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  1. “What makes you so confident you can handle him when Montreal couldn’t?” A reporter asks.

    “Because he actually listens to me. Montreal didn’t have a damn clue how to handle guys like him. Me? Oh, I already got this kid under my thumb.”

    Once celebrated as the NHL’s most promising young player, Shane Hollander’s rookie season collapses after brutally attacking a teammate during a nationally televised playoff game, leaving him suspended, publicly disgraced, and traded to the Boston Raiders.

    Months later, Shane arrives in Boston determined to keep his head down and prove himself. But Ilya Rozanov has already taken an unsettling interest in him.

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    AO3:
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  2. Moon Me, Baby by

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    2026-09-07

    Shane is 37 weeks along with their fraternal twins. He’s uncomfortable, exhausted, moody, and ready to be fucking done with being pregnant. This is, however, their last week alone as a couple, and Ilya is fully intending to try and lift his spirits by bringing him on a babymoon at the cottage. What he didn’t intend to do was cut their babymoon short by accidentally fucking his husband into labor, but things didn’t typically go as planned for them, did they?

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    AO3:
    #92150386
  3. Yes, Daddy by

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    2026-07-24

    Something cold settles low in Shane's stomach at her hesitation. His mom almost never hesitates, always confident and firm in what she is doing. Whatever she's about to say, it's probably no small thing.

    "There's something I need to tell you," she says quietly. "Something we need to tell you."

    "Mom?" Shane asks, confused. Shane stares at his mother, waiting for the rest of the explanation, but nothing comes. Mom keeps both hands on the steering wheel, her eyes fixed firmly on the road ahead. "What do you mean?" he asks quietly.

    "David isn't your biological father."

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  4. There was a small recoil, nothing Shane would consciously register as a recoil, just a slight drawing-back of his head and a micro-expression crossing the bridge of his nose.

    His brows pulled together for one second, and he pulled the carton away from his face, examining the opening.

    Ilya Rozanov has seven cameras. Ilya Rozanov has a blog.

    His gay roommate doesn't know about any of this.

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    AO3:
    #82935416
  5. strangers by

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    2026-06-15

    “Why am I here?” Shane asks, braver than he feels.

    “Because you are very special, Shane. And it was time for me to bring you home.”

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    Or, a kidnapping fic

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    AO3:
    #81706906
  6. And there.

    Through a break in the trees, there is a house. Wooden, old, the pale white paint of it greyed with age and dampness.

    "I—" His voice comes out level, at least.

    The man has tilted his head. "What? You want to sleep in your car?" He pulls his chin toward the dark interior of the house, a small gesture. "No. Come in. Is no trouble."

    God hasn’t abandoned him yet, ha.

    Shane Hollander's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. The man who answers the door is charming, warm, and just his type. Ilya Rozanov is a very religious man. He has a lot to say about repentance.

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    AO3:
    #83883236
  7. This was what tended to scare Shane the most, when Ilya was unwell: the gradual loss of him, despite being physically there. He would go quiet, blank, slow to speak and slow to respond, nothing like the pulse of intense energy and liveliness that sparked in him at his baseline. Shane missed him, when he was away in that place. It was not a place Ilya could always describe, and it was not somewhere Shane could rescue him from, or even join him in for company. So Shane waited, every time, for him to come back. He always came back. That was the only relief in it.

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    AO3:
    #81324646
  8. Bad depression day for Ilya. "Ilya just stares into the air -he doesn't know when he opened his eyes-, his face looks empty, lifeless like someone stole all the emotions from it."

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    #77451061
  9. Weak. But this time, instead of his father's voice, it was said in Shane's. Ilya could no longer fight to escape the nightmare that was his mind.

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  10. Shane is pretty sure he’s being stalked. “What is your favorite scary movie?” “I don’t know,” Shane says honestly. “Science fiction.”

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    #76974041