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  1. Ilya Rozanov Is Definitely Not Allergic to Cats by

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    2026-09-28

    "Shane," Ilya says slowly. "Are you aware you are holding a cat?"

    Shane has the decency to look slightly sheepish, as Ilya steps forward, the kitten peering at him with large green eyes while he reaches out a hesitant hand to lightly brush his finger against the cat's nose.

    "Um, so a funny thing happened," Shane begins, and Ilya knows he's about to launch into a lengthy explanation. "We were out for our jog, and this kitten started running with us, so Anya just gently picked it up by the scruff of its neck and started carrying it, and I couldn't just leave it, you know? And when I took it from Anya it just curled up in my jacket like it knew it was safe, and I know this is kind of impulsive and our lives are crazy, but…" he finally stops and takes a deep breath, his gaze locking with Ilya's. "I think I want to keep this cat."

    Anya wags her tail and barks, and Ilya looks from Shane's endless dark brown eyes down to the striking green ones that close as the kitten yawns so widely Ilya can see all of its tiny baby teeth. It's too cute. He's a goner. 'Fuck', he thinks, 'I'm totally screwed' and then promptly sneezes.

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    AO3:
    #93467586

  2. The Benefits of Friendship by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-09-27

    Shane and Ilya are coming out this summer. First they need to convince the fans that being competitive doesn’t depend on hating each other at all, actually. With a little [a lot] of help from Harris Drover, it’s all going according to plan. [Well, except Ilya keeps saying that being public friends means they're now officially friends with benefits. Shane did not buy Ilya a ring to be demoted to friends with benefits.]
    -----
    The camera tracks Shane and Ilya as they race back up the ice. They cross the finish line in a blur of speed and round on Harris.

    “I don’t-,” Harris says, “It was so tight. Maybe we call it a draw?”

    Ilya throws his arms up. “[Beep], is not a f-[beep]-ing draw, is-”

    “Harris, what the [beep]?” Shane shouts, eyes wide. “What do-”

    The two of them abruptly fall silent.

    “Um, sorry, sorry.” Ilya shrugs.

    Shane flushes. “Sorry, yeah, sorry Harris.”

    “So I’m guessing,” says Harris, “you want a re-do?”

    “Cannot be a tie,” Ilya says at the same time Shane says, “draws aren’t a real thing.”

    Harris can’t help it. He bursts out laughing.

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    Chapters:
    13/13
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    AO3:
    #92708246

  3. Jane, Head WAG by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-09-26

    Cassie:

    btw jane now that ilya is captain this means you’re officially Head WAG 💁🏻‍♀️

    Jane:

    what?

    oh nononono that's not necessary

    Selena:

    sorry girl it's not really a choice

    Or, Ilya tells the Ottawa Centaurs about Jane

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    Chapters:
    12/15
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    1
    AO3:
    #82447391

  4. Getting There by

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    2026-09-24

    Ilya: shane
    Ilya: [image attached - button up silk shirt laid out on a bed]
    Ilya: ???!!!!

    Jane: Why did you send me a picture of your shirt?

    Ilya: [image attached - Ilya’s torso with the shirt on, which is very obviously too small. The buttons will not close and the sleeves are squeezing Ilya’s arms]
    Ilya: why is it fucking ant sized?!?!

    Jane: Oh my god
    Jane: I’m sorry that is hilarious. What happened to your shirt?

    Ilya: you tell me!!!!

    Jane: I mean, it was in your laundry pile, so I probably washed it with the rest of the clothes.

    Ilya: …
    Ilya: shane
    Ilya: please tell me you did not put all my laundry through the machine at home

    OR: Shane and Ilya finally live together after over a decade apart. Turns out living with the love of your life is a lot harder than the movies make it seem.

    (OR: 5 times Shane and Ilya bicker over household things that you never know can piss you off until you are living with someone who does them.)

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    AO3:
    #93197846

  5. Professional Idiots by

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    2026-09-18

    "I am bringing my new boyfriend to practice. But everyone must be nice. He's little bit embarrassed, because of his job."

