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  1. Go Tell Aunt Rhody by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
    • M
    • ?

    2026-10-09

    Go tell Aunt Rhody,
    Go tell Aunt Rhody,
    Go tell Aunt Rhody
    That the old gray goose everybody is dead.

    [RECORDING STARTS]

    [Keypad tone]

    Hello, you have reached Ilya Rozanov. If you are here to tell me about ghosts, I don't care, so don't bother leaving a message.
    [muffled voice in the background]
    What do you mean I have-is not rude, I'm not lying, I really don't ca-okay, fine. Fine. Do over.

    [Keypad tone]

    Hello, you have reached Ilya Rozanov. If you are here to tell me about ghosts, I have just been informed I am contractually obligated to care. Please tell me everything, I am just so interested. Anyway if you are here to tell me about werewolves, you can stay. Leave message and I will get back to you for real this time.
    Okay bye.

    [RECORDING ENDS]

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
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    Files:
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    AO3:
    #94303671