Summary:

"She's my fairy godmother," Shane says, loud enough for Ilya to hear, as he stares at himself in the mirror.

There's a long, long pause. Then Ilya laughs loudly, a genuine burst of surprise that reverberates off the doorway. "Very funny, Hollander. And you are my cute little house elf. What does that make me?"

Vibes: Ella Enchanted meets Heated Rivalry

50% crack, 50% fix it fic, 100% magical alternative coming out story. 🧚‍♀️ Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo