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  1. "ilya rozanov let me eat that ass like a fucking sausage mcgrittle" by

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    2026-08-22

    HARRIS: Today you’ll be reading thirst tweets about the other.

    HOLLANDER: No.

    ROZANOV, delighted: Oh! This will be fun.

    HOLLANDER: No way.

    HOLLANDER stands up.

    HOLLANDER: Where’s Barrett? He can do this.

    HOLLANDER actively walks off-set.

    or, in an unreleased video the ottawa centaur's read out thirst tweets in pairs and they all learn quite a lot they probably shouldn't have known about each other

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    AO3:
    #91117126

  2. The Wired Autocomplete Interview by

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    2026-07-26

    HOLMBERG, reading: “Who are the Ottawa Foals?”

    YOUNG: This makes us sound like a YouTube dude-bro house.

    LEVIN: The hottest men in the league.

    JONES: We all know it’s Shane. You know it’s Shane based on the fact you have a [BEEP]in’ poster of him on your door.

    LAPOINTE: The Ottawa Foals is the name of the young core on the Ottawa Centaurs. It is mostly rookie players still on Entry Level Contracts but I am on my extension contract with the Cens. So I’m not a rookie anymore.

    or, the foals do the wired autocomplete interview. luca has a miserable time

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    AO3:
    #89297621

  3. Mic'd Up: Gareth Jones by

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    2026-06-03

    A group of the rookies surround JONES in a weird circle centering his mic pack. They all lean in as they start singing badly.

    LEVIN: You would not believe your eyes.

    JONES: If ten million fire flies.

    YOUNG: Lit up the world as I fell asleep.

    HOLMBERG: I like to make myself believe.

    VAN DER BIJ: That planet earth turns

    LAPOINTE: Slowlyyyy.

    or, they mic up gareth jones, the media team learns to use the censor beep like their life depends on it

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    AO3:
    #86059806

  4. Introducing... The Ottawa Foals by

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    2026-05-22

    LILLIAN: Today we have brought you in to talk about our rookies, or the Centaur Foals as we’re calling them.

    ILYA: Foals?

    BOYLE: … the name doesn’t really strike fear into the heart of our enemies.

    BARRETT: Oh that’s cute, did Harris come up with that? How many meetings did that take?

    LILLIAN: Each of you have been paired up with a different rookie to talk about.

    or, the social media marketing starts early. to hype up the new rookies (and the old ones) the centaurs start running their PR campaign introducing the new talent that will one day define the centaurs

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    AO3:
    #85327686