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“Such a good boy,” Ilya says suddenly.
He’s surprised. Ilya likes to taunt him in bed the same way he taunts Shane on the ice; by being cocky, mean, and a little bit cruel. He enjoys getting a rise out of Shane while Shane likes to pretend to be annoyed by it. It’s a thing they do.
This is not their thing.
Or, Shane finds it difficult to ask for what he wants. Ilya has no problems understanding him anyway.
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- 1
- AO3:
- #90362726
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Now that Shane is officially a player on the Ottawa Centaurs, Ilya demands to be added to the WAG chat too.
Chaos ensues.- Part 2 of Hollanov/Centaurs Texting/WAG Fics
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- English
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- 10,014
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- 7/?
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- 1
- AO3:
- #83190836
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lost in translation by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-07
Ilya Rozanov has a gift.
He can speak to animals, which has earned him an incredibly successful career as a pet psychic, and far too much information about what people do when they think their pets aren’t watching.
Shane Hollander has a problem.
His cat, Pork, is permanently miserable. After exhausting every sensible option, Shane turns to the supernatural for assistance.
After their first appointment, Pork grows visibly happier - his cat’s found a hobby and renewed sense of purpose for achieving his only goal: to destroy Ilya for good.
- Language:
- English
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- 41,419
- Chapters:
- 4/?
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #89337011
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Between a Rock Climber and a Hard Place by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-08-04
There, in an overhung area that had been initially blocked from view, was what could only be described as a Greek god in Adidas track pants and La Sportiva Solutions. The god was hanging off a purple sloper with his left arm, shaking out and chalking up casually with his right. Shane barely noticed himself taking a few steps forward as he squinted at the grade. V9. Shane watched as the climber matched his hands and then carefully rotated on his toe to dip his left hand back into the chalk bag swinging at his hips. A little puff of chalk exploded out onto the man’s bare lower back, an area Shane had been trying to ignore, as he always tried to ignore the muscled backs of the bros who tore off their shirt as soon as they got in the gym. His eyes drifted upward, taking in the impressive lats, flexing and glistening with a sheen of sweat, and all the way up to the tousled blonde hair...
What the fuck. Was that…? Shane blanched as he realized that he recognized the climber. He wasn’t a Greek god at all. He was Russian. And not a god either, but that was besides the point. It was Ilya Rozanov, the top male youth boulderer in Russia, winner of last year’s IFSC Youth World Championship, where Shane had gotten 4th place.
- Part 1 of Climbing Without Protection
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- English
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- 108,862
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- 23/23
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- 1
- AO3:
- #82153141
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shane has spent his whole life learning to watch closely—from the ice, from a hospital bed, and now from the bench of the boston bears, where observation is his entire job.
until one day, someone started watching him back, and changed everything.
the final installment of the whump series, set six years later.
- Part 3 of the whump series
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- English
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- 68,627
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- 4/4
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #88816001
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Hard to Breathe by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
2026-08-03
Sequel to Breathing Room
Ilya Rozanov has spent five years holding Shane Hollander at arm’s length - not because he didn’t love him, but because he loved him too much to ask him to risk everything for something that could fall apart. He was good at that: the careful distance, the walls that looked like indifference, the way he’d learned to be close without being close. He’d had a lot of practice.
What he didn’t have practice for was what came after he was done lying to himself. He didn’t have practice for this - for something warm and bright and absolutely terrifying. Something that fits in the spaces between games and cities and the distance between Boston and Raleigh. Something that makes Ilya think, for the first time in a long time, that maybe the risk is worth it.
He just needs to figure out what to do with it all before their careers swallow them whole
He doesn’t get the chance to think about it for very long.
- Part 2 of The Distance Between Us
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- English
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- 137,840
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- 10/11
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- 1
- AO3:
- #85730431
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Must Be a Goalie Thing by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-02
Shane Hollander is the most sought-after goalie on the market in the 2015 offseason. The Bears are thrilled when they get the steal of the decade by signing him out from under Montreal. It’s even cooler that their captain is so close with Hollander. The two are like, best friends or platonic soulmates or something.
