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  1. The McGill Redbirds have been very naughty boys. Their punishment? Mandatory life-lessons on a Saturday morning until Coach Wiebe no longer wants to cry. Captain Ilya Rozanov is hungover and hoping to slump his way through first-aid. But....who is that unsheathing his stethoscope.....? “Right you shitheads, this is serious. We’ve been training for this all year. We have a hot doctor and two hours to work some magic. I need to know who has mints, who has aftershave, and who I can count on to big me up.”

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  2. HARRIS: Shane! Ilya! I need you to sign something for me real quick.

    HOLLANDER: Uh— is this about the Centaur’s donation to the Canadian Cancer Society because I thought that came from the organisation not us— why are you recording us?

    HARRIS: No, no, not about the donation. I just have some fans who would like some photos of you signed.

    ROZANOV, suspiciously: What for?

    or harris drover conducts psychological warfare on the ottawa centaurs for the sake of social media by making them sign old photos of themselves

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