Summary:

Cliff watches him squeeze the phone between his cheek and shoulder, lifting the jersey over his head as he continues to talk, a bit distracted now by the multitasking.

“And was good practice, you know, for when I am your husband."

Immediately, the locker room goes dead silent. And so does Rozanov, in fact.

In which Ilya accidentally calls himself Shane's future husband in the middle of the Bears locker room. Worse still, they're not even dating yet.