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    2026-10-10

    “I’m not sure of the exact reasons Montreal has, but the League needs a distraction from the bad press.” Laurenti’s face twists with disapproval. “Crowell’s known to be friendly with the Morin family, they own the Metros. Crowell must have asked for a favor and who knows what he’s promised them in return. Who better to distract from a scandal than Canada’s favorite son?”

    The realization hits Ilya like a punch to the solar plexus.

    “They’re trading Shane fucking Hollander?” Reilly questions with utter disbelief. It takes a half second more before he follows the question with another. “We’re signing him?”

    -

    News that Dallas Kent, up and coming star center for the Toronto Guardians, is wanted for murder breaks during the Sochi Olympics.

    Neither Shane nor Ilya have any idea that it will change their lives.

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    6/8
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    1
    AO3:
    #82080616
  2. -----
    A shoulder injury sees Ilya retire two years before his husband. Too much time on his hands means Ilya falls down the well-trodden path of too much childhood trauma leading to a lot of therapy leading to becoming a stand-up comedian.
    -----

    LAZY • 1 hour of comedy by Ilya ROZANOV

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - ‘Highly entertaining.’

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - ‘Very funny, surprisingly insightful.’

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - ‘Queer, loud and very, very funny.’

    ⭐️ - ‘Technically competent show but extremely arrogant and somewhat debauched.’

    -----
    That leads to both another round of laughter and a cheer. On stage, Ilya grins.

    “Yes, but I knew even then that staying in Russia was maybe a very bad idea. Because queer and Russian is recipe for very traditional Russian tragedy, yes? Which, generally speaking, are not good.” Ilya holds up a hand, counting on his fingers. “Napoleonic Wars, Stalingrad, Chernobyl, getting caught sucking cock with your Coach’s son. All of these would be bad, no? Very high body counts, probably.”

    There’s a lot of laughter now. In the front row, Svetlana wipes at her eyes, shoulders shaking.

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    AO3:
    #94265106
  3. Simple Learning by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-10-10

    In late October, Ilya picks up some kind of freakish Canadian flu that dogs him into November.

    It is the weirdest shit. He has to duck out of practice because his nose starts bleeding twice in one week and he wakes up in a hotel in Columbus with another one that leaves stains on the pillow. On the flight back to Ottawa, Hazy drops into the seat next to Ilya midflight and asks, "This isn't, like, a cocaine thing, right?"

    Ilya laughs so hard it's probably a little rude.

    They have a plan. Ilya's body has a different plan.

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    18/20
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    1
    AO3:
    #81976711
  4. Summer, 2021. Shane Hollander is Major League Hockey's hottest free agent. MLH fans and organizations alike must grapple with their expectations: Hollander is not the young man the league discarded in 2017, for better or worse. There is more to his life than hockey, even if he says frustratingly little about his boyfriend, another player known only as Lily.

    When the Ottawa Centaurs lace up for the 2021-2022 season with a stacked lineup, failure is not an option. What the world believes to be the newest iteration of a longstanding rivalry just might be hockey's greatest love story.

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    119,812
    Chapters:
    36/36
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #83150341
  5. Go tell Aunt Rhody,
    Go tell Aunt Rhody,
    Go tell Aunt Rhody
    That the old gray goose everybody is dead.

    [RECORDING STARTS]

    [Keypad tone]

    Hello, you have reached Ilya Rozanov. If you are here to tell me about ghosts, I don't care, so don't bother leaving a message.
    [muffled voice in the background]
    What do you mean I have-is not rude, I'm not lying, I really don't ca-okay, fine. Fine. Do over.

    [Keypad tone]

    Hello, you have reached Ilya Rozanov. If you are here to tell me about ghosts, I have just been informed I am contractually obligated to care. Please tell me everything, I am just so interested. Anyway if you are here to tell me about werewolves, you can stay. Leave message and I will get back to you for real this time.
    Okay bye.

    [RECORDING ENDS]

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  6. “That was a good one,” Ilya said, stretching his arms above his head. “Fuck, you fucked a cramp into my back.”

    “I fucked a cramp into your back?”

    “Yes,” Ilya said, raising an eyebrow. “What, you are trying to say you are a pillow princess?”

    Shane scoffed. “You’ll never hear me take any of those words in my mouth.”

    Shane, Ilya and a series of conversations in bed.

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    AO3:
    #94307086
  7. If you’re wondering what the fuck happened to Scott Hunter, the answer is this: a series of cascading catastrophic decisions. A domino effect, a Rube Goldberg machine that starts at a club in Ibiza and ends with him eating a Montreal bagel on the floor.

    In which Scott Hunter accepts a trade to Montreal, just as Shane Hollander is named captain.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #83599986
  8. Shane Hollander runs from Ilya’s penthouse like he’s escaping a crime scene. Ten days later, he’s dating Rose Landry. Shortly after that, a gay scandal in the NBL ends a man’s career overnight.

    Ilya takes the hint. Being Ilya Rozanov, he takes it personally.

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    72,382
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #85470856
  9. asleep inside by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-10-09

    Rozanov says, "you always keep your mark covered," and Shane desperately wishes they were back to talking about women.

    "Yup," he agrees and takes a drink from the ginger ale in his hand just to have something to do. He's going to have to start pretending like it's still got liquid in it soon, if this continues.

    "The women I am with always want to see if we are soulmates, they do not do this with you?" Rozanov is staring at him again, right hand raised so that Shane can see the colors shift red and teal and yellow and pink and green and his left hand still down his fucking pants.

