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  1. Emmy: When did you first hook up with him?
    Jane: 2010
    Caro: WHAT
    Megan: GIRL
    Tia: SEVEN YEARS??
    Megan: My jaw is borderline unhinged rn

    Or: In 2017, Shane finds a place where he can talk about his sex life...a group chat for girls who have slept with Ilya Rozanov

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    AO3:
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  2. When the lesbian next to him at the bar very kindly informs Shane that (other) women have been throwing themselves at him all evening, he's surprised. How was he supposed to know factual statements about the temperature of the room were meant to invite a proposition?!

    Her solution? Studying romantic social cues and flirting techniques. The textbook? Romance novels.

    Well, it can't hurt to try, and anything Shane tries, he tries thoroughly. Maybe a little too thoroughly? He didn't expect for his book reviews to pick up a following, and he DEFINITELY didn't expect to become the (secret, anonymous) face of "allyship" in the MLH.

    He's not complaining, though. The books resonate with him more than he ever could have predicted, even if the hockey is unrealistic as shit, and maybe he'll learn a thing or two along the way. (About healthy relationships, communication, and emotional intelligence. Not any of the OTHER things you'll find in a hockey romance. Nope. Not at all...)

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    6/?
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    1
    AO3:
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  3. "I am bringing my new boyfriend to practice. But everyone must be nice. He's little bit embarrassed, because of his job."

    "Oh, what does he do? Is he a zamboni driver or something lol?"

    "His day job is in management, but he has a side hustle as a Shane Hollander impersonator. He does birthday parties."

    Ilya is desperate for his amazing new boyfriend to meet his friends. There's just one problem. He's dating famous hockey player Shane Hollander, and he's worried that his LGBTQ+ Beer League teammates will all get starstruck. Instead, he comes up with a solution: Tell them that he's dating a Shane Hollander impersonator, instead of the real thing.

    Sequel to Catfished By Shane Hollander!? (But you don't have to read that to understand this)

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    2/?
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
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  4. “Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.

    “Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”

    “What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.

    “This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.

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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #86796417
  5. Ashley: but seriously if not at his place then where do you meet?
    Jane: We hook up in hotels, mostly
    Vanessa: He doesn’t come to your place in Montreal?
    Jane: No
    I bought another building where we can meet discreetly
    Madeleine: YOU BOUGHT A SEX CONDO???

    alternate title: shane hollander befriends boston wags surprisingly fast

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    94,846
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83581976
  6. Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

    Extras start at chapter 26!

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    Chapters:
    28/28
    Files:
    4 versions
    AO3:
    #84865406
  7. Following his injury and stay at his parents' house, Shane Hollander is bored out of his mind.

    A conversation with his best friends turned out unsuccessful and when he then talked to his not-yet boyfriend about it, Ilya has the brilliant idea to have him added to the Boston Raiders WAGs group chat.

    Hopefully they can help?

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #88501886
  8. Hammer: i bet shes way out of his league
    Hammer: bro i cant wait to meet her

    St. Vicky: ngl id like to see whos keeping roz on a leash

    CC: same bro

    Before the events of O Lady Jane, the Best Boston Bros find out that Roz has been hooking up with the same girl in Canada.

    Set pre-Tuna Meltdown during the situationship years. Sebbin is Roz’s rookie and suffers for everyone.

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    1
    AO3:
    #89833466
  9. Shane Hollander is nineteen and trying to get through one Hollywood party without being noticed. He gets noticed anyway, by the worst possible person. His last-minute Halloween costume is working too well. Ilya Rozanov, the rival he's never met but supposed to hate, takes one look and thinks Shane is a girl.
    Shane doesn't correct him. He doesn't stop him from kissing Shane. And he accidentally gives him his real phone number. Oops.

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    1
    AO3:
    #82492281
  10. Of course Yuna has a burner account, not just one, many in fact. She uses them for her job as Shane’s manager, to keep tabs on hockey news, the league, rumor mills, and on occasion, Rozanov.

    ———

    How Yuna comes to care for Ilya through twitter before ever meeting him. AKA Ilya clinches the title ‘favourite son’ arguably before Shane’s parents find out about their relationship.

    Spans the entire timeline of Heated Rivalry.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83191651
  11. In 2016, Shane walked out of Ilya's life and never looked back.

    In 2017, Ilya poured gasoline all over his career, struck a match, and walked away from the ashes.

    In 2026, their paths cross again at the scene of a car accident that kills Shane’s wife Rose and injures both Shane and his 4 year old daughter, Sophie.

