Summary:

Go tell Aunt Rhody,
Go tell Aunt Rhody,
Go tell Aunt Rhody
That the old gray goose everybody is dead.

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[Keypad tone]

Hello, you have reached Ilya Rozanov. If you are here to tell me about ghosts, I don't care, so don't bother leaving a message.
[muffled voice in the background]
What do you mean I have-is not rude, I'm not lying, I really don't ca-okay, fine. Fine. Do over.

[Keypad tone]

Hello, you have reached Ilya Rozanov. If you are here to tell me about ghosts, I have just been informed I am contractually obligated to care. Please tell me everything, I am just so interested. Anyway if you are here to tell me about werewolves, you can stay. Leave message and I will get back to you for real this time.
Okay bye.

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