Summary:

[Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander sit together in a sterile interrogation room. There’s a height chart on the wall behind them, and a harsh light hangs overhead. Next to them on the table is a polygraph machine.]

Producer: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander. 

Shane: Yes.

Ilya: Yes, those are our names. See how truthful I’m already being?

Shane: You’re not even hooked up to anything yet. 

Ilya: I’m just establishing how honest I am before we start. 

Producer: Well, that’s good because you’re both here to take a lie detector test. The way this works is that one of you will be hooked up to the machine while the other asks questions, and then you’ll switch. Judd [the camera switches to show a man with glasses and stark white hair sitting at the polygraph machine] will be reading your results in real time. Shane, you’ll go first.

Shane: Goody.