1 – 4 of 4 Works in Former AO3 Author Luca Haas

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  1. ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ @teegan_without_sarah
    I AM FUCKING CRYING DID EVERYONE FUCKING SEE LUCA HAAS’S FACE WHEN HE GOT DRAFTED

    emilia @errrrmmelia
    can you BLAME HIM imagine thinking you were about to go to san francisco who are on a legendary team rebuild and were two points away from the playoffs and instead you go to FUCKING OTTAWAAAAAAAA

    or, luca’s draft told through everyone else’s eyes

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  2. A group of the rookies surround JONES in a weird circle centering his mic pack. They all lean in as they start singing badly.

    LEVIN: You would not believe your eyes.

    JONES: If ten million fire flies.

    YOUNG: Lit up the world as I fell asleep.

    HOLMBERG: I like to make myself believe.

    VAN DER BIJ: That planet earth turns

    LAPOINTE: Slowlyyyy.

    or, they mic up gareth jones, the media team learns to use the censor beep like their life depends on it

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  3. “He’s the most adulty,” Bee hisses.

    Shane squints at the group. “What have you done?”

    “Nothing!” Young squeaks which immediately means they have done something. “Uhm, just say hypothetically your washing machine is flooding and you try to open it to drain it, suddenly your entire laundry is flooding.”

    “Is the drain hose connected properly?”

    “Don’t look at me!” Arty whines. “Do I look like I know how to fix a drain hose? I don’t— stop looking at me!”

    or, five times shane is contacted by the rookies for adulting and one time he accidentally gives wildly incorrect advice

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  4. LILLIAN: Today we have brought you in to talk about our rookies, or the Centaur Foals as we’re calling them.

    ILYA: Foals?

    BOYLE: … the name doesn’t really strike fear into the heart of our enemies.

    BARRETT: Oh that’s cute, did Harris come up with that? How many meetings did that take?

    LILLIAN: Each of you have been paired up with a different rookie to talk about.

    or, the social media marketing starts early. to hype up the new rookies (and the old ones) the centaurs start running their PR campaign introducing the new talent that will one day define the centaurs

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