Summary:

Retired hockey player Shane has been lying to his mom about having a boyfriend, but now he’s agreed to take said boyfriend to the family reunion.

Ilya Rozanov is Shane’s friendly neighbour. Maybe he can help!

“Okay, so this is my plan: I re-download Tinder and make a profile that has one photo of me, with the caption ‘I need a fake boyfriend for my family reunion. I will pay you $30,000 and cover travel.’ That’ll work, right?”

Or: The smutty fake dating fic with no miscommunication! They said it couldn’t be done, but I have done it.