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  1. Hayden has a list of things he knows about himself. He is, in no particular order: a Montreal Metro, a best friend, a sub-par son, and a pretty shitty mennonite. He believes in love, forgiveness, and the grace of God. He doesn't hate anyone.

    Except, of course, for Cliff Marleau. Hayden really, really hates Cliff Marleau.

    Or: after a game in Boston, Hayden runs into Marleau at the club. Shit ensues.

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  2. "Where are we going?"

    Ilya gave him a sharp smile. "Why don't you tell me?"

    "Huh?" Shane blinked.

    "I know you've been to gay club in L.A. before. Where did you go?"

    Shane flushed as he finally caught on. It hadn't even occurred to Shane that he had, technically, done the gay club thing at least once before, just not with Ilya. Of course Ilya wouldn't forget that fact, and it suddenly made a lot more sense why he'd chosen L.A. for this little expedition.

    "Seriously?"

    —

    Ilya has an idea of how he and Shane can celebrate their recent win in L.A. and it definitely has nothing to do with Hollywood blow job guy.

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  3. When Ilya is injured and can't play in the All Star game with Shane, he realizes he finally has the opportunity to fulfill a long-held fantasy.

    OR:

    Ilya pulls a Rose Landry, horniness ensues.

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  4. Shane needs a break at a charity gala, luckily Ilya knows exactly what he needs.

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  5. “I need to talk to you.” Ilya pretends to peer around, exaggerated, chin jutting, then points at himself. “Me?" “Who the fuck else, Ilya?” Shane hisses Ilya’s name, sees his pupils dilate. “Go to the bathroom. I’ll meet you there in five.” Ilya looks dazed, then shakes his hair out of his face and rights himself, reaches for another shot. “You do not tell me what to do, Hollander.” Shane is going to kill him. Or, Shane and Ilya, at the club, post-game. Ilya has let Boston’s victory get to his head and Shane brings him back down to earth.

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  6. “Watch yourself, Rozanov,” he says in Russian, voice low and dark, and oh, holy shit, Ilya should have known teaching Shane his native language would be the death of him.

    “I would rather watch you.”

    Shane moves off the stool he’s been sitting on with one fluid movement. “Not now.”

    “Later then?”

    Shane rolls his eyes. “Pervert.”

    “Not what you said an hour ago.”

    Ilya feels Shane’s foot bump into his, and their thighs brush just barely. But it’s still enough to make Ilya want to abandon all of this and drag Shane back upstairs. “Behave, Ilya,” he says, slipping back into Russian. “You know they can't know.” He turns. The look he throws him is a little too close not to affect him. “We both want it that way.”

    Oh. Right. That.

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    Or Ilya and Shane attempt to hide their relationship at a charity gala. It goes about as well as one would expect.

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