fixer upper (the boston remix)
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figure out why they broke up
get them back together
get them married so they can never leave each other
and then we never have to deal with 4:30 am bag skates again
Hammersmith: works for me
Hammersmith: all in favor?
St-Simon: Aye aye assistant Captain.
Connors: fuck yeah
Carmuffin: hell yes
in which the boston bears are sick of their captain making them do early morning drills and vow to get him back with his ex, the girl they only know by the name of jane.
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Hammersmith: ALL STARS!!!!!!!!!
they fucking kissed.
rozy fucking kissed hollander on the fucking helmet and the entire world went
hah :) yeah :) they're just rivals:)
Carmicheal: the bestest of rivals :)
Carmicheal: absolutely no hanky panky going on here folks just hatred :)
in which the Bears figure out who Jane really is. and attempt to think of a game plan.
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break up with your boyfriend (we can't wake up early anymore) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-03-02
NO KILLING: you sound so desperate dude
i am desperate
its been five weeks and four days of this shit
i can't fucking take it man
Carl: me neither
Carl: send it
the conversation with rose.
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drunk and totally in love (and fuck this is our circus and therefore it's our problem) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-03-17
Carmicheal: Link: The End of the Hollandry Era - A Power Couple's Unexpected Breakup Shocks Fans
what is this
Carmichael: click it
why
Carmichael: do it
are you trying to hack me???
Carmicheal: no definitely not
you're not convincing
Carmicheal: promise just click
fine
if i get some weird fucking porn virus im blaming you and taking it out on you too
oh
OH SHIT
in which: the bears go to a club, the bears regret going to said club,rose landry comes through in their hour of need, and connors's girlfriend kicks him out of bed.
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they’re talking again, everyone shut the fuck up (this was totally because of us) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-04-23
HELP
FUCK SOMEONE ANYONE PLEASE
ADVICE I BEG OF YOUConnors: JESUS CHRIST MAN I'M HERE IM HERE
Connors: IS ROZY DEAD WTF
Connors: PLEASE TELL ME HE'S NOT DEAD
no. im in the closet
CarMinion: my dude. i love that for you
CarMinion: and i support you, totally, but
CarMinion: does your girlfriend know about this
not like that
literally
i am in a janitorial closet in the hotel bar in tampa bay
Hammersmith: im almost afraid to ask why
bc they're together
hollanov
and they're like, talking
at the bar
roz is wearign the ugliest shirt ever
its bright red hawaiian print
and hollander clearly has no standards, bc he's eyefucking him anyways
in which: the boston bears do their best at Operation: Hollanov in tampa bay, janitorial closets are involved, and there is a guest appearance.
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oh god i didn't mean to (and what if he can't see him?) by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-05-26
oh my god
Connors: it wasn't your fault marly he came out of nowhere you couldn't have anticipated it
oh my god
there was so much blood
i cant fucking breathe
Carmichael: where are you marly
i hurt hollander
fuck i swear i didn't mean to
in which: Shane hollander is injured, subsequent issues are addressed, and one of our main-but-also-somehow-side-characters makes his true debut.
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