Summary:

Shane didn’t know but Ilya liked to observe the iridescent stains it left on his skin in the mirror of the bathroom, his fingertips caressing his skin gently, slowly.

He liked the view of his body splattered in glitters, knowing it was Shane’s come—his claim.

Shane tries to get his boyfriend drunk to know his species and gets more than what he bargained for.

And Ilya realises that his boyfriend’s come is 1) glittery 2) an aphrodisiac 3) smells and tastes like fruity juice.

Or, alternatively : none of them is human, but they sure can get drunk.