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  1. There is a part of Zane—the part of him that’s been on Ottawa his entire professional career and so is very used to nothing ever going Ottawa’s way—that feels like Ottawa’s the dog being treated to one last perfect day before it’s sent up to a farm upstate.

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    AO3:
    #92743036
  2. Even after getting married, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are still a secret. No one, aside from their most trusted people, knows about their relationship.

    Sick of hiding, they make a plan to soft launch their relationship for the world to lose its mind about it.

    If that goes as smoothly as they plan it, is for their future selves to find out.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    1
    AO3:
    #82854666
  3. “Good, well then that brings me to the real topic of conversation.” Another sigh from Coach Wiebe, “As I’m sure you’ve already guessed, those highlighted names have been offered rookie contracts and they’ve each expressed interest in living with a vet for their first year.”

    Ilya felt his heart fall into his stomach, afraid of the next words to come out of his Coach’s mouth.

    “We asked the rookies who they’d like to live with and, well, LaPointe wanted to board with you, Chouinard. And Young with you, Bood,” Wiebe then turned to Ilya who had frozen on the spot, “And Roz, Haas wants to live with you.”

    Bood and Chouinard chuckled as they watched Ilya’s eyes widen in horror.

     

    OR

     

    Luca Haas was drafted 2nd overall by the Ottawa Centaurs in 2018. Two years later, he anxiously moved halfway across the world to play his rookie season with the team. He requested to live with Ilya Rozanov and they slowly became family.

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    36/36
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    1
    AO3:
    #78592636
  4. Balls by

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    2026-09-17

    Shane is nineteen and straight in a dick-loving way (obviously), until Ilya finds a gift on his left nut... leading him to lose a ball, and in turn, gain an Ilya so much earlier in life. Be warned, this is tough subject matter delivered with the utmost respect... but also a hell of a lot of humor and laughs.

    Come for a ride and see where life could have taken Shane and Ilya if they had figured their shit out at nineteen, and not twenty-six, with a supportive cast of characters and teammates. It will make you laugh, and cry... and get a little gooey.

    PS: Check your balls if you've got 'em

     

    David had refused to let Ilya take an Uber back to the hotel, so now Ilya was trapped in a small SUV, with his blowjob-buddy’s dad, after not only revealing to the poor guy that his son had an appreciation for Russian cock, but also that his balls were all kinds of fucked up. What a Tuesday.

    “He’s going to undersell what’s happening to him.” David said finally, glancing at Ilya. “You’ve seen them, obviously, right?”

    Yes, David Hollander. I’ve fondled your son’s balls and swallowed his cum like it was champagne. “Yes.” Ilya said instead.

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    Chapters:
    23/23
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    1
    AO3:
    #89181691
  5. Shane is enjoying his Rookie Year with the Metros. He's Number 1 draft and everyone thinks he's Hockey's golden boy with high expectations.

    On his 18th birthday his teammates take him somewhere that awakens something he'd been denying for too long.

    Meeting Professional Dom Ilya Rozanov meant he couldn't deny it anymore.

    Ilya has learned never to get attached , it will only lead to heart break, but his favorite Hockey player just walked into his club.

    Soon they realise they are no longer client/service provider.

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    Chapters:
    22/22
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #87981336
  6. Box office manager Gabriella Marchaud returns from vacation to find her work best friend Ilya Rozanov spiraling into a playoff-induced depression.

    To pull him back from the brink, she devises a ridiculous plan: lure him back to Ottawa for a night of glitter, drunken chaos, and the transformative power of Eurovision.

    But she can't do it alone. She needs a team of hockey players willing to learn the sacred art of Europe's greatest cultural event—through 67 pages of history, two semi finals of training, and the kind of ridiculous joy that might just save Ilya from himself.

    Or

    Gabriella recruits the Centaurs into watching Eurovision so she can save Ilya from playoff depression.

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    Chapters:
    16/16
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #87761781
  7. Every time Ilya and Shane are on hot mics, Harris loses a year off his life.

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    6/7
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    3 versions
    AO3:
    #77864491
  8. After accidentally outing Shane and Ilya, Hayden finds a way to go back and undo the damage. He only means to fix one terrible mistake, but he changes far more than he understands.

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    18/20
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    1
    AO3:
    #82434666
  9. Shane's cravings were very…interesting to say in the least. They were a delicate matter that only Ilya got to lay witness to in the confines of their home. Or the one where Shane has a taste testing of all his cravings and Luca is the semi-willing participant (victim)

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    1/1
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    1
    AO3:
    #92636306
  10. Retired hockey player Shane has been lying to his mom about having a boyfriend, but now he’s agreed to take said boyfriend to the family reunion.

    Ilya Rozanov is Shane’s friendly neighbour. Maybe he can help!

