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  1. The other Boston Lily by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-06-29

    ‘My teammates think you’re my girlfriend,’ Shane Hollander leads with a fucking bomb of an information and Lilian chokes on her coffee.

    OR

    Lilian Harris, the goalkeeper of Boston PWHL team and a newly minted PWHL champion wakes up with the worst hangover of her life. In a hotel bed in Montreal. Which she is sharing with three of her teammates and the freaking Walter Cup.
    Her phone is full of messages from Montreal Voyagers players who watched the match last night, saw the name Lilian and the word Boston, and came to the completely wrong conclusion once again.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #87604806

  2. say we won’t do this again by

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    2026-06-26

    "Roz," Cliff says, trying to control his breathing. "If we do this—"

    "We do not talk about it,” Ilya interrupts, even as his hands are already reaching for Cliff, fisting in his shirt. "We do not tell anyone. Nothing changes between us. This is—" He pauses, like he’s finding the words. "This is just tonight. Just this once."

    Cliff nods. "Just tonight," he echoes.

    And then Ilya is pulling him down, and their mouths come crashing together.

    (3 times Cliff and Ilya hooked up, and the one time someone found out.)

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    AO3:
    #87373276

  3. allied forces by

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    2026-06-24

    Troy: Uh, guys.
    Troy: I just saw something I don’t think I was supposed to see.

    Bood: Seriously, Barrett?
    Bood: I told you to be careful on those porn sites.

    Hazy: 👀

    Troy: No!
    Troy: Fuck.
    Troy: NO.
    Troy: I went to the hospital to see Roz.

    Dykstra: Wait, didn’t he say for us to not visit?
    Dykstra: That he was totally fine and would be home tomorrow?

    Troy: Well, yeah, but I didn’t think that meant ME.

    Bood: I’m pretty sure that was exclusively for you.

    Haas: How was he?
    Haas: Did he look okay?
    Haas: Do you think he’s going to be alright?

    Troy: Uh, yeah.
    Troy: I think he’s going to be fine.
    Troy: Because Shane Hollander was lying in the hospital bed with him.

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    AO3:
    #87307481

  4. rash decisions by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
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    2026-06-22

    Shane Hollander loves playing for the Ottawa Centaurs. Leaving Montreal, as painful as it had been, really has been one of the best decisions he’s ever made.

    He gets to play with his husband. He’s supported at all levels, from upper management down to the most casual of fans, and his teammates are genuinely kind and lovely people who care about him and his life and are invested in his well-being.

    Considering where he came from, Shane thinks it’s wonderful to work with such caring players who want what’s best for him and notice things about his life. It's really, really great.

    Until it isn’t, of course.

    “Hollander, what the fuck is that on your face?” Zane Boodram asks in the locker room while they’re changing for game five of the first round of playoffs.

    ___

    Or Shane has a mysterious rash, and his teammates are very concerned.

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    AO3:
    #87159816

  5. "can you sign this autograph?" by

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    2026-06-18

    HARRIS: Shane! Ilya! I need you to sign something for me real quick.

    HOLLANDER: Uh— is this about the Centaur’s donation to the Canadian Cancer Society because I thought that came from the organisation not us— why are you recording us?

    HARRIS: No, no, not about the donation. I just have some fans who would like some photos of you signed.

    ROZANOV, suspiciously: What for?

    or harris drover conducts psychological warfare on the ottawa centaurs for the sake of social media by making them sign old photos of themselves

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    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #86949226

  6. On Your Own by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid

    2026-06-17

    When Ilya's father finds out that Ilya has been sleeping with Sasha, his coach's son, Grigori kicks Ilya out of the house and tells him never to return. Injured and alone with nowhere to go, Ilya reaches out to his childhood friend Svetlana and her father, Sergei. As a retired MLH star and permanent resident of the US, Sergei Vetrov is able to help Ilya seek asylum while he waits for the draft. However, the story behind Ilya's abrupt departure from Russia is leaked just weeks before the MLH draft is scheduled to be held, and the repercussions will change the direction of Ilya's future in the MLH forever...

