometimes it felt like a curse to her. And now, with Shane Hollander, she had the bad feeling that it had struck again. Set during Episode 5. -- Rose Landry is reflecting on her 10 boyfriends, 70% - no, make that 80% - of which have left her for other guys. Because nobody can tell me that girl hasn't had some kind of crisis with THAT track record.

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