    "Oh, what does he do? Is he a zamboni driver or something lol?"

    "His day job is in management, but he has a side hustle as a Shane Hollander impersonator. He does birthday parties."

    Ilya is desperate for his amazing new boyfriend to meet his friends. There's just one problem. He's dating famous hockey player Shane Hollander, and he's worried that his LGBTQ+ Beer League teammates will all get starstruck. Instead, he comes up with a solution: Tell them that he's dating a Shane Hollander impersonator, instead of the real thing.

    Sequel to Catfished By Shane Hollander!? (But you don't have to read that to understand this)

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    2/?
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #91391131

  6. Not A Fan by

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    2026-09-09

    @SophiaSkatesBoston:

    I bought a FanMail from Ilya Rozanov for a laugh, thinking it must be an admin error to even have him listed but...

    [Video clip begins]

    Ilya Rozanov stands against a bare white wall, wearing athletic shorts and a tank top.

    “Sophia,” he says, faux serious, “thank you for requesting a birthday video. As you can see, I am taking this all very seriously. I have good neutral background, very plain, very boring. Very professional. Does not contain anything that would make the commissioner very angry. Is just a blank wall, I have checked. Because I consider the set up of my shots. I would hate to send happy birthday video with very big, very distracting secret in the background. Would be very unprofessional, very...”

    [Tap to keep watching]

    @CentaursCentral:

    Oh my God, he did not! I laughed so hard at this I think I pulled something.

    @NHL_OffTheRink:

    If you do one thing on hockey twitter today, let it be watching this video.

    @OttawaAlways:

    Ok but has Hayden Pike seen this yet? Does he know?

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    AO3:
    #92261491

  7. Internet Dad by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
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    2026-09-07

    Shane: Mom.

    Shane: Are you aware that dad has unfettered internet access and is posting how to videos on YouTube calling himself Daddy David?

    Mom: Honey, it's fine. It's not that big of a deal.

    Shane: That might be the most insane thing you've ever said.

    Shane: And I have heard you threaten multiple coaches of mine with bodily harm.

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    AO3:
    #90599611

  8. The Tenant by

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    2026-09-03

    Ilya suddenly cleared his throat, squared his shoulders, lifted his chin with a strange expression and began reciting poetry in Russian.

    Shane's jaw dropped.

    “...anyway, he cut his wrists, wrote this poem with his blood, and hanged himself. What?”

    Shane closed his mouth, shook his head, and finally said,

    “When I came here, I expected a lot of things. I don't know that you'd make me drink litres of vodka or something like that. But not poetry in a cemetery, I admit, I didn't see it coming.”

    ...

    NHL 2012 Lockout. Hollander comes to Moscow to play in the KHL and learns two things: Moscow landlords don't particularly like renting to Asians, and Ilya Rozanov has a spare room.

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    76,048
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #90801026

  9. Ilya Rozanov on Shane Hollander and the Critically Endangered North Atlantic Right Whale by

    Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-09-01

    The morning after the draft, Ilya stared at the headline for far too long. At Hollander’s beaming smile, at his young, innocent happiness, at the terrible hair and big brown eyes and the way he looked in the Bear jersey. Ilya’s colors. Ilya felt a rush of possessiveness that wasn’t at all appropriate. Hollander was so… edible. Ilya wanted to unhinge his jaw like a python and swallow him down.

    He closed his eyes. That wasn’t appropriate. That wasn’t at all appropriate. Hollander was Ilya’s rookie and he was soon to be billeting him. There will be no eating. No nibbling, no gnawing, no gobbling, no swallowing.

    He switched to his texts and tapped the number Keppler had sent him.

    “Hello?” asked Hollander’s tentative voice. Oh, Ilya would not survive this.

    “Hi,” Ilya said, brightly. “Shane Hollander?”

    “Oh,” Hollander said. “Are you… Ilya Rozanov?”

    What about just a tiny nibble? One little nibble on one of those cute cheeks?

