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  1. please, won't you (make a family with me) by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-07-01

    Léa Martin @MrsLéaMartin92
    Shane Hollander is TAKEN !?

    Clara @mrsshanehollander4ever
    Shane Hollander has a BABY????

    Léonie @LeonieGagnon27328
    Is this officially the NHL’s cutest baby?

    Lily @BostonLily1991
    DOES THE BABY HAVE FRECKLES?

    Charlotte @charlottefromquébec
    Replying to @BostonLily1991
    what?

    One month before the tuna melt incident, pictures are posted online of Shane and Hayden’s outing to the aquarium.

    Within minutes, the internet is convinced that Shane Hollander has become a father, and people everywhere are mourning the fact that the NHL’s most eligible bachelor is off the market.

    “People everywhere” includes Ilya Rozanov.

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    1
    AO3:
    #87615576

  2. summer break: truth or dare by

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    2026-06-28

    “Uh,” Shane says stupidly, “Truth?” 
    Fabian bites his bottom lip, and it does something complicated to Shane’s stomach. Why do all of their friends have to be so hot? “Do you bottom or top more often?” 

    -

    The group chat gets together for Scott's birthday party, and things escalate.

    (can be read as a standalone)

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    1
    AO3:
    #87554956

  3. The Infiltration by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-06-27

    Lily
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    I want to see your cock leak on me again 😉
    Will swallow if you are lucky

    Jane
    ------------------------------------------------------------
    Don't sext me while I'm with Pike. He read those messages you just sent

    OR

    After Jackie and the other WAG’s insist on adding Shane’s secret girlfriend to their group chat, “Lily” is ready to join and get a rise out of Shane. Well, that and get new secrets on all of Montreal's players…

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    1
    AO3:
    #79884531

  4. Rose Landry Is My Fairy Godmother by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-06-24

    "She's my fairy godmother," Shane says, loud enough for Ilya to hear, as he stares at himself in the mirror.

    There's a long, long pause. Then Ilya laughs loudly, a genuine burst of surprise that reverberates off the doorway. "Very funny, Hollander. And you are my cute little house elf. What does that make me?"

    Vibes: Ella Enchanted meets Heated Rivalry

    50% crack, 50% fix it fic, 100% magical alternative coming out story. 🧚‍♀️ Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #86513581

  5. the trials and tribulations of the tenth floor groupchat by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-06-23

    Carter Vaughn (NY): LISTEN UP I will give $1000 to whoever gets Shane Hollander drunk tonight

    Ilya Rozanov (BOS): easy $1000

    Ilya Rozanov (BOS): Hollander has never seen a good time because he lives in montreal with boring montreal teammates

    JJ 🏆💰: he had us in the first half ngl

    Shane: he had nothing in no halves

    Shane: I will have ONE beer

    or:

    Scott Hunter makes a groupchat of everyone staying on the tenth floor at the hotel during the 2016 All Star Game. Shane has more than one beer.

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    1
    AO3:
    #87229401

  6. Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-06-23

    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    1
    AO3:
    #87060296

  7. The Crow's Nest by

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    2026-06-23

    Cliff would probably remember if he was there when Ilya met a woman so earth-shattering that he would chase after her for nearly a decade. Probably. Cliff thinks he would probably notice something as life-altering as a meeting like that. Who on earth is this woman and how did they find each other? Did Cliff watch Ilya’s life change before his eyes and not even realize what was happening? In the fall of 2017, Cliff Marlow notices evidence of Jane all over Ilya’s apartment. He decides to investigate.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #84393906

  8. got milk? i mean, got yoghurt? by

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    2026-06-23

    There was a small recoil, nothing Shane would consciously register as a recoil, just a slight drawing-back of his head and a micro-expression crossing the bridge of his nose.

    His brows pulled together for one second, and he pulled the carton away from his face, examining the opening.

    Ilya Rozanov has seven cameras. Ilya Rozanov has a blog.

    His gay roommate doesn't know about any of this.

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    52,517
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #82935416

  9. shared joy (shared sorrow) by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
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    2026-06-22

    “You speak Russian?” Ilya’s voice is simultaneously incredulous and thrilled, like he can’t quite believe it, but he’s excited all the same.

    Hayden shakes his head, shrugging, still rocking Amber. “Uh, not really? I only know a few words and phrases here and there from my Deda and Baba. I understand it more than I can speak it.”

    Ilya’s eyes somehow get wider. “Deda and Baba- You have Russian grandparents? You are Russian?!”

    “I guess? Technically?”

    -

    Hayden Pike never really talks about his mom's family. Ilya finds out why and decides he simply *must* fix this.

    He is going to teach Hayden Pike how to be Russian, whether Hayden likes it or not.

    AKA the Russian Hayden fic for my sister

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    1/1
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    1
    AO3:
    #87201416

  10. my love, my life by

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    2026-06-20

    Cliff watches him squeeze the phone between his cheek and shoulder, lifting the jersey over his head as he continues to talk, a bit distracted now by the multitasking.

    “And was good practice, you know, for when I am your husband."

    Immediately, the locker room goes dead silent. And so does Rozanov, in fact.

    In which Ilya accidentally calls himself Shane's future husband in the middle of the Bears locker room. Worse still, they're not even dating yet.

