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"ilya rozanov let me eat that ass like a fucking sausage mcgrittle" by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-22
HARRIS: Today you’ll be reading thirst tweets about the other.
HOLLANDER: No.
ROZANOV, delighted: Oh! This will be fun.
HOLLANDER: No way.
HOLLANDER stands up.
HOLLANDER: Where’s Barrett? He can do this.
HOLLANDER actively walks off-set.
or, in an unreleased video the ottawa centaur's read out thirst tweets in pairs and they all learn quite a lot they probably shouldn't have known about each other
- Part 7 of the loser has to fall
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- English
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- 6,107
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #91117126
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"can you sign this autograph?" by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-06-18
HARRIS: Shane! Ilya! I need you to sign something for me real quick.
HOLLANDER: Uh— is this about the Centaur’s donation to the Canadian Cancer Society because I thought that came from the organisation not us— why are you recording us?
HARRIS: No, no, not about the donation. I just have some fans who would like some photos of you signed.
ROZANOV, suspiciously: What for?
or harris drover conducts psychological warfare on the ottawa centaurs for the sake of social media by making them sign old photos of themselves
- Part 6 of the loser has to fall
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- English
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- 3,785
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- AO3:
- #86949226
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Mic'd Up: Gareth Jones by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-06-03
A group of the rookies surround JONES in a weird circle centering his mic pack. They all lean in as they start singing badly.
LEVIN: You would not believe your eyes.
JONES: If ten million fire flies.
YOUNG: Lit up the world as I fell asleep.
HOLMBERG: I like to make myself believe.
VAN DER BIJ: That planet earth turns
LAPOINTE: Slowlyyyy.
or, they mic up gareth jones, the media team learns to use the censor beep like their life depends on it
- Part 4 of the loser has to fall
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- English
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- 3,250
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- 1
- AO3:
- #86059806
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Introducing... The Ottawa Foals by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-05-22
LILLIAN: Today we have brought you in to talk about our rookies, or the Centaur Foals as we’re calling them.
ILYA: Foals?
BOYLE: … the name doesn’t really strike fear into the heart of our enemies.
BARRETT: Oh that’s cute, did Harris come up with that? How many meetings did that take?
LILLIAN: Each of you have been paired up with a different rookie to talk about.
or, the social media marketing starts early. to hype up the new rookies (and the old ones) the centaurs start running their PR campaign introducing the new talent that will one day define the centaurs
- Part 3 of the loser has to fall
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- English
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- 5,827
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- Files:
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- AO3:
- #85327686