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    75,955
    Chapters:
    18/25
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    1
    AO3:
    #83300166

  7. Peer Review by

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    2026-06-14

    Cliff Marleau and Ilya Rozanov are good bros. They share everything with each other. Including, apparently, their nudes.

    or: texting fic where Cliff and Ilya rate each other's nudes in a totally platonic bro way of course

    Language:
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    7/7
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    1
    AO3:
    #85804256

  8. Intricate Rituals by

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    2026-06-05

    Casey kinda feels like he’s cracked the whole thing wide open here, if he’s being honest. The Centaurs had, after all, gotten drastically better in the last few years, and if he thinks about it, those changes had only seemed to happen once they’d had gay players on the roster. And they only seemed to get better the more they added. Maybe the league had been overlooking what was honestly a fairly well-proven strategy purely out of homophobia, and Casey was only seeing it now because he wasn’t one of those guys that got bothered by that.

    “Actually, if it works so good, maybe we should try it,” Casey realizes.

    This is where it officially goes too far.

    After overhearing a particularly inspiring chirp from Rozanov, Casey Marks of the Vancouver Ravens gets a fantastic idea. If he can convince his linemate Routhier to go along with it, maybe they can finally turn their bottom-rung team into a real contender. And if Casey enjoys every second of it, that’s just because Routhier is objectively hot. Casey is definitely, totally, 100% straight. Totally.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #85620261

  9. The Great Pretender by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-06-02

    Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense. The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion. Or: Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander. Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    1
    AO3:
    #84483691

  10. The Most Adulty Adult Around by

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    2026-05-27

    “He’s the most adulty,” Bee hisses.

    Shane squints at the group. “What have you done?”

    “Nothing!” Young squeaks which immediately means they have done something. “Uhm, just say hypothetically your washing machine is flooding and you try to open it to drain it, suddenly your entire laundry is flooding.”

    “Is the drain hose connected properly?”

    “Don’t look at me!” Arty whines. “Do I look like I know how to fix a drain hose? I don’t— stop looking at me!”

    or, five times shane is contacted by the rookies for adulting and one time he accidentally gives wildly incorrect advice

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    AO3:
    #85624316

  11. The Apology Tour of Brad Hammersmith by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-05-26

    Hammer: Sorry for worrying you
    And?
    Hammer: And what?
    That’s it?
    Hammer: What do you want me to say?

    Or, Brad Hammersmith learns a few important things, some of which he really should have known already, while doing a rather poor job of apologising for ghosting everybody.

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    AO3:
    #83699636

  12. oh god i didn't mean to (and what if he can't see him?) by

    Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-05-26

    oh my god

    Connors: it wasn't your fault marly he came out of nowhere you couldn't have anticipated it

    oh my god

    there was so much blood

    i cant fucking breathe

    Carmichael: where are you marly

    i hurt hollander

    fuck i swear i didn't mean to

    in which: Shane hollander is injured, subsequent issues are addressed, and one of our main-but-also-somehow-side-characters makes his true debut.

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    AO3:
    #85582956

  13. Rookie Mistakes by

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    2026-05-25

    Ilya pulls back first, breathing hard, eyes blazing down at Shane. He drags a thumb across Shane’s swollen lips. “Is your first time with a man?” Shane huffs a wrecked laugh, chest rising and falling fast. “Definitely not.” Ilya’s grin is sharp and almost feral. “Good. I want to hear you.” Shane is two years younger than Ilya and they play for the same team. But what if Shane was a bit wilder, less afraid to experiment sexually, and a bit more of a typical ice hockey guy? Get ready for teammates to friends to friends with benefits to lovers. (Please note that Shane/Hayden are tagged because they’re 18/19 and a little bit sexually curious and I’m a believer in over-tagging. Also from Ch4 out it’s full of explicit sex, fair warning.)

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    Chapters:
    25/25
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    AO3:
    #78122231

  14. Introducing... The Ottawa Foals by

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    2026-05-22

    LILLIAN: Today we have brought you in to talk about our rookies, or the Centaur Foals as we’re calling them.