    Suddenly, the quiet, unassuming life that Ilya has worked so hard to build for himself crumbles as he confronts the fact that he's never gotten over Shane Hollander.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #85074746
  12. Shane Hollander is a hockey legend known as "The Golden Alpha of Canada:" and Captain of the Montreal Voyagers. To the roaring crowds, he’s cocky, dominant, untouchable Alpha they want in a hockey star. Yet, behind every goal, Shane hides a secret that could destroy everything he's built up. He isn’t an Alpha at all. Born Omega in a world where Omegas are sidelined from traditional "Alpha" sports, Shane’s entire career is built on a lie: daily suppressants, fake scent, relentless self-control. The cost is soul-deep exhaustion and the constant fear that a single mistake will cost him not just his trophies, but his identity.

    Enter Ilya Rozanov, known as “The Dirty Russian” by fans and foes alike, a brutal, magnetic Alpha who’s battled his own demons to make it on the Voyager team. Growing up in the shadow of an abusive father who threw him into sports to "make me fucking rich", Ilya learned to survive by being harder, meaner, and utterly unbreakable. Hockey is his way out, but family obligations and old scars still chain him down..

    When a chance encounter lets Ilya see Shane for who he truly is, both men are forced to confront the walls they’ve built, around their histories, their bodies, and their hearts.

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    Chapters:
    29/29
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #76009731
  13. Vanessa started dating her long-term boyfriend the same year that his team drafted rookie superstar Ilya Rozanov. Now, it's a decade and several teams later and Montreal traded to get Rhys to add to their defensive for their attempt at back to back Cups for the second time during the Hollander Era.

    Nothing could have prepared her for who she found waiting for her in the Montreal WAGs group chat.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #79806296
  14. “Bratva,” Shane says. His accent is hauntingly perfect. “Kingpin, I’m assuming based on how easily you move around. Boston, New York, and Los Angeles.” Shane hesitates and then― "Solntsevskaya. Your family heads it.”

    “My father is not a good man," Ilya says, and it's more than enough confirmation for Shane. "I do not admire him or what he made even though it makes me very powerful man.”

    “And the rest of it?”

    “All correct,” Ilya says with a smile.

    Or: the Mafia AU in which Ilya owns the Russian mafia in America and Shane still plays hockey, but with a mob-boss mother.

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    AO3:
    #78743146
  15. The WAGs have a group chat. Shane's long term girlfriend has never joined. Jackie is determined to fix that. She's appointed by the WAGs to conduct a secret spy mission.

    Okay, so she appoints herself. But she does have to stealthily follow Shane's taxi in a rental car which feels pretty secret agent-y. And when she gets there, she's going to meet Lily and Lily will love her instantly and join her group chat and they'll be best friends forever. That's what'll happen, right?

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    AO3:
    #76854051
  16. In late 2012 when Shane has a meltdown and frantically tells them to call Lily, for the first time Yuna’s ever witnessed, Shane is coaxed out of one of them instead of just suffering through until the exhaustion wins out instead—and all by some mysterious, apparently very well attuned to Shane, 'Lily'. She hadn’t meant to see the number before she’d pressed it and fumbled the phone up to Shane’s ear. It was simply a byproduct of the situation, something Shane had asked for her to do. …Memorizing it and then texting that number to thank Lily for their help was not something she’d been asked to do. But she worries so much about Shane, and Lily is a reassurance. Not a pry for details but the simple, verifiable confirmation: he’s okay. Lily, on the other hand, very much enjoys being able to make oddly specific 'your mother' jokes to Shane much more often now. (And maybe the whole family piece of it, too.)

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    Chapters:
    9/9
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    1
    AO3:
    #79641286
  17. Yuna stared at the phone in her hand while David went out in search of coffee. She got the number from Shane’s phone after learning the name from Hayden (This girl he’s been texting with for a long time, years, uhm she might be his sort-of-girlfriend?). She was simply listed in Shane’s contacts under “Lily”, no last name. She didn’t check their chat history because she valued her relationship with Shane, but it was a close call.

    ---

    Yuna Hollander gets ahold of Lily’s phone number after Shane’s injury and starts texting her.

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    1
    AO3:
    #78930541
  18. Hayden knows the hospital will update Shane's emergency contact (his mom) about his injury, but who will tell Shane's secret girlfriend?

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    1/1
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    1
    AO3:
    #78812836
  19. “Fuck,” Shane swears, before he rips the Boston Raiders shirt over his head, tossing it across the room. Or Shane accidentally wears Ilya's shirt back to his hotel room, and Hayden see it.

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    AO3:
    #77456061
  20. While they are at the cottage, Ilya gets his hands on Shane's phone a few times. Ilya enjoys it a lot, to Shane's dismay, that he gets to refer to himself as Shane's lover via text messages.

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    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #76544096