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  1. "ilya rozanov let me eat that ass like a fucking sausage mcgrittle" by

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    2026-08-22

    HARRIS: Today you’ll be reading thirst tweets about the other.

    HOLLANDER: No.

    ROZANOV, delighted: Oh! This will be fun.

    HOLLANDER: No way.

    HOLLANDER stands up.

    HOLLANDER: Where’s Barrett? He can do this.

    HOLLANDER actively walks off-set.

    or, in an unreleased video the ottawa centaur's read out thirst tweets in pairs and they all learn quite a lot they probably shouldn't have known about each other

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  2. Coordinated Attack by

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    2026-04-14

    The third year of ESPN’s #2019NHLSexiestPlayer poll gets derailed … and the internet finds out something new about Shane Hollander.

    @datemedaddy | Well I thought @ShaneHollander couldn’t be hotter and I’m not afraid to admit I was wrong #TeamShane #ShaneHollander

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  3. thirst tweets: centaurs edition by

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    2026-01-12

    [Shane fishes around the bowl before pulling out a scrap of paper. He clears his throat and begins to read aloud.] Shane: I want Shane Hollander to- Shane: [looking up at the camera. His expression is shocked.] Oh my God? Shane: [speaking to someone off camera] Are you sure I can say this on camera? Harris: [off camera] Yes. Shane: Okay. Shane: [takes a deep breath]. Shane: I want Shane Hollander to f*ck me so hard I get sent to A&E. Shane: [blushing] Harris are you sure this is appropriate for the team social media? Shane: [frowning] Aren’t there any tweets about hockey or something? (the centaurs read thirst tweets)

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  4. Hockey Stars Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov Read Thirst Tweets by

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    2026-01-10

    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov reading Thirst Tweets with Buzzfeed!

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  5. Respectfully, I would sit on his face by

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    2022-06-30

    “You know you don’t have to do this,” Harris said as they walked from the car to the arena, Chiron prancing along in front of them. “I’m doing it,” Troy said. “Okay. But you don’t have to.” “Harris. I’ll survive reading whatever weird, dirty tweets you found,” Troy argued. “You think I’ve never seen thirst tweets?” In which the Centaurs read thirst tweets and it goes about how you'd expect.

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  6. Ilya's Hot Girl Summer by

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    2022-06-22

    “So I want you to tell me what’s wrong with this,” Harris said, pushing a printed-out screenshot of a tweet toward Ilya. Ilya glanced at it. His lips quirked up into a grin. “It says ‘Happy Pride Month,’” Ilya said. “What is wrong with that?” Harris dragged a hand over his face. “The problem,” Harris said, “is that it says ‘#BeGayDoCrime’ after that.”

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  7. Coordinated Attack by

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