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    1
    AO3:
    #87024061

  11. The Shape of Home by

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    2026-06-20

    Shane and Ilya have been through this before. They know that labor hurts, babies have a habit of arriving on their own schedule, and that it's all worth it in the end. Knowing what's coming doesn't make it any easier. Hours later, the Hollander-Rozanov family turns into a family of four. OR Shane and Ilya welcome their second baby into the world.

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    Files:
    1
    AO3:
    #87053811

  12. Shane has been added to the group chat. by

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    2026-06-19

    Ilya
    Guess what

    Shane
    What?

    Ilya
    We are getting married tomorrow!!

    Shane
    Oh shit, I meant to tell you
    A thing came up, sorry!
    Totally unavoidable

    Ilya
    SHANE

    or: Hollanov take the 'two birds, one stone' approach to their wedding day.

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    Files:
    2 versions
    AO3:
    #86996781

  13. do the math by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-06-19

    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial 
    I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started. 

    We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.

    On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left. 

    Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss. 

    -----

    or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.

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    AO3:
    #86984836

  14. Hayden Pike's Gay Agenda by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-06-19

    When Shane drunkenly confesses that he is gay to Hayden, Hayden starts forming a plan to help his friend get his happily ever after.

    Step 1: break up Shane and Lily. Step 2: get Shane a boyfriend. Step 3: get Shane gay married. Step 4: prosper.

    Should be easy enough.

    OR: Hayden is trying to figure out how to break up Shane and Lily. Ilya is trying to figure out who is sending him threatening texts about his relationship with Shane.

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    5/7
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    1
    AO3:
    #82361491

  15. Tied for Third by

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    2026-06-17

    Vincent Lemaire has been the best player on every team he's ever been on, so it makes sense when he's nominated for Rookie of the Year. Ethan Korogyi has been winning national championships since he was twelve years old, so it's only logical that he goes third in the draft overall.

    But those achievements don't really matter. They don't mean anything when they are perpetually behind Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov.

    At least they have each other. That's something Rozanov and Hollander will never understand.

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    AO3:
    #86896731

  16. No Friction, Just Chemistry by

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    2026-06-15

    After leaving behind his last job, Ilya threw himself into a new profession: making and selling all things one can pickle. His week revolves around the Sunday farmer's market. Everything seems simple and predictable until a new vendor arrived late in the season.

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    AO3:
    #86788266

  17. The Chaos Theorem (or: Shane Hollander needs a nap and a therapist. He got Ilya instead) by

    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
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    2026-06-13

    Welcome to the Ultimate Game.

    If you’re looking for a chronicle of redemption or, worse yet, a fairy tale ending with a kiss under the snow, you’ve walked into the wrong locker room. This is the story of a sabotage.

    For ten years, the hockey world has feasted on the rivalry between two captains with the same hunger one brings to a public execution. And us? We served them the blood on a silver platter, while in the shadows of hotel rooms in Montreal or Boston, we exchanged fluids and secrets with the precision of two spies in enemy territory.

    They believe the ice is a sanctuary of heterosexual secrets. They don’t realize that while they were betting on our next elbow to the face, they were witnessing a long, violent decade of foreplay.

    Now, it’s time for El Plan.

    Shane is the butterfly flapping its wings on an underwear billboard. I am the tornado about to level the entire NHL.

    Grab your popcorn. It’s going to be a beautiful massacre.

    My name is Ilya Rozanov, and you can thank me later.

    Or: how Shane and Ilya gaslit the entire world by officially "starting to date" in 2020.

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    8/8
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    1
    AO3:
    #76617896

  18. sold out by

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    2026-06-13

    Shane gestured helplessly at the empty space Wyatt had just vacated. “Rozanov. What are you doing? This is for charity.” Sliding a heavy, matte-black credit card across the counter, Ilya didn’t even blink. “I know,” he murmured, his blue eyes dropping directly to Shane’s mouth. “I’m being generous.” When Shane Hollander is drafted into working the hospital’s Valentine’s Day kissing booth, he expects awkward kisses and a miserable afternoon. What he doesn’t expect is Ilya Rozanov buying every single ticket.

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    AO3:
    #85687656

  19. how to make boys next door out of assholes by

    Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
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    2026-06-13

    If there was one thing Ilya was proud of during his time as Captain in Boston, it was the community he created. Yes, they were a good team, but under Ilya’s leadership they’d become a decent one too.

    He didn’t have time for locker room bullshit. Racism. Homophobia. Hazing. It was immature and unnecessary. The first step in having a successful team, in his eyes, was the safety of “his” players. During his first speech as captain, he made it clear that the nonsense would not be tolerated.

    The guys weren’t perfect, but they didn’t ask questions.

    Until, of course, Jeremy Stone joined the roster.

    Or: Ilya is one homophobic "that's so gay" away from losing his shit (and coming out in the process)

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    AO3:
    #86438946

  20. Shane, Meet Shovel by

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    2026-06-12

    While enjoying a night out at The Kingfisher, Ilya is sporting some very concerning bruises. After drunkenly revealing to Scott that Jane is Shane Hollander, Scott takes it upon himself to give Shane the Shovel Talk.

    OR

    Scott thinks Shane is abusing Ilya, so he ropes Carter Vaughn and Eric Bennet into kidnapping Shane and threatening to kill him.

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    13,785
    Chapters:
    5/5
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    1
    AO3:
    #85308766
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