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Steady Ground by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-11
The events of week five of Ilya attending his mandated Queer Studies course.
Ilya nearly gets caught texting his queer studies professor in the locker room, befriends Sandra’s girlfriend and learns some new and very relevant terminology.
Or, what happens when you’re in love with Rose Landry’s ex-boyfriend and someone explains to you the concept of compulsory heterosexuality.
- Part 2 of Queer Studies 101
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,693
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #92416111
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one fell off and bumped their head by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-11
“Ilya?”
Ilya is splayed out on the floor, legs turned one way, and his body turned in the complete opposite direction. Zara’s body is perched over the edge of the bed, hands clutching the mattress as her tear-filled eyes stare down at her Papa,
Ilya’s right hand massages the side of his head as he slowly turns and blinks at Shane standing in the doorway.
“‘ello moya lyubov.”
“What happened?”
“Is it not obvious? I fell off the bed.”
OR:
Shane is woken up by a loud thud and fears their daughter has fallen off her new toddler bed. It turns out it was actually Ilya.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,525
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #92417701
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Ultraviolence by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-09-10
“What makes you so confident you can handle him when Montreal couldn’t?” A reporter asks.
“Because he actually listens to me. Montreal didn’t have a damn clue how to handle guys like him. Me? Oh, I already got this kid under my thumb.”
Once celebrated as the NHL’s most promising young player, Shane Hollander’s rookie season collapses after brutally attacking a teammate during a nationally televised playoff game, leaving him suspended, publicly disgraced, and traded to the Boston Raiders.
Months later, Shane arrives in Boston determined to keep his head down and prove himself. But Ilya Rozanov has already taken an unsettling interest in him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 68,308
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #86960821
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Not A Fan by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-09-09
@SophiaSkatesBoston:
I bought a FanMail from Ilya Rozanov for a laugh, thinking it must be an admin error to even have him listed but...
[Video clip begins]
Ilya Rozanov stands against a bare white wall, wearing athletic shorts and a tank top.
“Sophia,” he says, faux serious, “thank you for requesting a birthday video. As you can see, I am taking this all very seriously. I have good neutral background, very plain, very boring. Very professional. Does not contain anything that would make the commissioner very angry. Is just a blank wall, I have checked. Because I consider the set up of my shots. I would hate to send happy birthday video with very big, very distracting secret in the background. Would be very unprofessional, very...”
[Tap to keep watching]
@CentaursCentral:
Oh my God, he did not! I laughed so hard at this I think I pulled something.
@NHL_OffTheRink:
If you do one thing on hockey twitter today, let it be watching this video.
@OttawaAlways:
Ok but has Hayden Pike seen this yet? Does he know?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,243
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #92261491
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A missing tooth. A standard hockey emergency.
When a brutal elbow leaves Shane Hollander spitting blood on the ice, he lands immediately in the hands of the opposing team's dentist.
Shane thinks the dentist saw a cavity. The dentist knows he saw a secret.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 55,764
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #75388256
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smoke in the air (you’re filling my lungs) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-28
“Worried about me, Hollander?”
A few months ago, Shane would’ve called him an asshole and left him in this dingy hospital room alone. A few months ago, Shane would’ve rolled his eyes and thrown back a line about wanting to ensure all his patients were looked after and how he had a responsibility, especially to members of his own firehouse. Hell, a few months ago, maybe Shane wouldn’t have even been here in the first place.
But today, after the scare he’s had and the hours he’s spent really coming to terms with… well, everything, Shane just nods tiredly.
“I was. I was terrified actually. I haven’t left this hospital since I rolled in doing chest compressions on you because we couldn’t get your sinus rhythm back and your heart stopped.”
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OR: Ilya Rozanov is Firehouse 17's supposed asshole lieutenant and Shane Hollander is their newest paramedic.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 104,087
- Chapters:
- 9/11
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #82711866
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Party Traditions by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-08-27
Ilya and Shane host a party for the start of this year’s Irina Foundation camp.
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“The man doesn’t have any shame, that’s the thing." Marly grins, arm draped over Roz’s shoulders. “Therefore, it can’t be done. Rozy can’t be embarrassed. My money is safe.”
“Nobody has ever won? Really?” Shane asks, smiling.
Roz stares across at his husband then shrugs. “You are bluffing. Is fine, go ahead. There is nothing anyway, you can’t win.”
“Well, I was just thinking,” Hollander says, “that the guys might be interested to hear that you...have a type?” Marly could swear Shane’s eyes glanced in the direction of Scott Hunter. Could swear too that Roz tracked the movement.
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Shane gets competitive. Scott Hunter learns more than he bargained for. Marly is determined to be a really fucking good bro.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,141
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #90938386
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Fake It (Till You Make It) by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-21
“I’ve been thinking about doing something like this for a while,” Wiebe admitted. “Though originally I was going to reach out to an actress. Get a nice, pretty, girl next door type on his arm for a year or so. Straighten out his image just enough to get him back to ‘loveable bad boy’ instead of 'on the edge of being cancelled‘. But hey, now I can kill two birds with one stone!”
Shane Hollander is a working actor in need of some exposure to get his big break. Ilya Rozanov is an international rock star in need of a reputation boost after his latest scandal. The powers that be think a PR relationship between the two will get everyone what they want.
So begins a year long, very public romance as Hollywood's latest young 'it' couple. Can Shane survive the scrutiny that comes with fame in exchange for a shot at success? Can Ilya keep it together long enough to fulfill the contract? And will either of them make it to the end date without a broken heart?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 137,639
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #83637516
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How to Lose Shane Hollander in Ten Days or Less! (Preferably less) by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-15
Ilya needs to date a guy and get dumped in less than a week. Luckily Shane Hollander has impossibly high standards and a track record of quick turnarounds.