Alternatively: 5 times the Boston Bears should’ve guessed that Hollander and Rozanov were totally gay for each other + 1 time when everyone knew (Except Carmy).
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- English
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- 14,545
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #89731826
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possibility by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-07-31
[An image of Ilya Rozanov in his full Centaurs hockey gear sitting on the team bench. He's leaning forward on the boards, his arms creating a pillow for his head, as he smiles so widely, all of his teeth are shown and his eyes are closed.]
@centaurshockey Don't forget, our Captain is taking over our socials this week! We have no idea what he's going to do, but there's a pretty good possibility things will get interesting, and we have our lawyers on standby ❤️
___Or Ilya asks the Centaurs if they would fight someone for him…but the someone is Harris Drover.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #89568751
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Shane was the first omega ever drafted into the NHL. His designation usually considered only good for two things: breeding and mating — and most people didn’t even think male omegas were worthy of the latter. He had a lot to prove. And he really couldn’t afford distractions. Especially when those distractions came in the form of a cocky Russian alpha.
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- AO3:
- #86632731
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“Uh.” Shane drags his knuckles against his knee. “So you remember how we sort of, like, had sex, right?” “Yes, of course. You think I forget this? Forget you?” “No, no, I just…” Shane’s having trouble remembering how he and his mom had rehearsed this. “Did you wear a condom?” - or: ilya accidentally knocks shane up
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #89396116
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Spend the Day With Shane Hollander by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-07-27
[Anya dances on her back legs, expression excited as Shane grabs his phone and they walk out the door. The video cuts to footage of Shane's legs running with Anya beside him, and then to the two of them sitting on the front steps of a large house. Shane's face and chest are sweaty, and he wipes at the hair on his forehead as he takes a long drink of water.]
Shane: Hi, um, I'm Shane Hollander, which you probably already know if you're seeing this, but I've been asked to do this day in the life thing? I don't really know what I'm doing, and I'm honestly kind of annoyed I have to keep setting my phone up and walking into rooms like I haven't already been there, but you know. Anything for the team, right?
[He looks at Anya, and she barks before licking at the sweat on his face. Shane halfheartedly tries to push her off, but laughs at her antics before he speaks again.]
Shane: So, anyway. Come spend the day with me and my husband if you want.
- Part 2 of Spend the Day With Me
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- AO3:
- #89315451
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Shane gets approximately ten minutes of feeling blissful and content after Ilya Rozanov leaves his apartment-
-and then he has to bolt to the bathroom to get ill with a violence he hasn’t experienced since he was still conditioning for the season as a rookie.
In the aftermath, he runs a cold washcloth over his face while swishing his mouth out and tries to convince himself that it had to have just been something he ate.
He wonders if he should text Rozanov and give him a warning, but having to send a, “Thanks for taking my virginity, by the way I just puked my guts up and you might have caught whatever this is from me” doesn’t really seem like it’s a very sexy follow-up text to get from someone. As a “congrats on getting fucked” present to himself in honor of the occasion, he decides he’ll chalk it up to the sudden release of nerves and only send the text if it lasts past the night.
(shane is EXTREMELY sensitive to nicotine) (the problem with this? he isn't actually aware of it and thus doesn't understand why fucking ilya rozanov sometimes makes him sick afterwards)
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"If you need a cat, and you deserve a cat, the universe will make sure that a cat finds you. That's the Cat Distribution System at work," the woman explains.
"But I don't need a cat," Shane says, baffled.
"Are you sure?" the bearded guy says, looking down at the box, where Shane is still stroking the kitten's head.
"Yes?" Shane says, frowning as the kitten rubs its small, bewhiskered cheek against his finger.
Shane finds a stray kitten; Ilya not so slowly loses his mind.
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- #85414736
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truth will out by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-07-21
[Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander sit together in a sterile interrogation room. There’s a height chart on the wall behind them, and a harsh light hangs overhead. Next to them on the table is a polygraph machine.]
Producer: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander.
Shane: Yes.
Ilya: Yes, those are our names. See how truthful I’m already being?
Shane: You’re not even hooked up to anything yet.
Ilya: I’m just establishing how honest I am before we start.
Producer: Well, that’s good because you’re both here to take a lie detector test. The way this works is that one of you will be hooked up to the machine while the other asks questions, and then you’ll switch. Judd [the camera switches to show a man with glasses and stark white hair sitting at the polygraph machine] will be reading your results in real time. Shane, you’ll go first.
Shane: Goody.
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #88945636
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Ilya has two problems.
The first is that his best friend is freshly single and needs to get laid. The second is that Ilya is having some...weird feelings about it.
These are completely platonic and heterosexual concerns for his friend, of course.
(or a college au featuring shane and ilya as best friends, and shane as ilya's bisexual awakening)
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- English
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- 52,369
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- 7/7
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- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #88327651
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daddy's back by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-07-18
Shane: You all seriously want to do this?
Shane: Like you know this is going to be on the internet forever, right?
Ilya: Sorry everyone.
Ilya: He still has this weird sense of self-preservation.
Ilya: We're working on it.
Bood: Come on, Hollander.
Bood: It'll be fun!
Bood: We'll all look like idiots together.
Shane: That's not as comforting as you think it is.
Evan: Is there a limit on the number of rainbows and dicks that can be on the shirt?
Evan: Asking for the person I'm buying for who maybe definitely is named Shane Hollander.
Shane: I hate all of you.
Ilya: See you at the airport!! ✈️👕🏒
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- #88723891
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Welcome, Shane Hollander! by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-07-16
[A 2020 photo of Shane Hollander lifting the Stanley Cup above his head.]
@NHLInsider Shane Hollander is officially an Unrestricted Free Agent. Rumors are swirling about a possible departure after his romantic relationship with Ottawa captain Ilya Rozanov was revealed less than two months ago. Will he stay in Montreal or head for icier pastures? Click on the link in our bio for all the insider analysis of where he might end up next.
Posted July 1 at 10:51 AM
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@hatrickzzz Hoping he finally goes to a place that appreciates him!@love2puck he’ll be lucky if anyone wants to touch him after all this mess. what a distraction.
@hockeywhore @love2puck the only distraction is how terribly he’s been treated by his team and the league. Wouldn’t blame him one bit if he walked away from the game altogether.
@zambonisrevenge There’s no way he’s going to Ottawa…right?
@blackandred As much as I want him here, there’s no fucking way.
@ilyarozanoff Whatever team he winds up at, I’m sure the announcement video will be EPIC.
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- #88629351
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cup runneth over by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-07-12
[Seven members of the Ottawa Centaurs stand in the backyard of Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov. Each of the men holds a bag of candy as they joke with each other while Harris Drover sets up the shot. The sun is beginning to dip in the sky behind them, and the Stanley Cup sits on a makeshift stand made out of a cushioned lawn chair. Shane hovers close to the cup, and can be seen eyeing it with concern as Ilya watches him with amusement.]
Shane: That doesn’t look very stable. We could have at least dragged the patio table out here.
Ilya: It’s fine, sweetheart.
Shane: I know, but it’s my day with the cup, I don’t want anything to happen to it.
Ilya: Bood seasoned jerk chicken in there, yesterday. I think it will survive a little trauma candy salad dump in our backyard.
Shane: That feels like a famous last words kind of scenario.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- AO3:
- #88421441
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I Swore Eyes Were Made to Cry, But You're the First Person That I've Seen, Who's Proven That Might Be a Lie by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-07-11
Rewrite or expansion on the Hospital Scene after Shane get taken out by Marleau.
Or
Shane being floaty as fuck and Ilya fighting himself.
- Language:
- English
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- 2,051
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #88326181
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Ten Easy Steps to Being a Good Boyfriend by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-07-09
After the cottage, Shane panic-googles how to be a good boyfriend and follows every step.
Ilya becomes increasingly convinced Shane is about to break up with him.
- Language:
- English
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- 1/1
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- 1
- AO3:
- #88244856