    —

    A rookie/ captain fic where captain Ilya billets rookie Shane, Shane is too adorable for words, Ilya finds himself mired in moral quandary, and also there are whales.

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    AO3:
    #91147481

  10. most likely to by

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    2026-08-31

    [Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sit in chairs in the Ottawa Centaurs locker room. Behind them several of their teammates, including Luca Haas, Troy Barrett, Zane Boodram, Wyatt Hayes, Evan Dykstra, Nick Chouinard, Tanner Dillon, and several rookies stand behind them. Shane sits with his arms crossed in the chair, looking slightly uncomfortable, while Ilya appears relaxed with his legs spread wide as he smiles at Shane. Harris Drover's voice can be heard behind the camera.]

    Harris: Alright, everyone, I'm going to ask you questions about who is more likely to do something between Shane and Ilya, and then you'll move behind the one you think the statement most matches, and if you think it equally applies, you can stand in the middle. Sound good?

    [There's a chorus of agreement, except for one loud, 'no' from Shane, and Zane playfully ruffles his hair causing Shane to blush, his scowl lightening slightly.]

    Harris: Great! Okay, here's the first question.

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    AO3:
    #91687116

  11. jane dutch by

    Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-08-29

    Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

    Extras start at chapter 26!

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    28/28
    Files:
    4 versions
    AO3:
    #84865406

  12. Party Traditions by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-08-27

    Ilya and Shane host a party for the start of this year’s Irina Foundation camp.

    --

    “The man doesn’t have any shame, that’s the thing." Marly grins, arm draped over Roz’s shoulders. “Therefore, it can’t be done. Rozy can’t be embarrassed. My money is safe.”

    “Nobody has ever won? Really?” Shane asks, smiling.

    Roz stares across at his husband then shrugs. “You are bluffing. Is fine, go ahead. There is nothing anyway, you can’t win.”

    “Well, I was just thinking,” Hollander says, “that the guys might be interested to hear that you...have a type?” Marly could swear Shane’s eyes glanced in the direction of Scott Hunter. Could swear too that Roz tracked the movement.

    --

    Shane gets competitive. Scott Hunter learns more than he bargained for. Marly is determined to be a really fucking good bro.

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    2/2
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #90938386

  13. Rozy tries: Yoga by

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    2026-08-26

    But then Wyatt is moving closer, and Ilya finds himself pulling faces at the camera, checking with a sideward glance that Shane is still focused on his breathing. Ilya sticks his tongue out at Hazy who struggles to hold back a laugh. “Ilya.” Opposite him, Shane hasn’t moved, palms open on his thighs, one strand of hair falling into his forehead, but Ilya still feels like a school boy who got caught by the strict teacher. “Is Hazy’s fault. He distracted me,” Ilya protests, which earns him a look, just one of Shane’s eyes opening, before he relaxes once more. Or: Ilya has an online show trying out different sports with professional coaches. When his most recent filming partner cancels, he asks Shane to teach him about yoga instead.

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    2/2
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    1
    AO3:
    #91307346

  14. reheating by

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    2026-08-25

    “-moya rybka, I am sorry, sweet girl-” Ilya is saying, on his knees in the middle of their living room and patting the rug near him with what looks like devastation on his face as Anya continues to ignore him, curled up on Shane’s lap instead. Fresh off of several stacked events to fit them into a weekend–because Shane’s mom is nothing if not efficient when it comes to the deals she makes–Ilya got home only a few minutes ago, still in the outfit he’d left his Buzzfeed puppy interview in, which Anya had clearly not appreciated, sniffing him suspiciously after her initial excited greeting and then retreating to Shane immediately when he patted his thigh in welcome.

    Shane is trying not to be obviously enjoying Ilya’s turmoil as much as he is, shifting Anya to lay on her back like a baby in one arm and cooing at her.

    “I know, huh? Papa left and played with who knows how many other dogs, and the whole time you were here missing him. I bet he wasn’t even thinking about you, huh?”

    “Hollander!” Ilya says, sounding scandalized. “Do not tell her that! Is not true!”

