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  1. The Whole Package by

    Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
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    2026-09-15

    Retired hockey player Shane has been lying to his mom about having a boyfriend, but now he’s agreed to take said boyfriend to the family reunion.

    Ilya Rozanov is Shane’s friendly neighbour. Maybe he can help!

    “Okay, so this is my plan: I re-download Tinder and make a profile that has one photo of me, with the caption ‘I need a fake boyfriend for my family reunion. I will pay you $30,000 and cover travel.’ That’ll work, right?”

    Or: The smutty fake dating fic with no miscommunication! They said it couldn’t be done, but I have done it.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #90940276

  2. Within Your Reach by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-02-23

    Shane’s hearing is muffled, sound bubbling in and out like he’s swimming through the lake, dipping under the surface and back into the air. He can make out a word here and there, enough to know that Rozanov is trying to get him to breathe with him. He can feel the expansion of Rozanov’s lungs against his hands as he takes deep breaths in and lets them out. Shane tries to copy him, he does, but every inhale carries the scent of him, his cologne, his skin, his hair products. The scents are so familiar to him, and he wants more than anything for them to calm him, make him feel safe, but they are doing the opposite. Why are they still so familiar to him after not being anywhere near Rozanov for half a year? Why does he still want to shove his face against Rozanov’s throat and suck in every last last hint he can get? - Ilya takes longer to arrive in the bathroom after they present the award together, leaving Shane time to sink into a full-blown panic attack. This leads to a very different night in Vegas and an earlier beginning to Shane and Ilya’s relationship.

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    Chapters:
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    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #80128216

  3. #shaydenreal by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2025-12-21

    shayden enjoyer @pikespike 11m ago
    ok but did u guys SEE the way he rushed to defend his man??? ur telling me u dont have EYES?????

    #2 shane hollander kisser @shaydenism 8m ago
    no ur so valid that was a fight to the death before the refs got there

    hollanov real @g0v0yageurs 7m ago
    ur all freaks pike literally has like nine kids

    hollanov real @g0v0yageurs 6m ago
    not to mention the WIFE 🤢

    shayden enjoyer @pikespike 2m ago
    theres no way a hollanov shipper is in my mentions rn calling ME a freak

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,268
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #76093561

  4. Ilya Rozanov vs. Canadian Vocabulary by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2025-12-18

    “You named your coin after the stupid wolf bird?” “I didn't. The country did, I guess. I don't know, I never really thought about it.” He paused for a second, then smirked. “A two dollar coin is called a toonie.” Or: Four times Ilya Rozanov thought a Canadian word was stupid, and one time he was on Canada's side.

    Language:
    English
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    3,483
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #75970341

  5. They Met in the Elevator by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2025-11-28

    Following the reveal that her son has apparently been seeing Ilya Rozanov of all people for the entirety of their careers, Yuna Hollander has a realization about an interaction she once had in an elevator.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #74894011