    ILYA: Foals?

    BOYLE: … the name doesn’t really strike fear into the heart of our enemies.

    BARRETT: Oh that’s cute, did Harris come up with that? How many meetings did that take?

    LILLIAN: Each of you have been paired up with a different rookie to talk about.

    or, the social media marketing starts early. to hype up the new rookies (and the old ones) the centaurs start running their PR campaign introducing the new talent that will one day define the centaurs

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    AO3:
    #85327686

  15. crash out by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
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    2026-05-17

    Shane: All this hiding, and we can’t even be together when it really matters?
    Shane: Fuck that. Fuck all of it. I’m coming to Florida.
    Shane: I choose you. Always.

    Ilya: I love you.

    Shane: I love you, too.
    Shane: Are you going to tell me not to come?

    Ilya: Fuck no.
    Ilya: I need you here. Please hurry.

    Shane: I’ll tell the pilot to fly faster ❤️ I’m paying him enough.
    Shane: Don’t drink too much, because we’re going to have a lot of really emotional sex when I get there, and I can’t have your dick going limp on me.

    Ilya: He would NEVER.

    Shane: ❤️

    __________

    Troy: Holy shit.
    Troy: HOLY SHIT.
    Troy: Shane Hollander is naked in your bed.
    Troy: Shane Hollander is NAKED in your bed.

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    AO3:
    #84723731

  16. So What Was The Media Strategy? No, Seriously. by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-05-15

    “A lot of people were surprised by the video of Rozanov and Hollander last season, especially given the distraction it created around the playoffs. What was the reaction in the Bears locker room?”

    Or, Seb and Marly are left unsupervised at a post-game Bears press conference, and share their unfiltered thoughts.

    POV Cliff Marlow, set during the start of the 2021 season.

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    AO3:
    #84912496

  17. the hollander rule by

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    2026-05-14

    Everyone at McGill knows three things: their hockey team is the best in the country, the Rozanov family could buy half of Montreal, and Shane Hollander is completely off limits. So when new students start asking Shane out after winter break, Ilya Rozanov decides he needs to put a stop to it. Or: the horrifying realization that Ilya Rozanov might be in love with his best friend.

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    1
    AO3:
    #84723361

  18. The Hollander-Rozanov Post Wedding Brunch: Competitive Edition by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-05-12

    Marly is hungover and absolutely not ready for a trivia brunch about Roz and Hollander the morning after their wedding. The Bears know almost nothing about the couple, so they fall back on what they do know, the lovely Montreal Jane, but the more they answer, the stranger it gets.

    Or, just how similar were Jane and Hollander, and how did Roz end up with what was a carbon copy of the same person? The lucky asshole.

    POV Cliff Marlow, who is the real MVP!

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    AO3:
    #84711781

  19. Breaking the Mold by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-05-01

    It's All Stars Weekend, the first since Shane and Ilya's marriage. And they are going to prove to everyone that the Rivalry is alive and well.

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    #84060701

  20. i wouldn't stop for red lights by

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    2026-04-30

    “You know why I got them, yes?” “I know why you think you got them.” “Is our anniversary.” “No, it’s not.” The sound of Shane’s stick blade hitting another puck reverberated through the otherwise empty rink. “I am the kind of guy who remembers those things,” Ilya leaned as close as he dared, snatching one of the pucks and taking a shot of his own before Shane could go again. He let out a pleased hum at himself as it sank into the upper left corner. “You’re fucking not. You’re the kinda guy who gets his roommate flowers to be an asshole, actually. You know, I’ve never met a single other person who’s ever done that.” Ilya gave an exaggerated pout, “You are being mean to me on our roommate anniversary.” “Are you going to do this every fucking year?” • • • • • • Ilya buys Shane flowers to celebrate the anniversary of them living together in their university apartment. Shane finds this a particularly asshole move from Ilya, considering they started living together in September and it's currently January. They spend most of the day arguing about it, until Shane finally comes clean about the deeper reason his roommate's "gift" has left him so off-kilter all day.

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    AO3:
    #84029571
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