    (collection of standalone fics/ficlets prompted by my own tumblr posts) (will update as inspiration strikes)

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    AO3:
    #81626591

  15. "ilya rozanov let me eat that ass like a fucking sausage mcgrittle" by

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    2026-08-22

    HARRIS: Today you’ll be reading thirst tweets about the other.

    HOLLANDER: No.

    ROZANOV, delighted: Oh! This will be fun.

    HOLLANDER: No way.

    HOLLANDER stands up.

    HOLLANDER: Where’s Barrett? He can do this.

    HOLLANDER actively walks off-set.

    or, in an unreleased video the ottawa centaur's read out thirst tweets in pairs and they all learn quite a lot they probably shouldn't have known about each other

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  16. all the ways you drive me crazy. by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-08-17

    “Found you.”

    Hollander closed the folder. “Mr. Rozanov.”

    “I’ve got something for you.”

    Before Shane could ask what he meant, Ilya placed the decorated badge on the counter between them. “Your ID badge.”

    Shane looked first at the badge clipped to his white coat, then at the one lying on the counter.

    “…My ID badge?”

    Or

    Where Shane is temporarily transferred to the pediatric ward after the previous anesthesiologist quits, only to find himself dealing with a crazy, curly-haired blonde nurse who already had his eyes on him.

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    AO3:
    #90070021

  17. Forever home by ,

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    2026-08-16

    Ilya has talked to a lot of people during his time at the shelter. They come here, they fall in love with animals, and feel sympathy for their situation. It is so easy to see the emotions in their expression, in how their brows furrowing or smiles dance around their mouths. He usually focuses on the animals he works with, not the people coming here, but he cannot stop himself from following Anya as she makes her way towards the guy currently watching the guinea pigs. He is less expressive, as if he is holding back feelings towards the creatures around him, but Ilya is convinced that there is deep emotion in the depths of his eyes, as he looks at Anya. He sees the way his dark eyes sparkle like cool pools of water in the moonlight and Ilya needs to pull himself from their depths to answer his question without looking like a fool. ___ Or: Ilya owns an animal shelter. Shane is suddenly very motivated to do volunteer work. This fic is finished. We will be posting chapters on Sundays and Wednesdays

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    AO3:
    #86710226

  18. *Hollander by

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    2026-08-16

    [Two men in suits sit behind a sports desk in the Canadian Tire Centre. The arena behind them is full as players begin to circle on the ice for warmups.]

    Johnny: Good evening, everyone, and welcome to the Canadian Tire Centre for the home opener of the Ottawa Centaurs. I'm Johnny Bernard.

    Martin: And I'm Martin Thomas. We're glad you're here with us for what appears is already shaping up to be interesting evening.

    Johnny: Yes, it's been a wild few months in the hockey world with the outing of Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov and then Shane Hollander signing with Ottawa. And here tonight, the players took to the ice a few moments ago, and it appears Ilya Rozanov is wearing a jersey that says 'Hollander' on the back.

    Martin: He was also announced as Ilya Hollander. There's been no comment or announcement from the team regarding the name and there doesn't seem to be anyone else who's name is different, so we're not really sure what's going on with that.

    Johnny: Is Rozanov just showing support? Did they get married? Was he adopted? We're really in the dark here.

    Martin: We really are, and I can't imagine the League will be thrilled about this however it shakes out.

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    #90667031

  19. Four Out of Five Dentists by

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    2026-08-11

    Four out of five dentists recommend not getting into a seven-year situationship. They also recommend brushing your teeth before making out with your MLH rival in a hotel room the summer before your rookie season.

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    The story of Heated Rivalry retold in little scenes. The unseen befores and the unseen afters.

    A 5 + 1 type fic. (Way more than) five times that Shane brushes his teeth alone. And the one time he doesn’t.

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    8,392
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    AO3:
    #90316261

  20. Husband Shenanigans by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-08-11

    Now that Shane is officially a player on the Ottawa Centaurs, Ilya demands to be added to the WAG chat too.
    Chaos ensues.

    Language:
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    Words:
    10,014
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83190836
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