    “Okay, so this is my plan: I re-download Tinder and make a profile that has one photo of me, with the caption ‘I need a fake boyfriend for my family reunion. I will pay you $30,000 and cover travel.’ That’ll work, right?”

    Or: The smutty fake dating fic with no miscommunication! They said it couldn’t be done, but I have done it.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
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    1
    AO3:
    #90940276
  11. Shane Hollander loves his future husband. Sure, his future husband is oblivious sometimes, but he means well, and he always listens.

    Ilya Rozanov thinks his future husband doesn’t understand the dark side of hockey. He’s about to learn differently.

    The result: two decisions nobody who even slightly follows the NHL expected their two former rival stars to make.

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    14/14
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    1
    AO3:
    #91936641
  12. Tampa doesn’t happen, and Shane and Rose get engaged. Two months later, the Hollander-Rozanov sex tape hits Twitter.

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    7/?
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    1
    AO3:
    #82997321
  13. Irina is beautiful and funny and smart.

    Irina is a good mother. She does all the things good mothers are supposed to do.

    And she is so, so bitter.

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    1/1
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    1
    AO3:
    #92659661
  14. “You are braver than me, dude. You could not pay me to call some of my exes.”

    Ilya shrugged. Truthfully, it was a stretch to call anybody on the list an ex. The only person he had been an official, labelled boyfriend to was Rob, and he wasn’t about to call Rob to ask where things went wrong.

    “Wait, how are you going to talk to that one guy if you don't even know his name?” Cliff asked.

    Fuck. Ilya should have taken his time to think of someone easier to put on the heartbreak list.

    “Not sure. I will work on it,” Ilya scowled.  

    ━━━━━━━━

    When Ilya’s boyfriend Rob dumps him, he decides to reach out to his top five heartbreaks to figure out why he is so easy to leave.

    Some people on the top five list are friends, some he hasn't spoken to in years. One man on the list proves hard to find, a one-night stand with beautiful freckles whose name Ilya never learned.

    High Fidelity-ish AU. Ilya owns a record shop and figures his shit out post-breakup as he finds the person he's meant to fall in love with.

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    10/12
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    1
    AO3:
    #89610761
  15. Six months before the NHL draft, Shane is forced to come out of the closet.

    Overnight, his meticulously crafted 10-year plan falls apart.

    He finds a way to pick up the pieces.

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    10/35
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    1
    AO3:
    #86554961
  16. Ilya's been taking care of himself for so long, and not always doing a very good job of it. It would be understandable, Ilya thinks, if Shane didn’t really know how to do it yet. Not when they’re only a month into being married and three months into being honest and less than a year since that hotel room in Tampa, where Shane had climbed into his lap and let Ilya cry into his shoulder and held him like no one had held Ilya since he was very small.

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    AO3:
    #92172556
  17. Ilya gets injured during the Playoff series, and oh no he's stuck in Montreal with Shane to take care of him.

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    1
    AO3:
    #92610426
  18. For the most part, Ilya didn’t do cute nicknames for his contacts – he found it tended to confuse him, when someone called. So most people were just their names or their relationships to him – Misha Agent and Carlos Physio. Papa for his father and Dickhead Brother for Alexei and Sveta for Svetlana. Simple. Ilya liked it simple.

    It hadn’t really mattered, he thought, until Cliff Marleau had mentioned it as they prepared to board a plane home from Montreal.

    “Dude,” Marly said. “You’ve been texting this chick for fucking years and she’s just Jane in your phone? Kind of cold.”

    --

    Ilya's contact name for Shane changes a bit, over the years.

    OR: Emojis in a phone contact can be a love language, if you think about it.

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    1
    AO3:
    #92618466
  19. Shane Hollander spends the 2010 Prospect Cup Tournament in a small room, being questioned by police. He thinks that telling the truth will save him. Instead, he’s betrayed by his teammates and pushed to the forefront of a scandal that destroys his chances with any NHL team. Only one professional hockey league is willing to look the other way.

    Desperate to play, Shane Hollander signs a contract with the KHL, packs his things, and moves to Russia.

     

    (Or: As he grapples with a scandal, Shane gives up on the NHL and ends up playing on Ilya Rozanov’s KHL team in Moscow.)

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    67,894
    Chapters:
    11/17
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #85381091
  20. There is something from an Ottawa Centaurs email, titled 'conversation.'

    For a moment, he strongly considers deleting it. Shane no longer owes a single part of the MLH a damn thing, nor does he expect anything from it. His exit from the league is -- well. People aren't motivated to bring it up.

    The sender is listed as Wiebe, B.

    Shane clicks on the message.

    Ten years ago Shane lost everything but Ilya. He has to decide what, if anything, he wants back.

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    AO3:
    #88445016
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