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  1. The Centaurs Rookies ask about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov's coming out plans, only to find out that said plans are very, very bad.

    Upon pointing out the flaws in the plans, Shane and Ilya get defensive; insisting that they don't need help from "a bunch of stupid boys".

    Taking this personally, the Rookies then come up with a plan to fix their coming out plans by exposing them to the reality of what the internet is saying about them.

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  2. Following his injury and stay at his parents' house, Shane Hollander is bored out of his mind.

    A conversation with his best friends turned out unsuccessful and when he then talked to his not-yet boyfriend about it, Ilya has the brilliant idea to have him added to the Boston Raiders WAGs group chat.

    Hopefully they can help?

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  3. Ilya Rozanov shocked the Hockey world when it was announced that he signed with the Ottawa Centaurs.
    And now he doesn't just have to navigate a new team, but also living in a new country; very far away from basically everyone.

    The Centaurs learn that there is more to their new teammate, more to his repuation.
    Quickly they warm up to him and give him the family that he needs.

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  4. Marley: maybe he'll reach out to you again
    Marley: i'm optimistic!! 💪
    Marley: roz?
    Marley: hello?
    Marley: did i say something wrong?
    Roz: how do you know?
    Marley: know what?
    Roz: that jane is a man?
    Marley: what?

    In October 2016, Cliff Marlow accidentally becomes the keeper of the biggest secret in the Hockey world. All because of a typo.

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  5. Intricate Rituals by

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    Casey kinda feels like he’s cracked the whole thing wide open here, if he’s being honest. The Centaurs had, after all, gotten drastically better in the last few years, and if he thinks about it, those changes had only seemed to happen once they’d had gay players on the roster. And they only seemed to get better the more they added. Maybe the league had been overlooking what was honestly a fairly well-proven strategy purely out of homophobia, and Casey was only seeing it now because he wasn’t one of those guys that got bothered by that.

    “Actually, if it works so good, maybe we should try it,” Casey realizes.

    This is where it officially goes too far.


    After overhearing a particularly inspiring chirp from Rozanov, Casey Marks of the Vancouver Ravens gets a fantastic idea. If he can convince his linemate Routhier to go along with it, maybe they can finally turn their bottom-rung team into a real contender. And if Casey enjoys every second of it, that’s just because Routhier is objectively hot. Casey is definitely, totally, 100% straight. Totally.

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  6. Shane Hollander was traded to the Ottawa Centaurs without ever being outed. His relationship with Ilya Rozanov is still a secret to most people.
    Everything was going just fine, until they both get added to the Centaurs WAGs group chat.

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  7. “I can’t just make some announcement, ‘hey everyone, Ilya babysat my kids, he’s a great guy!’” Hayden threw his hands up in the air. “I mean, actually you can, sweetie, but I was thinking something more gradual.” ... ... ... The one where Hayden is actually the hero of the story, because Jackie talks him into rehabilitating Ilya’s asshole image by publicly defending him, several times. The reactions to the FanMail are different this time, because of Hayden.

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  8. “That’s wild, man. That is just weird.” Yannic paused. “You really think someone speaks Russian but is hiding it from you and just using it to do nice things for you?”

    “Well, that is the question. Why would anyone do that? Why not just say they speak Russian?” Rodion had been wondering this all morning.

    … … … …

    A side story wherein Shane accidentally reveals that he speaks Russian while still playing for Montreal, which results in a cat and mouse game with a minor leaguer.

    OC Rodion Tsetsov - Laval Arrows minor league center called up to replace a player.

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  9. The same song comes on the playlist that was playing at the club where they had shared the dance that started this whole fantasy for Harris. Troy’s head comes up when he realizes it. He starts dancing. Pulls in Shane by the hips. They both smile, getting into the vibe they had at the club. They kiss while dancing.

    When the song ends, they turn back to the counter and take a slow drink from their glasses.

    “You got plans tonight?” Troy purrs.

    Shane grins on one side of his mouth, looking at Troy’s blue eyes. “I do now.”

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