Summary:

“He’s the most adulty,” Bee hisses.

Shane squints at the group. “What have you done?”

“Nothing!” Young squeaks which immediately means they have done something. “Uhm, just say hypothetically your washing machine is flooding and you try to open it to drain it, suddenly your entire laundry is flooding.”

“Is the drain hose connected properly?”

“Don’t look at me!” Arty whines. “Do I look like I know how to fix a drain hose? I don’t— stop looking at me!”

or, five times shane is contacted by the rookies for adulting and one time he accidentally gives wildly incorrect advice