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    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #94256926
  10. For nine years, Wilner Joseph drove the enemy to his hero's front door.

    The back door. It was the back door for a long time.

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    1/1
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    AO3:
    #94290596
  11. It was a Friday when the video dropped.

    “What is happening?” He asked St Simon, who was holding his phone tight to his chest, his expression odd. “Someone has died?” 

    Across the room he could see Marlow moving slowly upright from where he had been doing floor stretches, his phone in his hand as well, his face pinched. 

    “It’s Hollander,” St Simon said. 

    The bottom of Ilya’s stomach fell out, closely followed by the rest of Ilya’s organs. His chest hurt so acutely that he thought he must be having a heart attack. 

    “Not dead,” St Simon added quickly, reaching out to grab Ilya’s shoulder when Ilya’s knees actually buckled. “Jesus, sorry. I should have - no it’s just -” 

    “Someone tell me what the fuck is going on,” Ilya snapped, “and everyone else shut up.” 

    Marlow reached him now, held his phone out to Ilya, open already to an article with a headline huge enough Ilya could easily make out the HOLLANDER blaring out of it even before his eyes focused and he took the phone from Marlow. 

    A video is posted online, for Shane it feels like a death sentence. For some parts of him, it is.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #88103846
  12. Shane didn’t know but Ilya liked to observe the iridescent stains it left on his skin in the mirror of the bathroom, his fingertips caressing his skin gently, slowly.

    He liked the view of his body splattered in glitters, knowing it was Shane’s come—his claim.

    Shane tries to get his boyfriend drunk to know his species and gets more than what he bargained for.

    And Ilya realises that his boyfriend’s come is 1) glittery 2) an aphrodisiac 3) smells and tastes like fruity juice.

    Or, alternatively : none of them is human, but they sure can get drunk.

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    AO3:
    #94175546
  13. Shane Hollander enters his rookie season focused on one thing only: playing the best damn hockey he can, and earning a spot in history as one of the greatest players in the league. Standing between him and his goal is Boston’s own promising young rookie, Alexei Rozanov.

    Shane doesn’t particularly care about having a rival, but Rozanov seems as good a choice as any. He’s rude, arrogant, obnoxious off the ice and frustrating on it. And he’s pretty damn good at hockey.

    Unfortunately, he also has a younger brother, who Shane finds much more interesting.

    The Hollander-Rozanov rivalry is alive and well. And caught in the middle of it, is Ilya.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #94197561
  14. Jane Rated You by

    Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-10-08

    “What the fuck is this?”

    “Ahhh, is where I can see all my ratings and reviews from rides I’ve given,” Ilya said, winked, “rides on my dick.”

    Shane blinked at him. “What.”

    “Is silly app,” Ilya said, turned the phone back to himself, and then clicked into Svetlana’s latest review - just the preview of it in which it showed she’d given him five stars and a tip, as well as leaving a photo - and then turned the phone back to Shane. “My friend made for me as silly present. Sometimes I share with people I fuck, and they rate me. Is funny.”

    This is a silly fic that takes itself seriously. Ilya has a app to rate him in bed, and Shane is mad, horny, and also going to fill out his ride reviews every single time with dedication and focus.

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    259,336
    Chapters:
    36/36
    Files:
    3 versions
    AO3:
    #88653956
  15. “I wasn’t accusing you,” the reporter says, and Ilya’s shark smile grows even wider, and Harris thinks, uh-oh.

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    1/1
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    1
    AO3:
    #94188816

  16. Now an official couple, Shane and Ilya have three meals together and with others.

    Set in the middle of, immediately after, and some time after the epilogue of Into the Blue.

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    3/3
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #91690936
  17. Shane Hollander is a former professional cyclist who now owns a bike shop in Colorado. Ilya Rozanov, the tattoo artist who owns the shop next door, thinks boy scout Shane Hollander should take a ride on his motorcycle instead. But what starts out as a casual fling can't stay that way for long--not once Shane and Ilya discover the depths of their chemistry (and Ilya the many benefits of little spandex shorts). Both of them have been hurt before, and the only way to move forward is to get over their pasts. It's a hill climb in both directions, but if Shane Hollander can do anything, it's push himself to endure the burn when he knows the ride home will be that much more satisfying.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #87614396
  18. Shane Hollander begins his NHL career unchallenged when Ilya Rozanov enters the KHL after World Juniors. One season of being allowed to terrorize the ice and the Winner’s Room is enough for Boston to drag Ilya out of Russia.

    What they had not accounted for in releasing a second generational talent into the league was that not all predators are solitary. Ilya may want to bring Hollander to his knees, but he wants to present the defeat of an inferior player to his feet first.

    He just has to convince Hollander to let him.

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    114,576
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #81434161
  19. Shane, Ilya, and Rose all happen to be wishing for semi-related things at the exact moment a drunk witch wanders into the club bathroom, which is how Ilya ends up as a dog for the night

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    1/1
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #94168926
  20. Penelope (Dill)
    Omg get on with it, Cass!

    Cassie (Bood)
    Thank you
    Now, we must behave ourselves, ladies
    We have royalty in our midst

    Arden (Pointy)
    What the hell are you on about, Cassie?

    Cassie (Bood) has added Jane (Rozy) to the conversation

    Jane (Rozy)
    Uhh
    What is this?
    ______________
    or; "Jane" gets added to the Ottawa WAGs chat after Ilya drunkenly tells his teammates about "her"
    or or; Shane Hollander in his WAG era

    Language:
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    34,991
    Chapters:
    18/20
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #85301686
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