Shane needs to prove he can date a guy for a whole ten days. Luckily Ilya Rozanov has a reputation for being a no-maintenance boyfriend who will be easy to put up with for a couple weeks.
What could possibly go wrong?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,306
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #89566041
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Now that Shane is officially a player on the Ottawa Centaurs, Ilya demands to be added to the WAG chat too.
Chaos ensues.- Part 2 of Hollanov/Centaurs Texting/WAG Fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,014
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #83190836
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A Lesson in Puck Handling by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-08-11
Shane Hollander had almost made it to morning skate on time.
Then something ran out in front of his car.
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Or, the one where Shane finds an injured kitten and takes it to the closest vet, Dr. Ilya Rozanov.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 100,821
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Files:
- 5 versions
- AO3:
- #81897986
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What happens in Tampa… by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-10
Marleau had a fun thing going on with Rozanov, back in the day - those nights were the hottest of Marleau’s life. Girls and booze and occasional… stuff, between them. It wasn’t weird or anything. But he kinda… misses it? He’s not sure why it stopped.
Until he catches Rozanov with Hollander; all at once, he’s got answers to questions he never dared ask… as well as a whole lot more questions. And an invitation.
TW: M/M/M threesome, double penetration (anal/oral)
- Part 1 of What Happens In Tampa…
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,151
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #90278446
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You Deserve Sunshine(-Powered Energy) by Anonymous
Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-10
“Hello Shane. This is Ilya again, calling about your solar panel quote. Call me back when you are able, the number is—”
Shane pokes the delete button so hard he worries about his phone screen. Every day, this fucking company calls him. Sometimes it’s Elaine or Cyrus, but Shane finds it the most irritating when it’s Ilya. Something about his attitude in his definitely-not-attractive-and-distracting Russian accent makes him sound smug, like he knows he’ll get the sale.
He will never get the sale.
Shane Hollander is never getting solar panels installed. Someone should probably tell Ilya, the solar panel salesman.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,111
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #90273926
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lost in translation by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-07
Ilya Rozanov has a gift.
He can speak to animals, which has earned him an incredibly successful career as a pet psychic, and far too much information about what people do when they think their pets aren’t watching.
Shane Hollander has a problem.
His cat, Pork, is permanently miserable. After exhausting every sensible option, Shane turns to the supernatural for assistance.
After their first appointment, Pork grows visibly happier - his cat’s found a hobby and renewed sense of purpose for achieving his only goal: to destroy Ilya for good.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 41,419
- Chapters:
- 4/?
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #89337011
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Fiat 500 2: Electric Boogaloo. by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-08-04
Shane
How about no one jokes about you all almost dying in a plane crash?
Cap
Boooooo
Shane
Don’t boo me from next to me in bed, loser
Cap
BOOOOOOOOOOOAnother 4 months in the Centaurs team chat: Shane Hollander-Rozanov remix edition.
- Part 6 of O-Town’s Fillies Back Again
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,564
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #89881801
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Shane woke up alone, in pain and confused. He remembered the hit; Marlow had sent him down to the ice. He remembered Ilya visiting before anyone else. He doesn't understand what is wrong; why are more tests being ordered? The C test. The test for being a rare Male Carrier.
He hadn't thought about Carriers since he was in school. Why would he? His mother had done the test when he was a child. It had been negative. So why was he hurting in places he shouldn't? Why was a nice nurse telling him they needed to take him somewhere else for some specialised testing?
When Shane Hollander took a nasty hit on the ice against Boston, he was woken up to a very serious, very shocking discovery. To something he hadn't believed was possible. He now has to deal with the fallout; decisions have to be made, as well as life-altering choices. But first he has to work out how to tell his years-long situationship - who he is completely and totally in love with - that he managed to get him pregnant, when neither of them was aware it was possible. Shane is terrified, confused and furious all at the same time. All he wants is Ilya, but is Ilya still going to want him now?
- Part 1 of Heated Rivalry AU Version 2
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 108,702
- Chapters:
- 11/?
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #81102951
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Shane and Luke were highschool sweethearts, they had plans to go into the NHL together, play alongside each other, start to really plan their future as a couple.
But when an injury crushes Shane's only dream, he's forced to sit back and watch as his boyfriend goes onto do everything that should've been his.
Everything except beating the best player in the entire NHL league.
Or,
Shane had grown tired of his boyfriend, Ilya Rozanov is more than happy to give him an upgrade.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 28,748
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #89808111
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Airport Shenanigans by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
2026-07-29
There’s a very attractive guy trying to go through Nicole’s customs booth at the airport. Unfortunately, he doesn’t have his passport. Nicole would be annoyed, but the guy is very charming, and it turns out, somehow, his husband has his passport. His husband, who is Canadian hockey Jesus Shane Hollander. Things are never boring at work.
- Part 4 of Hollanov from the Outside
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,370
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #89499541
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Today 3:57 PM
Jane: Hey so. I need you to sext me like a girl
Today 10:18 PM
Lily: what
…
Or, Shane Hollander becomes Captain of the Metros, Ilya officially hates Hayden Pike, and there’s a new “girl” coming to the Montreal Met-Hoes chat.
- Part 1 of lily has joined the chat
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 25,630
- Chapters:
- 46/46
- Files:
- 1
- AO3:
- #77359836
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I'll move, just hold my hand by Anonymous
Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
2026-07-26
After Rose helps Shane realize his sexuality, he decides he needs to come out to the important people in his life. He's not ready to be out publicly, but he needs friends in his corner.
- Part 2 of
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 122,633
- Chapters:
- 53/?
- Files:
- 2 versions
- AO3:
- #77675241