Evidence of Things that Shouldn't Exist

Works:
2
Complete:
No
Words:
8,945
  1. Go tell Aunt Rhody,
    Go tell Aunt Rhody,
    Go tell Aunt Rhody
    That the old gray goose everybody is dead.

    [RECORDING STARTS]

    [Keypad tone]

    Hello, you have reached Ilya Rozanov. If you are here to tell me about ghosts, I don't care, so don't bother leaving a message.
    [muffled voice in the background]
    What do you mean I have-is not rude, I'm not lying, I really don't ca-okay, fine. Fine. Do over.

    [Keypad tone]

    Hello, you have reached Ilya Rozanov. If you are here to tell me about ghosts, I have just been informed I am contractually obligated to care. Please tell me everything, I am just so interested. Anyway if you are here to tell me about werewolves, you can stay. Leave message and I will get back to you for real this time.
    Okay bye.

    [RECORDING ENDS]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,927
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #94303671
  2. [establishing encrypted connection...]

    [routing through Tor...]

    [verifying key...]

    [opening Proton...]

    connection secured.

    Hello Ilya Rozanov (fuckthewinchesters@proton.me).
    You have 4872 unread messages.
    Wanna do something about them?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #94579511